Aye I’m still so sick :: sniffles ::. Ok I can do this :: deep sigh ::
So yea it’s the next morning and everyone is still steaming over Janelle’s ‘broke hos’ comment. Meanwhile Janelle calls her friend and that girl has way too many letters for me to attempt to spell her name so fuck that. Anyway Janelle is pissed at the water on her
birds nest weave but she says she doesn’t wanna fight because she doesn’t want to mess up potential endorsement deals (Girl you on the wrong show for that LMAO. Just get an Instagram boutique like everyone else).
Meanwhile everyone except Janelle goes to a pole dancing class (For why though? What they need to learn?). Yea Teresa is really good at it and Tiana feels like she sucks at it (She does but that looks difficult so she gets a pass from me). That night Gina confirms with her friend about some VIP arrangements and says that everyone can join her except Janelle since Janelle thinks they are broke.
Now everybody goes out and Gina kicks Janelle out of the VIP but Janelle refuses to leave. Time to go now and Gina is kinda on one and ready to confront Janelle. She goes to Janelle and gets in her face. Then Gina walks away (She backed up when Janelle got up and turned her back…dumb) and Janelle smacks her hard. Now we get our complimentary dramatic and totally unnecessary non-fight footage and shit seems to be squashed until Teresa snatches Janelle’s weave. The producers pull Teresa away and now Shanae (Oh hay ghost!) yells at Janelle.
In the confessional Janelle breaks Gina’s earrings and Gina, Shanae and Teresa are uncontrollable. Teresa thinks she’s gonna get sent home for grabbing Janelle and breaking a wall and Janelle continues to talk trash in the confessional (Ho shut up. Ugh and please get rid of that weave before you start talking about best weave).
Producers show up and Janelle says she wants to go to a hotel (While still spewing delusions). The next morning a producer sits Teresa down and tells her that she gotta go home for trying to kick Janelle. Jazmone is devastated and when the other girls learn the news they are upset too. After Teresa leaves Jazmone and Gina cry about missing Teresa and Gina promises that they will get Janelle out. Meanwhile Shanae moves into Jazmone’s room. Soon after that, Janelle returns.
That night it’s time to go out again and at the club they see Rocky and Zuly (Why these hos excited over seeing old chicks. Fuck is that? Hos not even famous). Anyway Janelle instantly spills everything to Rocky. Rocky is just saying that she’s trying to be nice and she’s not aware of the drama so she’s gonna come to the house (and Janelle flirts with Rocky the whole time too).
So now the girls go home and Rocky and Zuly are not far behind. Everyone parties except Janelle and Rocky and Zuly take notice and give Janelle some words of encouragement. Gina interrupts and soon after Rocky and Zuly have to go. The next morning Oxygen producers decide we need some more excitement so they send in 2 drag queens to tell them that they are going to Key West to go perform n a drag show (Should be easy for these girls. Hella easy).
Time to go to Key West and after settling in the new house its time to go to meet Kyle, another drag queen. Kyle tells them that they have to be in teams of 2 to compete for 250 dollars in a show. Teams are Jazmone and Gina, Shanae and Tiana and Stephanie and Janelle. Now Kyle shows the girls how he puts his makeup on and he gives the girls money to go shopping for their outfits. Now the girls go shopping and then have lunch and the girls think Janelle is weird because she doesn’t eat (This is why you stick with shit you’re used to eating. Can’t do foreign looking shit).
Time for the show and that part is boring so I’ll wait until they say who wins. :: 3 minutes later :: Stephanie and Janelle win. The next morning it’s time to go back to Miami and Gina tells Tiana that Janelle still has to go and discuss the new replacement. Our replacement gets to the house first and Oxygen doesn’t want to show us anything about the new girl except that she is blonde and very tall. They don’t tell us her name and they don’t show her face because they want us to come back next week…goody :: rolls eyes ::