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Celebrity Fit Club update

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Why is Screech on Celebrity Fit Club?

Maybe it’s a legal thing, because the last time he appeared they withheld his fees and prizes because they claimed he’d failed to meet his obligations. So; perhaps they worked something out to have him appear this Season, as a settlement.

At this stage I’d take Jeff Conaway on drips before this guy. But he’s already there and we can’t do a damn thing about it.
Next week he threatens to have his lawyer file an injunction to shut down production because Harvey called him a Nazi.
Isn’t he Jewish?
I could understand if it were 1943; but dude really needs to quit. At this point Spitzer, Lieberman and Diamond aren’t presenting a good luck for the boys.

And neither is Willie Aames. Seriously, is 47 years that old?
Denzel is 53; Clooney is 46, and they don’t look like an LA Freeway car wreck. This dude is dishevelled, decrepit, and he talks like he’s a former professional boxer.
Where is Dr Kevorkian when you need him, because this dude is ‘done’.

Which leads me to Sommore…Sommore is one of these women empowerment comedians. She has everything going for her; she’s intelligent, she has good DNA (she’s Nia Long’s sister) and she’s at her peak (she’s 40).
But damn if this woman isn’t a physical embarrassment.
Last week she couldn’t climb the tower after Erin Moran, 47; and Tina Yothers (who just had a baby) did it with relative ease.
It’s simple; if Erin Moran can do it, then Any Moron can do it.

And that’s why we are grateful Toccara Jones, 26, is on the show. She not only gives us eye candy (her booty in the original weigh-in video is amazing) but she is a complete bad-ass.
She climbs towers, she totes lumber, she sails through obstacle courses and on last week’s episode she went hood on a martial-arts guy and body-slammed him (hahahaha)
Still, with all that, she needs to cover-up a bit more because that Spring Bling picture is not a good look.

Laterz.

About the Author

steupz

Steupz (real name Steups) is an International playboy, famous for his affair with the American singer, Beyonce. He is the author of 14 books and co-wrote the script for the Oscar-winning movie, 'The Godfather'. At present he resides in Monaco where he shares a home with United States Vice President, Sarah Palin.

63 Responses to “ Celebrity Fit Club update ”

  1. steups look at dee back in the day she look a Hot Mess!
    Deelishis at school

  2. Ha!
    Oh gaddoye…that haircut is craxy.

  3. did anyone else crack the hell up when this happened two weeks ago.

    Ian: Last Week Sommore, you’re weight was 181 lbs. Tonight your weight is 183 lbs.
    Erin: YAYYYY
    *Ian looks at Erin like she’s crazy*
    Erin: What’s wrong?
    Ian: She gained two pounds

  4. No comment on the Toccara or the Deelishis pics. I’m laughing too hard to even try to think of something to say.

  5. Damn Toccara look good. She need to take her behind back on ANTM and show them the new her.

  6. DEAD Aurelius, DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
    Erin is bananas.

    ‘Matic, thanks for the recap again. You shoulda got that mollywhop in there, though.

  7. Shawn, you need to quit!
    Like seriously, yo.

  8. OK maybe its me but this new blog is working wonders on Steups. I like this blog better then the blogspot. Ok we miss the annons but seriously its alot cooler here.

  9. Steups throw up the old pic of her versus the new her. I like the new her.

  10. That girl ain’t even 30, and she’s a model/host/actress.

    If she were a regular girl, I’d get with you Shawn. But she needs to be held to a higher standard and that race-track belly needs to be hid.

    I mean, she looks good. if she were my woman I’d lose water weight on that body every night; but as a “star”, she can do better.

  11. Readers, we can rebuild The Blogspot!
    Better, faster, stronger…(cue Six Million Dollar Man theme song)

  12. Maybe If I write the one for next week I’ll try to put that worn in somewhere. I thought one of the twins said it for a argument thats gonna happen next week anyway.

  13. Yep Yep, that was a classic line.

  14. Ok, I wrote the word down in my book so I don’t forget it.

  15. You have a ‘book’? Lol.
    What else do you have in there?

  16. Drawings, notes and stuff that I write down so I don’t forget it. I never write down anything personal.

  17. How are you going to rebuild the blogspot?

    Have you guys ever watch Lipstick Jungle?

  18. The plan is in the works, Shawn.

    You draw too?

  19. Yes, I can draw too. You didn’t think I could be so talented could you? Oh and I don’t watch Lipstick Jungle.

  20. Lipstick Jungle???
    Is that, that paparazzi show with the Friends chick.

    I kinda suspected you were talented ‘Matic; you ain’t exactly short on confidence.

  21. Haha I’m actually in my drawing class now.. Any way I don’t understand why any of these so called celebrities are on this show. Granted it is called “fit” club but still. These a washed up has beens tryna get their shine on.

    But I also can’t stand all those makeover-cosemtic surgery shows either. What has happened to our culture and society. Its not all about looks and I’m tired of people tryna make us all conform and fit into their little box

  22. I wouldn’t quite say that I’m confident. I would just say that I’m still going through the process of getting used to the way I am and telling everybody else to accept it too. It sucks sometimes because I can be really unpleasant to be around at times but I’m getting to the point where I’m tired of following everyone dreams and not trying to follow or even find my own.

  23. I feel you matic

  24. Amanda, what are you drawing?

    ‘Matic; we all get to that stage where it’s no longer a priority to be liked.

  25. Do you have a similar story, Amanda?

  26. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sorry I skip out on everyone. I got so caught up watching this movie name Strutter. I thought it was a scary movie and it wasnt. A japanese movie with Englis dialect. Now the superhero was so funny.

  27. Steups I am so sorry I need to talk about the topic of the thread. That screech dude need to be kick in the balls.

    Ok there back on topic now.

  28. Ha!
    Screech is a clown!
    Dustin Diamond on Celebrity Fit Club

  29. Y’all ever visit the Forum?
    I’m tryna pop that off too and it’s lonely in there with just Jorundi, Jay and I.

  30. Screech is a bitch homo looking punk

  31. But that aside; he’s a good bloke, lol.

  32. good news steups FOL3 The DVD for this season will be released on June 3, 2008 along with I Love New York 2, but this time it will be a four disc set which means that there will be a lot more episodes than previous seasons. i can wait i’m buying

  33. I wonder if I ask VH1 to donate one to give-away if they’ll respond affirmatively.

  34. wont you ask vh1 steups but i hope the Reunion is on it this time do you Remember the FOL 2 did not have it

  35. Yep; I wonder why?
    I don’t think we ever received a real explanation save for their saying they wanted to put it out early.

  36. steups if you Remember when the dvd for FOL2 came out the Reunion show did not aired yet on tv so maybe that why

  37. steups back to FOL 3 Flav Embarrassed(Finnally did yall see, when prancer was booted, she kind of looked at flav with a pause, before walking away, as if something did happen between then

  38. I gotta watch that again…because that was some strange shit on Flav’s part.

  39. In the beginning of the show it showed Prancer sleeping in Flav’s bed and the twins were saying she spent the night in there. Thats when I knew she fucked him; then later in the show she admitted it in her rap

  40. Don’t be afraid to use the word, lol.

  41. well before i was in class… we were drawing still life.. i was drawing vases or something.. steups what did you mean before.. i have a similiar story of wht?

  42. and what are people supposed to think when the girls spend “a night cap” in the room?? of course they did the nasty.. what else would they be doing in there.. lol unless my head is in the gutter

  43. oh thanks steups LMFAO if this was quanda she would have delete me right away that fucking whore LMFAO

  44. Well maybe Prancer gave flav an oral night cap. Get it oral LOL.

    Steupz says: Yeah I get it, lol. And I really hoped I’d have got it and not Flavor Flav

  45. Lawdddy; she’s a nice girl Amanda. Just a little too aggressive which clouds her perception of things

  46. LMFAO @ steups

  47. Oh my god Steups look at Thing 1 and Thing 2 they look a Hot fucking Mess i see why they on this show Because Nobody Else Wants them.

  48. Oh Hellz no!
    Now that just isn’t right.

  49. polosportusa, I watched that video lmao
    it sounded just like my sisters except there was no pulling of the hair

  50. Summin’ ’bout those Things are just muy ghetto.

  51. I just got Prancer’s response to the Twenty Questions so, lemme go work on uploading that…
    Talk to y’all in a few.

  52. Flav’s a jackass for letting Prancer go

  53. Hee-Haw on that dumbass.
    Dude, have you seen Prancer’s friends? She has a friend that is an absolute beauty.

    I am talking Beautuful of Season 2 x 10times

    This girl has perhaps the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. It’s just a damn pity she’s short.

  54. And if anyone else is reading this. Bunz is being interviewed tonight,at 10pm, on The Elle Word Show.
    It’s another place to get all your Flavor of Love ‘ews.

  55. Bunz is being interviewed again and where is the Twenty Questions from Prancer steups

  56. Hell’s Kitchen is on!
    That’s my show right there…

  57. It’s coming, It’s coming!

  58. But you do know it has nothing to do with the show, right?
    I am not asking her what’s the biggest she’s ever had; or, have you had an abortion?

    It’s generic, almost bland questions.

  59. steups i wonder do this Twenty Questions have something to do with flav and her in bed

  60. No, it’s the exact questions Bunz did. That’s the concept.
    Here are Bunz answers.

  61. (re-evaluating)

    Interesting day…

  62. that video reminds me of me and my sister.. but atleast they talking and not really arguing.. me and my sis be yelling all day then fighting all night.. lol

  63. Yeah, hilarious…

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