Sorry with the late recap, I had a lot of art papers and self portraits to do…..uhhhh….anyway:
The day starts out with everyone waking up after the first elimination; Torch, Dropout, and The Triplets are gone.
As 12 Pack lifts his bed for exercise, Weasel tries to clean up his mess, hoping to make a better impression.
Greasy Riki gathers the men to tell them of their first challenge. It’s going to be a show and tell (I find this really appropriate for this show). He allows them to either use what they have, or use the tools provided for them.
Most go for paper, pencils, and photos. Flex opts for a transgendered blow up doll (which kinda looks like Heat with a beard….). Flipper goes for a rap to dish on all the guys (Contestants rapping for the hosts…it’s becoming a common saying, next to “I’m not here to make friends”).
The others try to read it, but Flipper sticks it down his pants and 12 pack is the only one trying to get it. (12 is not doing a good job proving he’s straight, is he?)
Ho’s and Hell
After everyone picks something, they are gathered in a classroom setting where Daisy appears in a -supposed to be- sexy teacher outfit, and Riki as a principal.
(I seriously would drop out of this school if it were real).
The guys are then called up to show and tell, with Weasel up first.
(Here’s a key for you. I am going to describe if Daisy is Impressed (I), unimpressed (UI), or Unknown (U) )
Weasel tells about his motorcycle driving lifestyle, and his injuries sustained from it. Daisy: (I)
Fox brings up a rose and a sex toy for Daisy (Some kids bring stories, some kids bring toys, Fox brings sex paraphinilia). Daisy: (UI)
Professor teaches a lesson in love (~snores~) Daisy: (UI)
London says he has a song, but he doesn’t have anything to present. Daisy :(UI)
Flex brings up the Heat tranny doll and says it represents him (I thought I saw 12 Pack take an interest in him) Daisy: (UI)
Speaking of 12 Pack, he brings up dead flowers to throw away, representing New York, Heather, Heat, and all others that he had loved. Daisy: (U)
Big Rig brings up a photo of his son. Daisy: (I)
Cage, my fav contestant brings up his cage-fighting belt. Daisy: (U) (She stupidly wonders how it would hold up his pants. Dumbass)
Brooklyn reads a poem. Daisy: (U)
Cable Guy plays the sax. Daisy: (I)
Sinister does Michael Jackson dance moves (Uh, I don’t think it is safe to impersonate MJ in a kids schoolroom setting anymore) Daisy: (I)
Tool Box strips. Daisy: (U)
6 gauge creates a drink that represents Daisy. Riki is unimpressed (read: JEALOUS AS FUCK). Daisy: (I)
Chi Chi reads a depressing and soulful story about his dad passing away, making him stronger. Daisy and everyone else in the room -including me: (I)
Then, Hurricane Flipper comes…
Flipping Out… Big Time!
Flipper does his rap on how everyone else but him is lame… but the reverse is proven. He then ends with a flip.
Daisy and everyone else in the world: (Very, very, very, unimpressed)
After that, Daisy picks the top three (6 gauge, Chi Chi, and Weasel) and the bottom 3 (Fox, Flex, and London)
(There is no way Flipper did any better than Fox. Sure, Fox was bad, but Flipper was worse)
The Top 3 go on a group date, while the Bottom 3 fights to be the 4th person on the date (totally unfair)
How do they fight it out? By giving old ladies lap-dances while the other 12 watch in disgust, well, all but 12 Pack (…..need I repeat myself?)
Anyway, London wins.
At night, everyone makes fun of Flipper’s pathetic rap. Flipper calls out that everyone is jealous of him and picks a fight with Cable Guy; imploring him to hit him.
CG refuses, so Flippers gets more aggressive and breaks a bottle on his own head (Umm…..quit hitting yourself?)
Everyone tries to separate a bleeding Flipper from CG. Flipper then exposes himself, cleans up, and goes to tell Daisy that this isn’t worth it anymore
(Wait! Almost killing yourself, breaking bottles on your head and being a masochist was worth Daisy, but competing with other guys isn’t? Whatever… you ugly ass, dumb ass, gay ass cunt. Get the hell out of here! Oh, and don’t forget your urine filled shoes, compliments of Big Rig and Flex)
Then, at the middle of night, Brooklyn calls a girl (made out to be his ex). She flips out on him for being on DOL. The psycho girl then keeps calling the house, and everyone listens to her saying “Chris (Brooklyn) has a girlfriend!”
Jack Daniels of Love
Daisy gathers Chichi, London, Weasel, and 6 Gauge up for the date. She takes them to the beach for a day of surfing and relaxing on the beach. Everyone fails surfing, so they go to a table to eat. Weasel automatically tries to go for the alcohol (I guess he never learns).
Daisy takes ChiChi over on the side for one on one. Chi x2 tells how he likes women with petite bodies, blond hair, and fake big boobs (So he has a Barbie fetish).
In the car ride home, the boys tell Daisy of the Brooklyn “ex-girlfriend” situation.
Daisy then has some talking to do before elimination. She talks to Brooklyn first, asking about the problem. He explains it to her, and she sympathizes with him, being in a similar situation (cue Daisy ROL2 montage)
Next, she talks to Professor, and he’s boring.
Elimination comes (And Daisy looks hot. Seriously, I think this is one of the best she has ever looked)
Riki looks on and in Confessionals, he gives his opinions on guys (Remember when the assistants on these love shows were cool to be around? Riki should ask the bartender 6 Gauge to make him a pitcher of STFU for him to drink. Also, Riki’s not a virgin?)
Daisy hands chains to everyone until there is one chain left, and it’s down to Weasel, Professor, and Brooklyn. She brings Weasel up, and eliminates him because he loved the bottle more than Daisy.
She then brings Brooklyn and Professor up. She talks to both, but ends up eliminating Professor and keeping Brooklyn.
Daisy and the remaining 12 guys bring out their flasks (I never realized this the first time. How…..trashy.) and toast.