Basketball Wives Season 4 Episode 3
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Episode 3 opens with Tami and Evelyn discussing Ochocinco. (???? Who kidnapped Tami and replaced her with this softhead?)
Evelyn says the rumors are affecting because it’s not just her, it’s the children. She is close to his children and her daughter sleeps upstairs. (Hmm, I wonder if all three of them have synchronized periods? Ocho looks the type who’d bleed for days)

That evening, Suzie finally introduces Evelyn to the new girls, Kenya and Kesha. They are critical of Kenya’s YouTube video but she’s a good sport about it. Evelyn leaves thinking Kenya is a bit off.

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The following day, Kenya hosts auditions for her new video and is pleased by the support she’s received. Kesha and Royce are there to offer assistance so it’s particularly awkward when Kenya refers to Kesha’s criticisms during a tearful speech.
Kesha is unimpressed… “I was offended by what you just said”. They argue but Kesha stays on.

Later Kesha meets Tami and Royce. She invites both to a fund-raising dinner for her friend, Jackie, who has a brain tumor. Kesha leaves thinking Tami is abrasive.
Meanwhile, Evelyn takes her sister, Sylvia, to the spa. It’s a treat for her given her husband’s fight with cancer. It’s been six months since Sylvia had her nails done, but Evelyn… kind, considerate Evelyn comforts her, “well at least you have them clean”. (Wtf? This bitch is so condescending for a bitch from the Bronx projects. You get the feeling Evelyn would pay someone to brush her teeth if people had that service, just so she could say I pay to have my teeth brushed.)

Evelyn, then joins Tami for Shaunie’s first meeting with Kenya and Kesha. The tension between the two new girls is obvious so Kesha reports what happened at Kenya’s audition.

Everyone agrees that Kesha was rightly upset but Kenya’s point is if you give constructive criticism, then own it. (Kenya is a crackpot, but she sees through these bitches.)

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Despite the unanimous disapproval of her, Kenya, through Royce, solicits Tami’s help and advice on her image. Tami agrees.
At the meeting Tami brings her ‘glam squad’ (Two roll-neck dummies and one of those guys who thinks because he’s gay he can’t get slapped for saying insulting shit)

The meeting is a disaster, Kenya is as prepared as FEMA for Hurricane Katrina. She has no pictures and, according to Tami, “brought the CD player from the hotel she was staying at” to play her music. (Haha)

Elsewhere, Royce hosts a fundraiser but is embarrassed by Suzie’s drunken behavior. (Scripted shit that adds nothing to the show)

The episode ends strongly, with Tami meeting her psychotherapist and admitting she was raped twice and tortured for 4 days. (Wth?)
And she adds, “People have beaten me up, people that I thought loved me”.

21 Responses to “Basketball Wives Season 4 Episode 3”

  1. “People have beaten me up, people that I thought loved me”.

    If she ain’t nameing names and pointing fingers at well known people, I still ain’t going to watch! LOL! Sorry I know that sounds bad but the only drama I’ve been entertained by is the storylines in the latest Connie Briscoe novel!

  2. Season 3 for this crap? I declare the end of reality TV and the rise of citizen telly via the interwebs.

  3. OT: Need a good LOL?

    Check out these Harry Potter based articles from Cracked. It proves a few things. 1 teh author has way too much time on his hands, 2 The HP world was not originaly made for children and 3 you have to have read the books and had these Questions deep in the recessive part of your mind to truly get the humor of this article.

    Now having said that and read a few of them (links to other articles located around the pages) I need to go watch HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban again to see if I spot the “Easter Egg” in the Mauraders Map

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19397_the-5-most-depraved-sex-scenes-implied-by-harry-potter.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

    1. Lmao! Gross, but awesome xD

    2. That was wonderful.

  4. I don’t watch but for the people who do, there is a new housewives franchise coming in 2013 http://www.realitytea.com/2012/03/14/the-real-housewives-of-dallas-is-coming-soon-to-bravo-exclusive-details-plus-cast-revealed/

    1. No black person? no watch. The cast looks terrible!

      1. That is one of the reasons I stopped watching, they need more diversity on the housewives they are all white and rich.

      2. I wish they would go back to their idea of RH San Francisco. If they did that they could use Gays and Lesbians. That would be go tv

      3. I know!! Because only ATL is saving their ass!

      4. I like how you guys talk diversity about a wives show on Basketball Wives post where there is no diversity or complaining either.

      5. I think there is more diversity on basketball wives then the real housewives, on basketball wives there are black,white, and spanish woman from all walks of life, some grew up poor and some grew up in money. That seems pretty diverse to me

      6. ^ THIS! Cue to the lame ass Beverly Hills, Orange Country, New Jersey, and Washington DC. Basketball Wives is like the only diverse show I’ve seen that has stayed true to this!

      7. Actually there are no White girls on Basketball Wives. All of them have black in them Evelyn is Puerto Rican and Keisha is Biracial(Black).

      8. Well there goes my diversity fix.LOL

  5. BATTLE of THE EXES REUNION SPOILERS (dont Read if you dont want to read the final outcome)

    http://instagr.am/p/IIHEJ0EsJL/
    http://yfrog.com/mn935npj

    -Maria Menunos is practicing for Dancing with the stars , the Reunion host was Mike The Miz

    WHO WAS THERE
    Johnny and Camila
    CT and Diem
    Ty and Emily
    Mark and Robin
    Paula and Dunbar
    Aneesa and Rachel

    THE FINAL

    -It took two days.
    -Castmembers said the hardest part involved jumping in a frozen river.
    -One couple joined the “Glacier High Club”. Two guesses who.
    -CT and Diem were in the lead for a majority of the final, but CT admitted that he did not pace himself properly and gassed out, allowing Johnny and Camila to pass them at the very end.

    JOHNNY AND CAMILA

    -Camila was hurt because she said Johnny downplayed their relationship and they fought a little.
    -They spoke about the perks of being the power couple.

    CT AND DIEM

    -Everyone wanted them to get back together.
    -It was obvious to some that they still have feelings for each other, but both are currently in relationships with other people.
    -Everyone tried to interrupt with their thoughts on the matter.

    ROBIN AND MARK

    -Robin said that Mark disrespected her on the challenge; Mark admitted he did not want to anger his girlfriend.
    -Most told Robin that if the challenges were not fun anymore, she should not do them.
    -There was an intervention of sorts in which Robin fought with Diem and Paula.
    -Robin was not pleased about a theory that was circulating that stated that Mark purposely lost to Johnny and that the two of them split Johnny’s winnings.

    PAULA AND TY AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE

    -This was really awkward.
    -Paula felt that her boyfriend was “the one” (yet cheated on him anyway).
    -Paula tried to say that nothing happened after the show, but Ty acknowledged that it did.
    -Ty eventually apologized to move on, but Paula (in a very drunken state) kept talking for about an hour.
    -Paula had a mental breakdown when asked about Ty and had to walk off the stage for 20 minutes or so.
    -When Paula walked off stage, she felt she was being attacked by Aneesa, who was simply attempting to give her tough love.
    -CT then started arguing with Aneesa; CT said “have another drink” and Aneesa responded with “blow another line off the dollar I gave you”…CT then responded with “Yeah, I’ll shove that dollar up your pants when you’re on the pole”.
    -After Paula finally returned to the stage, Ty made a snarky comment which led to CT standing up for her. This almost led to a physical confrontation. Diem calmed CT down and he ignored Ty the rest of the night.

    SO…IS EMILY RACIST?

    -Aneesa said that if Emily questioned whether what she was doing was racist, she should know if it’s racist.
    -Emily cried and everyone defended her, including Aneesa.

    Some other random facts you may or may not find interesting:

    -One night, Robin threw Paula’s toothbrush in the toilet.
    -When asked about Abram and Cara Maria, Camila said “I hope they kill each other”.
    -At one point, one castmember at the reunion mentioned (quietly) that a past issue for another castmember may have resurfaced.

  6. -CT then started arguing with Aneesa; CT said “have another drink” and Aneesa responded with “blow another line off the dollar I gave you”…CT then responded with “Yeah, I’ll shove that dollar up your pants when you’re on the pole”.
    -After Paula finally returned to the stage, Ty made a snarky comment which led to CT standing up for her. This almost led to a physical confrontation. Diem calmed CT down and he ignored Ty the rest of the night.

  7. ive never seen those real housewife shows but being from orange county….should i hide my head in public.

  8. Does anyone know if Angie from BGC7 is pregnant? I checked her Twitter but didn’t really see much about it.

    1. I’ve heard that she was.

  9. Isn’t Suzie white?