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( Enigmatic sent this in. So let’s read her virgin recap)

We start the episode with the 4 new girls entering the house. Sapphyri urges Flav to give the new girls a chance and instructs them to start introducing themselves.
First up is Candace who wants to be named ‘Blue’, for her eyes. Obviously Flav is not concerned with the color of her eyes but he is concerned with the color of her dress (it’s covering up her breasts) so he names her Black.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 laugh at the name and say “she must have fell asleep in the tanning booth.”
Next up is a woman named Mariah who describes herself as “the total complete package and the perfect prototype of a woman.” Prancer assesses that this woman is not the ‘total package’ and is of no competition to her. Flav thinks that Mariah should be named ‘Prototype’.
The next woman immediately tells Flav that she wants to be named ‘Luscious D’ which confuses Flav until Luscious D says that maybe it could be for her DD’s. Sinceer snidely comments, “anyone can buy those” to which Buckwild replies “none of y’all did.”

The last girl that comes up just absolutely fascinates Flav. He describes her as “the black Brigitte Nielsen”. Hotlanta and Prancer seem convinced that this girl must be a man and Prancer says, “I think she’s a man and I will not believe otherwise until I see a vagina.”
The last girl wants to be called ‘Legs’ but Flav decides to name her ‘Tree’ because he thinks that she is a tree his is able to climb.
Finally the Elimination Ceremony is over, and surprisingly, Seezinz and Sinceer decide to put all of their differences aside and work together to get the new girls out of the mansion.

Their initial plan is to move all of their things from the room they occupied, to the room with the balcony so that the new girls can’t “live in luxury”. When the new girls enter their room, they are disgusted by how untidy the room is.
Black wonders who lives like that because there are fake eyelashes all on the nightstand and hair in the tub from someone who just shaved their legs (Why would someone shave their legs if they were gonna wear those silly ass pajamas to elimination?)

The next morning the new girls enter the kitchen only to be greeted by even more unsanitary conditions. There were dishes stacked high with food stuck on them and half-full wine glasses with fruit flies and maggots crawling all over them. (Who the hell lives like that? All these women must do is try to look pretty and they don’t do a good job of that).
Tree and Luscious D are mortified at how bad the kitchen is, so they try to clean up what they can and wrote a note to the producers saying that they need cleaning products, wash cloths, and “real competition”. (They needed to ask for gas masks and bug spray too)

Later that afternoon, all of the girls assemble for the next challenge. The ‘old’ girls decide to wear their clocks because they feel the new girls need to earn theirs -as they have. Flav comes downstairs and informs the girls they have to perform a Hip-Hopera for him; and on him.
The play is three (3) Acts or parts… His relationship with Brigitte Nielsen is Part 1; Flavor of Love 1 & 2 is Part 2; and Part 3 features each girl gives describing/performing, how their future will be with Flav.
Two girls will be awarded dates, Flav advises; and the girls must choose a director. The ladies have three hours to assign parts; memorize lines, and practice.

After Flav leaves, Seezinz appoints herself ‘Director’ and immediately begins to cast roles. She strategically casts old girls, ‘big parts’, and the new girls; ’smaller parts’. After all is decided the parts as follows:
Narrators – Thing 1 and Thing 2
Act 1: Flav - Prancer……….Brigitte- Luscious D
Act 2: Flav – Sinceer……… Pumkin & Toasteee- Hotlanta…………….. Hoopz- Black New York -Tree……. Deelishis- Prototype (when did New York, Deelishis, and Hoopz become irrelevant?)

While practicing at the house Hotlanta is drinking quite a lot, and attributes this to being nervous. As the girls leave the mansion for the theater, Hotlanta is visibly intoxicated and giddy.
At the theater Prototype decides to make a small addition to her part. She says “my ass is nowhere as large as Deelishis’ is so I decided to take a sheet, roll it up and stick it in my underwear (She couldn’t have worn a thong to do that)

The play starts and the First Act goes off without a hitch. Flav says the First Act described a sad situation but they took the sadness out of it. He is particularly impressed by Sinceer’s performance in Act 2 because she did justice to all of his exaggerated antics. But Flav is not all that impressed with Tree’s performance because he says that ‘New York’ wasn’t that dramatic or tall.

Flav also showed concern for Hotlanta because he thought that she looked extremely drunk and was hypnotized by Prototype (mostly the ass, as I don’t think he listened to a word she said). The third part of the play is a mess of horrible rapping. I’m not sure what half of them said but when it was Prancer’s turn she bragged about winning four dates with Flav and gave the other girls a cause for concern because of her insinuation of sexual relations with Flav (they need to get their mind out the gutter, how the hell do you get sex out of the words “you know what I know”).

Decision time comes and Flav decides that Prototype gave the best performance. (Of course it pisses off Seezinz, Prancer, and Sinceer) The girl who gets the second date is Sinceer but she is unhappy about being runner-up to Prototype.

The girls return home; but in the middle of the night Thing 1 and Thing 2 discover Prancer is missing and must be in Flav’s room (she is sleeping soundly in Flav’s arms)
The next morning (with a completely disinfected kitchen) Prancer enters the kitchen to discover the new girls are making breakfast for Flav. She sees this as a desperate attempt to win over with Flav with Eliminations coming up. (they cooked pancakes and bacon and eggs, but its just as easy to take him a bowl of cereal to get some alone time if you have to).

Flav is pleased that the new girls decided to make him breakfast and the new girls use this as an opportunity to read poetry telling him how unclean the old girls were, and the effort and time it took to clean it up.

But it’s time for the date and the girls look on as Prototype and Sinceer leave with Flav, but not before he informs the girls that while he is gone; Black, Tree, and Luscious D will determine which one of the old girls receives an “immunity clock”.
This truly upsets a visibly hungover/possibly still drunk Hotlanta who questions Flav’s judgement.
On the way to the date, Flav makes an attempt to get to know Prototype who reveals she is an aspiring actress and model who has appeared in Twista and Crucial Conflict videos. Flav is not amused.
They arrive for their ‘date’ at the Santa Anita racetrack (very romantic…..not) and bets on horse number 7 (7 kids = horse number 7. Makes sense). Flav wins all three races and counts his winnings, (Uhmmm…rigged much?) before returning to the mansion.

At the mansion, the new girls concur that, as they know nothing about the old girls, they ought to interview them all. One by one all of the girls try to kiss ass, and say how much the other girls hate them (just complete bullshit). The new girls sense that all of the girls thus far are giving insincere answers but they still have two more girls to interview (Thing 1&2).

They interview them separately. First up is Thing 1 who describes that whatever makes Flav and her sister happy is what will go. She says that she has no problem with sharing Flav if she has to.
This disturbs Black who believes no one should want to share a man with their sister.
Next up is Thing 2 who confesses the thought of sharing Flav, bothers her. She tearfully explains that she deeply cares for Flav and she wants him to find love but thinks that it should not be shared with her sister. Asked if she would award her sister the immunity clock if she could. Thing 2 replies, “No!”

Flav returns from the date and summons all of the new girls to report their findings to him. They inform him that they know he likes the Things, but he should try to get to know their individual personalities. They say that it is obvious that Thing 2 likes Flav more than Thing 1 and they award the immunity clock to Thing 2.
Flav is shocked by the decision but acknowledges the effort put into the process. In a surprising twist Flav awards clocks to all of the new girls ahead of Eliminations.
Flav then summons Thing 2 and surprises her with the Immunity Clock.
He then takes the Things’ shared clock and uses a Sharpie® to split it down the middle by marking a face out.

Flav points to her but Thing 2 tells him he accidentally marked her face out. (funniest moment of the entire Flavor of Love 3 series)
Flav apologizes and gives Thing 2 the clock off his neck saying he never gives anyone the clock off his neck and that it is a very special thing for him. Thing 2 goes to prepare for elimination and informs her sister that she is concerned that Flav may eliminate her.
In the confessional both twins cry about the fear of being split up and that Thing 2 is unhappy that her immunity may have come at a cost (Awwww…its so sad. I really almost thought about shedding a tear)

Elimination Ceremony

At elimination the girls learn Black, Prototype, Tree, Luscious D and Thing 2 are wearing clocks. All the other girls, except Seezinz are upset and worried about being eliminated. In order, Flav calls Seezinz, Sinceer, and Thing 1 to get their clocks. The twins are happy that Thing 1 didn’t get eliminated but we now see that they will not be in the confessional together anymore.

Prancer and Hotlanta are in the bottom 2 and Prancer says there is no way that she would be going home over Hotlanta. Flav calls Hotlanta down and tells her that he has Prancer’s clock and he was planning to eliminate her because ever since the new girls arrived she has “shut down” and drinks excessively, looks extremely depressed, and he questions her ability to remain strong through the rest of the competition.

In the confessional, Hotlanta is extremely angry at the fact that Flav thinks that way about her. Flav tells Hotlanta that if she can give him a reason why she should stay over Prancer, he will keep her. Hotlanta begins to ramble on about being a strong woman and wanting to stay and that she would never kiss and tell like Prancer. Flav questions Hotlanta about the last statement and she tries to evade the question only saying that Prancer’s rap during the competition gave her and the other girls the impression that maybe she had sex with him.

Flav is upset by this but questions it until Sinceer backs up Hotlanta’s claim. Flav then calls Prancer up and tells her that when he write raps, he makes sure that he doesn’t write something that would give people the wrong impression and with that, sends Prancer home. Prancer is so angry about her elimination that she doesn’t give an interview outside. She instead sends an angry message to Hotlanta and we learn that her name is Mercedes.

Next week it’s the Wedding Episode.
Thanks for reading.

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