This show… :: deep breath :: I don’t know how y’all stuck with it so long. I do not know.
Ah yes this limo scene. So after the chaos of the limo scene a producer steps in to hold Teresa back while the other girls hold Stephanie back. Eventually they get back to the house and Teresa says she wants to go home. Tiara and Jazmone try to talk her out of leaving and make her drunk ass go to bed.
The next morning Teresa is hungover and she apologizes to Stephanie about going off and getting drunk. Later Tiana calls her boyfriend and he pretty much tells her that he can’t handle her being gone (The fuck? What is with these bitchmade clingy folks? It’s been a week). After Tiana gets off the phone she realizes that she’s starting to like Gina a lot.
Later all the girls except Stephanie go out to lunch and at lunch Janelle starts complaining about stuff (Who needs 2 lemonades to drink? I can’t even finish off the free glass of water). That night the girls get home and Tiana calls her boyfriend again and he starts whining about being in love with Tiana and asking why she doesn’t feel the same way about him (Um people throw around the love word way too much. That’s why). So now Tiana decides to break up with her boyfriend (Why do these girls come on the show with boyfriends? This I do not understand).
After the phone call Tiana cries to Stephanie and Gina about her situation. Later Janelle is still under the impression that everyone in the house loathes her when really only Shanae and Jazmone can’t stand the bitch. Sometime after that Tiana and Gina decide to go out and while they go out and Gina asks if Tiana has a crush on her. Tiana says she does but Gina says that she’s really not into girls. When they get home Tiana tries to hit on Gina sexually but Gina basically kicks her ass out of bed (Really? This chick broke up with her simp ass Charmin soft man only to try to fuck the only straight girl in the house? WTF sense does that make?).
The next morning everyone except Stephanie and Gina go to play laser tag. Stephanie stays because she is sick and Gina stays because her friends are coming to see her. That evening Tiana starts acting weird towards Gina. Gina tries to explain her side of the situation and Tiana doesn’t really seem to understand why Gina rejected her. Later Shanae sounds off about being annoyed by Janelle but no time for that. Time to go back to KOD. While at the club Janelle is annoyed by the stripper and Tiana gets jealous when Gina hugs Jazmone. Tiana starts acting crazy and not understanding crap (Girl please. Stop this shit and stop blaming it on your ex. I’m sure if you go back to him and offer a threesome then all will be right in your world. Until then this is a non-issue and stop hitting on straight girls).
Back at the house Tiana vents to Jazmone about Gina and Gina comes in crying and tells Tiana that she’s been treating her differently. Tiana finally says sorry to Gina just as Gina’s friends come in to comfort her. Later everyone tries to chill and then Janelle starts trippin about people drinking her juice so there are tense feelings about that but later Janelle and Teresa bond by the pool and Teresa tries to get Janelle to calm down about being so selfish.
The next morning Shanae tells Teresa that she’s getting annoyed with Janelle being selfish. Janelle calls her friend and talks about….well herself. That night everyone except Stephanie and Gina go out (because Stephanie is still sick). :: Sigh :: more lame club footage. So yea that’s done and everyone gets home and Shanae tells Tiana and Jazmone that she’s tired of her. Tiana starts acting crazy and starts pouring water on Janelle. Janelle gets mad and calls everyone broke hos and crying about her 1000 dollar weave (If that shit cost a G then she has had it in for like 8 months. Old raggedy pregnancy weave and shit. Next time don’t get scammed on shit where the hairline got you looking like a dollar store Cabbage Patch doll).
Tiana doesn’t like the ‘broke hos’ comment so Tiana and Teresa confront Janelle and Tiana decides that they need to work on getting Janelle out of the house and luckily we end the episode on just tension and not a dumb pointless ass non-fight.