Ahhh, Bad Girls Club is back. Is this the end; this tenth season? The previews weren’t that tempting and the girls aren’t that appealing so this might be it.
Wrong! Oxygen recruited a ratchet crew that looks like they were rounded up at Hunts point in South Bronx.
I could feel the STD in my groin watching these women and I could smell them too. I know my SONY Bravia is hot shit but it’s not that good.
BGC X Marks The Slut
Paula (26), Chicago:
Stimulate my mind, like that’s how you get in my panties
Sounds reasonable enough until you realise Paula has no mind. (Each time I see these Chicago girls on BGC I wonder how the fuck is Matic from Chicago?)
Nicole (22), Jersey:
I sound like a 12yr old fat boy with asthma
(Nicole looks like a Barbie doll that’s been run over by a car and thrown in your closet for ten years. Again, Massie isn’t like this?)
Stephanie (22), Harlem:
If a bitch doesn’t like me there’s a reason… I’m beautiful.
Now this girl is hot and by far my favourite so far. But there’s a catch (Or something to catch), she’s been stripping since she was 17. But she’s bisexual, so that makes up for it.
Alicia (24), Chicago:
Wearing confidence like a raincoat.
– Stephanie on Alicia
Trust me, you don’t need to see the face. Alicia goes by the name Miss Chi Fly, which mean to use something in the days of Pootie, but not so much these days. Alicia looks like she can fight though, judging by the previews.
Janae (23), Houston:
I know I’m beautiful but I’m not going to keep throwing it in your face.
Janae is just delusional and needs to leave quickly. She’s an annoying ass, sloppy drunk Cali look alike. (Can it get worse than that?)
And her eyes are like two different types of Asian.
Valentina (22), Maryland:
I’m a rough bitch.
Valentina is one of those botches I’ll never like. She’s a 6ft Nigerian American and she’s reasonably good-looking but she was one of the first to pop off. I am not a BGC expert so it’s unclear to me if she has to be thrown out after the fight with Janae but I think I saw her in the preview so I guess she stays.
Shannon (26), Portland:
A girl will not fight me.
Now we know why they set ‘The Grimm’ in Portland…there are some ugly ass creatures living up there.
Shannon has had plastic surgery on her breasts, her nose, her tummy, and her face. (Imagine what she looked like before the surgery.)
Petty Le Belle
After the introductions not much happened. There was another Paula quote:
If you ain’t feeding me, fucking me or financing me, your opinion doesn’t matter.
Stephanie combined a smoke break with a pee break and proved she has that threesome coordination down pat. (Speaking of Pats, the Ravens and Ray Lewis are into the Superbowl. And you don’t care but Chelsea beat Arsenal’s ass yesterday too.)
Stephanie and Janae had a hot kiss in the pool.
And the premiere of Bad Girls Club Season 10 ends with Valentina throwing a couple of devastating punches on Janae.