A Basement Affair Finale
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Felicia, Cathy and Kerry on Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair FinaleWe are finally at the Finale and right away Frank goes to greet his final 3 girls. He tells them he wants to go on a sailing date, however, he can only take 2 girls with him so he wants them to decide amongst themselves and come to a unanimous decision on who should join him and who will go home (WTF is this? We aren’t even 5 minutes into the show. You could have just eliminated another girl at the last elimination. Douche.)

As expected, the girls are at a stalemate because they are clearly shocked and none of them are willing to vote for themselves to go home (This is after Kerry and Felicia went through their threatening to quit and go home for the last 2 episodes).

All For One And One For Frank

Immediately, Kerry starts crying and Felicia decides to console her. Meanwhile, Cathy decides to confront Felicia to get her to give herself up but Felicia is equally confrontational and they exchange a few words.
Cathy and Frank carriage ride on Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair FinaleKerry, still crying, agrees with Cathy that she’s there for Frank but doesn’t answer if Felicia is there for Frank (If this is VH1’s method of creating drama then they failed. Shit is just a waste of time because they don’t get to waste 5 minutes traveling anywhere and dancing with the hotel staff).

At the dock, Frank is left waiting longer than he hoped to wait and wondering whether anyone will show up.
Back at the house Kerry and Cathy are continuing to plot against Felicia when Susan comes down to the girls. Felicia reveals what they have to do and Susan tells the girls her son might have been afraid to send the wrong girl home. (Mom gotta stick up for her son. That dude is not leaving the basement, he has it way too good).

Kerry breaks down further and Felicia runs off to cry in the bathroom. When they reconvene, Felicia decides she will leave and informs Kerry and Cathy of her decision.

Later, Kerry and Cathy show up at the dock and Frank is excited to see them. Finally on the boat, Frank realizes Kerry and Cathy are friends and he will have to choose between them (no motherfucking shit).
Cathy and Kerry plead their cases to Frank while in the Confessional, they both claim the other is wrong for Frank.

After the date, Kerry and Cathy go to an expensive hotel in Manhattan where they not only have to share a room but share a bed too (Well that sucks).

Cathy and Kerry on Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair FinaleThe next morning Frank sends a note advising Cathy she will go on a date. Frank takes Cathy for a picnic and a carriage ride where Cathy again tells Frank that she is emotionally stronger than Kerry. Later that night Frank and Cathy go back to Frank’s hotel room where they make-out (And probably have sex again).

The next morning, Cathy returns and tells Kerry about her date but she’s surprisingly timid about it. Oddly, Gary and Susan show up to talk to Kerry.
Susan asks Kerry if she thinks Cathy is genuine and if they had sex. Kerry admits to Gary and Susan that Cathy had sex with Frank. Susan is disgusted and hopes that Frank chooses Kerry in the end.

It’s time for Kerry to go on her date… a bus tour through Manhattan (Because that has to be like $10 right?)

Meanwhile, Gary and Susan go to talk to Cathy. Susan and Gary ask without asking whether she had sex with Frank. Embarrassed, Cathy confirms it, but claims that she’s not in the Final 2 solely because she had sex with Frank (Uh, you don’t know that).

Back at the date Frank and Kerry have dinner at a nice restaurant. They share small talk before going back to the hotel.

The next morning, Kerry goes back to her room where Cathy is worried that Kerry may have hooked up with Frank.

Meanwhile, Frank and his parents talk about his decision. Susan wonders what Frank sees in Cathy and says she thinks he had sex with Cathy too soon. She advises him that Kerry would be a better fit even though Cathy cares for Frank.

At the final elimination, Susan really hopes Frank chooses Kerry over Cathy. Frank does the usual finale mantra of complimenting the girls and stalling but since that part is boring, sucks, and never matters in the end I’m just gonna skip and say Kerry wins.

So yea, Kerry wins and I doubt anyone is surprised by that or that Frank has already left her.

53 Responses to “A Basement Affair Finale”

  1. Should we do a poll on who is the biggest douche as a host? Frank has to be in the top 3 because everyone knew he was on some bullshit before the show.

    1. It’d have to be like this:

      1. Frank
      2. Ray J
      3. Chance

      1. All the male hosts have been just awful. It’s hard to pick who is number 1.

        Flav-Brought his baby mama on the reunion show and admitted season 3 was fake.

        Bret-Ditching Jes and Ambre to do another season of ROL. Or in Taya’s case just went back to his baby mama.

        Real-Tried to blame Corn Fed for his being a douche and just not calling Doll.

        Chance-Just didn’t call Hot Wings. (I thought he did good by not picking anybody on season 1 even though we all knew he would have picked Risky.

        Ray J-Ditched Cocktail to do FTLORJ2 and then embarassed Mz. Berry by being a douche and a slut at the reunion.

        Antonio-Didn’t call his winner

        Frank-basically ditched Buckwild (although I think that was fake or they were just fucking) to do Basement Affair and then broke up with Kerry after 3 days.

        Also, basically all the winners are the same way except Hot Wings and Cocktail. The rest were all timid and meek which probably made it easier for the guys to just ditch them.

      2. LOL Deelishis wuz far from being timid, it’s just that Flav wuz WAYY more likeable than any other dude after him. It could also be that other than NY/Tailor Made, they stayed together the longest.

      3. Matic…. you were to kind.

      4. effing bourgy spell check

      5. … you know, Steupz. All these years of play-complaining about stuff (e.g., spellcheck), and I’m trusting u always knew it was just that, play-complaining.

        I actually started to look for the donate button.

      6. … guess I missed the moment when it was last pulled, cause I know some folks screamed and that had to be hilarious.

        Was there ever a poll asking us if we wanted to sacrifice the spell check for something else?

      7. ::this shit ain’t no democracy, I know.::

        Carry on.

      8. I use Firefox, CL. Its spellcheck is crucial to me in using American spelling.

    2. I’m in favor of a poll just as long as Real & Chance can be counted together as one choice.

      They’re each only a fraction of a man anyway; both in the literal sense & the figurative one…

      http://www.addemoticons.com/emoticon/animated/AddEmoticons04259.gif

  2. I’m gonna read dat innaview firse

  3. I wanna……..Watch True Blood in a few minutes, but Casino is on Tv. LOL

  4. Oh, surprise. Kerry won. Meh, I watched Celeb Apprentice instead.

    God, I feel bad that Illinois had Rod as a governor….

    1. What’s worse is that we got totally bamboozled in 2006 when he was up for reelection because everyone absolutely HATED his opponent and just voted for him by default.

      1. Rod is just sad on this show.

        Last three episode he keeps proclaiming his innocence which gets in way of challenges, and he types .25 WPM.

      2. You should all hate Obama!! He’s enforcing Marshall Law SOOOON!!

      3. His constant media presence bores and agitates me enough to no longer give a shit about what he says or does anymore. Since I don’t care about what he says I can’t like or hate him because I tune out to everything he says.

  5. this show was such a epic letdown.. scratch that vh1 is such an epic letdown, its like nobody cares bout these shows anymore they jus want publicity n money n it jus pisses me off.. i wud love 2 hav my own datin show but i wud actually put my heart into n try to make it fun aswell.. to me the last “truthful-ish” datin show was ILNY2 or ROL2 whicheva one was last after that jus utter garbage with jus a handful n a half of standout contestants smh this channel suks tha company suks they need a fresh start

  6. this show was such a epic letdown.. scratch that vh1 is such an epic letdown, its like nobody cares bout these shows anymore they jus want publicity n money n it jus pisses me off.. i wud love 2 hav my own datin show but i wud actually put my heart into n try to make it fun aswell.. to me the last “truthful-ish” datin show was ILNY2 or ROL2 whicheva one was last after that jus utter garbage with jus a handful n a half of standout contestants smh this channel suks tha company suks they need a fresh start

  7. Damn Felicia was hot.

    She had a model face and a nice body.

    I’m surprised she didn’t win.

    I think Frank is gay.

    1. she left on her own…

      1. She was railroaded.

        Like Cathy and Kerry would have voted to eliminate each other?

        Probably because of her comment or whatever from last week, who knows….it was awkward and retarded.

  8. sorry 4 ranting, the fact that he broke up with her 3 days later jus pissed me off lol all that time n money wasted

    1. Don’t blame you. VH1 really sucks right now and the worst episode for all these dating shows is always the finale because the interviews with the winners are always depressing.

      1. yea thats true the last person that seemed genuinely happy to win to me was cocktail.. even though we kno how that turned out

  9. sorry 4 ranting, the fact that he brokeup with her 3 days later jus pissed me off lol all that time n money wasted

    1. Awww. You believe in reality TV love. That’s super sweet.

  10. @Buck – there was a time not so long ago when a 30-something man living with his mother was assumed to be “that way”…let’s not lose sight of it simply because he effed a very “handsome” woman in Cathy – perhaps a quick flip is all he needs to close his eyes and think of “boy holes”…

    1. Plus, Buckwild may not be genetically a man….but she’s pretty effing close.

    1. Yea. He’s a bigger douche than Flav, Bret and Antonio. He’s definitely up there with Real, Chance and Ray J. Skank.

    2. Lawd hammercy. That was fucking hilarious. “They called me up and asked me what my type was and I said Spanish or Puerto Rican, and there was one f***ing Spanish girl on the god damn show.” LMFAO

      I think him staying with his family because of his dad having cancer might be true. He looked sick to me in the show.

      1. Uh, I don’t remember any Latina/o on the show. Who the hell was he talking about?

      2. I think that weird girl Jessica.

      3. Wasn’t Dana part Puerto Rican?

        Or was she Italian? She looked Puerto Rican.

      4. Gary having cancer…absolutely, no one looks that bad at 62.

  11. Can’t say we didnt see this coming…Also, Kerry doesn’t know when to hush her mouth. And the sexy Felcia left! While this Doucebag is not keeping her…He is indeed up there with the other dumbasses.

  12. Was there any preview for a reunion or anything?

    1. God, I fucking hope not.

      Let this abomination die and never be spoken of again…

    2. There was no preview to the reunion and the VH1 tv schedule says there isn’t going to be a reunion. Really they are only going to show the finale 5 more times before it just completely goes away and we all know 5 re-runs in a week on VH1 isn’t that many.

  13. Well since my wives Hoopz, Deelishis, and my negro Kiki have all talked about new shows, hopefully VH1 got somethin planned.

    Although Kiki said she’s thru with VH1, but who else could possibly want her goon azz on a show? LOL!

    1. BGC Season 6???????

      1. I can only pray LOL! She already doesn’t like Leno eitha based off her tweets, maybe if she shows up on an episode Kiki can beat her azz.

      2. I can only pray LOL! She already doesn’t like Leno eitha based off her tweets, maybe if she shows up on an episode Kiki can beat her azz.

  14. I heard they are going to skip the reunion and just have Frank and Ray J in a 3-Way w/a gigantor container of Summer’s Eve…smells like teen spirit…

  15. Don’t this bring back Bourgy memories LOL!

    1. A cast of dum dums, lol.

  16. that sahara from rupauls drag race lookss like one of the wayans brothers ..maarlon i lthink

    1. That’s when he’s dressed as a man.

      When he’s in drag, he looks dead on Shereé, from Real Housewives of Atlanta…

  17. This show suffered from a bad budget and bad casting. I think Ryan killed of love shows last summer. VH1 has completely given up even trying.

  18. What they need to do is go back to basics. Cast a bunch of ghetto people and allow fighting.

  19. Frank’s Dad confirms house was fake.

    “She (Susan) didn’t want to leave me home alone because I really wasn’t in shape to stay here alone.”

    http://blog.vh1.com/2010-03-29/and-now-a-word-from-gary/

    This show is overflowing with fail.