One of the most annoying things I see on the Internet – besides fisting and pictures of Kelly Ripa’s stomach – is the question “Why do they call them hoes, ‘Basketball Wives’, nunna them hoes be married?”
Yet, for whatever reason (perhaps racial stereotyping), I don’t hear the same shit for Mob Wives.
One is ‘actively’ married, one has a husband in jail she wants to divorce, and the other two are daughters. That doesn’t seem that far away from the Basketball Wives or the L.A. Basketball Wives.
So let me warn you motherfuckers, don’t EVER, EVER, EVER, let me see you asking that shit again.
Don’t test me, you don’t know the shit I can do with a Hewlett Packard.
Ok, so yeah, Mob wife, two fat daughters and a crazy hoe Season 2 is returning January 1st 2012