There is one star of Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 5 and it’s Kenya Moore. But the decision isn’t that clear cut in the booty stakes. Phaedra has the donkey booty, Kenya has the stallion booty, Porsha has that twerk booty and Khandi has ass. (She doesn’t have a two-carat though. Although, $11000 for an engagement ring isn’t exactly chump change.)
The truth is no one is going to buy a workout video from either of these two. But quite a few people might pay to participate in Cynthia Bailey’s Miss Renaissance kid’s pageant. Her expert Cy, a pageant planner (Everything is a profession these days) details just how much money you can swindle from parents eager to please their children. (Although pageants seem more a parent thing because which child at 12 wants to enter a pageant?)
Elsewhere, Kenya invites Porsha for lunch because seeing her getting close to Phaedra is just eating up her insides. She tries to explain her side of the workout video imbroglio but Porsha isn’t here for that. For Kenya it’s hard to have a woman-to-woman talk when there’s a girl in front of you.
Porsha has it right though, why the fuck should I care about your shit with Phaedra?
Kenya remains funny though. Porsha may have spotted her ashy toes but Kenya points out her flaws aren’t as permanent as Porsha’s because “there is a lotion for that”.
(Looks like someone has learnt how to make gifs. Lol)
The real drama of the episode develops after a dinner get-together which Kenya misses. There, Phaedra goes a bit farther to accuse Kenya of having a chemical imbalance. (On an aside… that girl Samiya who came with Porsha, they went to high school together but that girl stopped ageing)
Cynthia promptly goes snitching to Kenya because she has forgotten Phaedra’s lie early in the season.
Kenya’s not having it, she’s not going to lie down and take it, because…
“I don’t take it lying down, even from my man” (LMFAO… Kenya is the best we’ve seen since New York.)
The episode ends at Nene’s Shoedazzle charity event. Kenya, trying to make the point that Phaedra tries to play the Southern belle but she’s ratchet as hell, comes dressed as Pahedra did in Anguilla, donkey booty pads and all. (Kenya aint right in her head, I think)