Suzie, who’s been given a much bigger role this Season, opens Episode 4 speaking to Jennifer on gossip she’s heard.
Seems on being quoted a $1000/hr rate for Juliet Superclub, Kenya’s people tried to get it for $50 (You’d need a Jersey accent and a baseball bat to get that discount). And on hearing the cost of alcohol, asked if they could use Kool Aid. (Seems smart to me, although Suzie and Jennifer tried to make it a ghetto thing.)
Evelyn meets with Kesha and is invited to her National Brain Tumor Society event. She also learns Kesha isn’t fond of Tami.
The reason? Tami’s comment on her blackness, or lack thereof. (If she identifies as black, what’s the big deal? In fact, she probably just hurt her chances with quite a few rich-black athletes in the US. And according to this guy, she’s giving up a lot because being fucking white is fun…)
Now that Evelyn has got a new “decent” frind to counter-balance her hoeness, the old one, Jennifer is at her J’Adore photoshoot.
Later she launches her retail line of Lucid Lip Gloss, which Suzie describes as “a big deal”. (I could make fun of that comment, but that would be too easy. So I asked around and found out the Dior ‘Addict’ Ultra Gloss is selling like an iPad, so maybe this shit is a big deal.)
(Yeah right, big deal my ass. If a hundred people buy that shit I am changing my name to Rumpelstiltskin.)
Sadly, only Kenya and Suzie show up to Jennifer’s launch. Kenya was in especially high spirits because her video shoot went off smoothly, earlier in the day.
The next day, we learn the no-shows, Tami and Evelyn were actually the no-invitees. They take their new fake-ass friendship to even lower heights by trashing Jennifer, Kenya and Kesha. Told about Kesha’s issue, Tami responds, “You can’t be around me and be that… weak.” (Fuck… off. Who wants to be around your angry ass. Do you even have a man? Or a friend outside of these tv show people?)
Despite all the beautiful scenes shot in Central Park and restaurants that actually look like they use tablecloths instead of hotel curtains, the crew are returning to Miami. But not before attending Kesha’s NBTS charity event.
In attendance are Tami, Shaunie, Evelyn, Suzie and Kenya but they are soon offended when Kesha greets them and stresses “this is a very serious event”. (These hypocrites. The way they behave, fighting and shit they should be surprised Kesha is afraid they would embarrass her)
When they hear Kesha describing them as Debbie Downers they leave early.
The next day is their last night in New York so all the ladies, except Jennifer, meet at a restaurant. In truth, it’s an ambush for Kesha.
Led by Tami of course who goes off on Kesha. (Like what else is Tami’s purpose except to go-off on someone?)
They harangue her for treating them like children before walking out – Suzie and Kenya stayed. (Lost in all this is these women attended a charity event and never contributed a dime)
The episode ends with Kesha concluding, “I am not feeling like these are my type of people” (Took you long)