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Flavor of 3 Recap Episode 9: How you gon say I’m broke and you can’t pay your rent?
Episode 9 opens up with Hotlanta feeling relieved that she did not get eliminated the night before (Still drinking too I might add). She reflects on what happened until she is interrupted by the phone ringing. Hotlanta answers the phone to a familiar voice telling her that the Sheriff has given her an eviction notice demanding that she pay $1250 plus late fees (WTF? Is her rent like $400 a month? SMH).
Hotlanta tells the woman that she used the rent money to pay for transportation to get to the show. Sinceer overhears this conversation and assesses that Hotlanta is an unfit mother who has a drinking problem and has no reason to be on the show.
Flav assembles all the girls downstairs to inform them of their next challenge. He tells the girls that they are going to perform ‘mock weddings’ for him. He says that they must choose one bride and that she must write vows for herself and for him. They must then choose one bridesmaid to write an objection speech for a bride on an opposing team.
The teams are as follows:
Team 1: Bride- Black, Bridesmaids- Prototype & Luscious D; objecting- Thing 2.
Team 2: Bride- Hotlanta, Bridesmaids- Tree & Seezinz; objecting- Black.
Team 3: Bride- Thing 2, Bridesmaids- Thing 1 & Sinceer; objecting- Hotlanta.
As the teams prepare for the challenge Hotlanta decides she needs another drink to make her feel comfortable.
Team 1 begins the challenge and Flav is impressed by Black’s vows -she promises him friend-chicken on evenings-, but suddenly, Tree interrupts to give her objection. It was a very overly dramatic display that drew the ire and embarrassment of Flav and the rest of the girls (Just an absolute hot mess).
When she finished Flav concluded that Tree must have been drunk to do that.
Team 2 begins their ceremony and Hotlanta stumbles over to Flav. Flav senses that Hotlanta may be intoxicated and his suspicions were confirmed when Hotlanta slurs her vows and struggles to maintain her composure (Double hot mess).
After the vows were completed, Sinceer makes her objection speech. Sinceer says that Hotlanta is an unfit mother who drinks too much, is not able to care for herself, and would not be able to take care of Flav. Flav is absolutely stunned by this revelation and could only mutter ‘Wowwwwww’; twice.
An embarrassed Hotlanta is even more upset that Flav didn’t stand up for her.
Team 3 comes up and Thing 2 begins her vows. She is ok until she messes up Flav’s last name and calls him “Drake” instead of ‘Drayton.’ (Lawd help these women)
After Flav corrects her, she finishes her vows without an error. In the confessional, Flav says that he is touched by Thing 2’s vows because it made him feel like he was at a real wedding.
Prototype objects, but all she could say was that Thing 2 messed up Flav’s name and that she didn’t finish polishing her toenails (Damn, I could heat her much better than that, she could have at least mentioned all the infractions going on from the neck up).
At the end of the weddings, Flav assesses the girls. He says that Team 1 gave an ok performance, Team 2’s performance would have fared better if Tree had not been so ‘dramatical’, and that Team 3 was hands-down, the best team. Flav then informs the girls that they all must prepare for his ‘mock funeral’ and that Team 3’s members must write individual eulogies. The girl that writes the best eulogy will win a solo date with Flav.
The funeral starts and Thing 1 gives her eulogy. Thing 1 giggles throughout her eulogy as Flav snacks on Candy in his coffin. Flav too, can’t help but laugh. Thing 2 gives a better eulogy, asserting Flav is a good person.
Finally, Sinceer gives a touching eulogy about how Flav made her feel proud to be a black woman, singling out Public Enemy’s ‘Fight the Power’, and referencing Flavor Flav’s contribution to music.
Miraculously, and comically, Flav rises from the dead to announce Sinceer had the most impressive eulogy and is the winner of the solo date.
After the girls wind down from the challenge, Flav surprises everyone by saying the old girls will evaluate the four new girls and choose one to have one-on-one time with him. The old girls are delighted at the opportunity and immediately begin to prepare for their challenge.
Hotlanta declares she will not be able to complete the task without her wine bottle (Extreme hot mess) and Sinceer once again takes the opportunity to chastise Hotlanta about her drinking.
The girls first interview, Black… Black says she is not physically attracted to Flav but that she is open to connecting with him. Next they interview Prototype who says that she works as a manager at Men’s Warehouse and that she is a model (Now there is no reason why someone like her can’t find a man at Men’s Warehouse).
The third girl they interview is Tree, who whispers, mumbles, and acts completely erratic through her interview (Ok….she isn’t completely at home up there). Her behavior completely confuses all of the girls. Finally the girls interview Luscious D who tells the girls that she only knows of Flav from what has happened over the past 3 years and that she is not interested in having children of her own but that she loves her dogs (Just damn).
The girls deliberate and come to the conclusion that Black is the realest girl. Seezinz protests because she feels that Black is the strongest competitor and one-on-one time with Flav may hurt all of them (GTFOH with that). The other girls say they will choose Black because it is only fair but they do hope that their decision will not come back to haunt them (But it always does). The girls tell Flav that they believe, Black should get the one on one time with him.
Upon getting this information, Flav invites Black to his room and tells her to dress in something sexy. When she comes back he is impressed by her beauty (Why does he have that dirty old man look on his face?) and all futile attempts at talking just end in a long kissing session.
The next day, Flav goes on his date with Sinceer. Sinceer is excited about getting a solo date until she discovers that they will be flying in a small biplane. Flav says they call it a biplane because if your ass falls out, it’s ‘Bye!’
Sinceer explains she wishes that Flav had chosen somewhere else to go because she hates heights. Once in the plane, Flav talks about how flying in a plane is a very exciting thing and once they get over the novelty of being in the air Flav and Sinceer start to kiss. They kiss so long and so passionately that neither notices that Flav has pressed the button that shuts off the fuel to the plane.
As the plane is descends, rapidly; Flav and Sinceer look confused (Please, she ain’t afraid of heights) as the pilot instructs Flav to pull the lever. With that the pilot regains control of the plane and successfully lands the plane.
Meanwhile, at the house, Tree, Black, Luscious D and Hotlanta talk about being in the house. Hotlanta is still upset at the fact that Flav didn’t stand up for her the day before and berates him for not being a ‘real man’. Tree calmly tries to tell Hotlanta that maybe she needs to talk to Flav about her concerns and that Flav is a great man. Hotlanta immediately goes on to affirm her statement in a semi-drunken rant by saying that Flav is broke because he has too many kids and that the house they are staying in is not even his.
Tree is shocked that Hotlanta feels this way and wonders why she is still there. Hotlanta says, if Flav sends her home then she will not have any regrets and that she will let all of her concerns be known that night (Right…I don’t believe that for a minute)
When Flav returns from the date, he feels that he needs to get to know a few people better before he has his Elimination Ceremony. First he gets Luscious D. The conversation between the two is very awkward. Luscious D loves dogs and doesn’t want kids and Flav hates dogs and wants more kids. Luscious D says that she will not compromise her dogs for anyone (So that’s why you can’t keep a man).
Flav then goes to find Tree but when he finds her, Tree opts to share her alone-time with Hotlanta. Hotlanta is confused by this and thinks that Tree maybe wants to have a ‘threesome’ with her and Flav (Huh? She really needs to stop drinking).
Alone with Flav and Hotlanta, Tree explains that Hotlanta has said some inappropriate things about Flav’s finances and that she believes that Hotlanta needs to be honest and elaborate on what she said. Hotlanta immediately gets defensive and claims that she did not say those things. Thereafter, follows a series of flashbacks showing what Hotlanta said and basically implicating her as a liar and a gold digger.
Flav does not want to be in the middle of their argument so he gathers all of the girls to find the truth. Once all of the girls are assembled, Black and Luscious D affirm everything that Tree has told Flav thus far. Suddenly Thing 2 fiercely shouts at Hotlanta for being a fake gold digger and Hotlanta shouts back that she is not those things.
In the confessional, Thing 2 angrily claims that “Hotlanta needs to watch her mouth before I mollywhop her ass all over this place.” Flav ends the argument and says that he has money (Please, I only saw like 4 100’s in that stack) and for the time being; the house is his.
Elimination Ceremony
At Elimination many of the girls share their sentiments about who needs to go home and wondering if they will be safe. In order, Flav calls Sinceer, Thing 1, Thing 2, Seezinz, Black and Prototype to get their clocks. With 3 girls and 2 clocks left, Flav says that Tree is a very courageous woman and that he will never underestimate her (Of course not, she’s not dumb; just a little off). Flav tells Tree to come get her clock.
Next, Flav tells Luscious D that she is a “very beautiful and sweet woman”, but, (there’s always a but when a guy says you’re sweet) he is eliminating her because he feels that they are not compatible. The other girls are absolutely shocked that Hotlanta avoided elimination once again. Flav tells Hotlanta, “I got love ya” and tells her “come get your clock”.
He once again says that he is the only person in charge of his finances. He then goes on to royally embarrass Hotlanta by telling her that although he has her clock that he is not keeping her and that she should take her clock with her (Dead @ this). Hotlanta tells Flav that she has no regrets and that he doesn’t deserve a woman like her (Maybe not, but you should consider getting sober and celibate, so that you don’t corrupt any more men either).
That’s that, thanks for reading and thanks to ‘Matic for a great recap
Pics courtesy VH1
LMFAO recap
I still think Hotlanta’s rent isn’t that high. I know that they don’t come and evict you after you missed a month or 2 of rent. They come after you after missing 3 or 4 months. And I have no idea why Prototype is there. The people that shop in Men’s Warehouse have money, those suits aren’t cheap.
Well done again, ‘Matic. Even more impressive when you consider I was supposed to do it and you just threw it together at short notice.
I’m thinking of changing the look, though…because the orange isn’t very readable and I can’t find any color that’s readable on this dark grey background.
Sup Polo…
‘Matic, maybe she isn’t looking for a man.
Maybe that’s not how she flows.
Can’t you use black for the comments. That would be my guess because I don’t think any other color would work.
I guess, but even that looks weird.
Hotlanta didn’t budge when he said “I got your clock” He had to call her down. She knew something was up. At no point, did she look surprised, just pissed and fed up.
And why did she take her rent money to come on the show? Doesn’t Vh-1 pay for the flight? Dayum…
Tree definitely marches to a different drummer–the drummer monkey banging on the tiny snare. I think she’s a couple of clowns short of a circus but a stand-up chick for ratting on Hotlanta, in front of Hotlanta. The rest of them chicks would’ve done it behind her back. Credit to her for that.
I think one of the twins goes home next week. The one with the gut. I can’t remember which one is Thing 1 and which is Thing 2.
And never trust a man who doesn’t like animals…ever.
I think the look on Hotlanta’s face was so funny when he told her she was going home. It was like someone had done that to her before.
Thing 1 is the bigger twin. If Flav cries for sending her home, it’s probably only because he has to look at her sister cry.
Sup steups and Baby Thing 2 is going home next Thing 1 ex reveals that she give him a blowjob weeks before the show and he slept with Thing 1 1 month ago or a month before the show. Seesinz tries to find out more info on that situation and tells Flav. Thing 1 is going home….Flav said that elimation hurts the most
Why can’t I get enough of this Heather episode of ROL2? Her sleeves spin. How could you not love this chick?
but how do you give Somebody a blowjob weeks before the show STARTS thing 1 is really a whore
i dont understand why the elimination hurts because she was being fake. she didnt think all the stuff she did to others wasnt gonna bite your in the ass. Flav dissing hotlanta was so disrespectful. He took what she said out of context. She was there for him. He walking around kissing one of the dick mouthed twins and he crying over that. for what? she deserved to get dissed at the next elimination. flav has his priorities f-ed up.
I’ve been asking the same question for weeks now Polo.
I got some questions…
What’s up with all of these ads? Geez…
Between Bret’s massive bandanna/wig combo and Megan’s ex with the ever-present sunglasses covering up his receding hairline, I don’t know which is worse. Don’t they know we know?
Why is Megan so funny?
Why is Heather a goddess?
I think we have gotten used to looking at Bret but Megan’s ex looked terrible. I think they do stuff like that in the hopes that people can’t tell but it never works. Megan is funny because there are times when she’s kinda smart and times when she’s dumb as hell and she acts like she can’t choose how she wants to act. Heather just has a strong personality which everyone could tell was seriously lacking when she came in the house to help Bret.
You’re seeing lots of ads, I’m only seeing two!
And yeah, there is nothing wrong with giving an ex a blow-job; it’s a perquisite. But to do that knowing there is a chance he can be invited to the show is crazy.
And to have an ex who even admits Thing 1 sucked him off, shows what type of man he is.
That boy looked like Bruh-man after he shot-up heroin.
A complete jackass of a man.
I think I just went blind. I just saw Ambore in a bra exposing her pasty,play-doh lipo tummy.
I will never, ever get used to Bret’s wig. No one will. There is even a site dedicated to that madness bretswig.com
You’re right about Megan choosing how she wants to act. You can almost see the wheels turning in her head. However, that chick is far from dumb.
And you know what, I never ever say a woman is ugly; but ‘Fadder Lawd’, it’s taking everything in me to not say Thing 1 isn’t disgustamente.
That woman has a gut only an unborn baby would love.
Prerequisite?? For an ex? What kinda logic you following Steupz?
Wait an effin’ minute. I just saw a commercial for FOL3, I think Seezinz might actually be going home. Which would be awful. Or maybe she and the fat Thing both go home. Or, maybe I’m just wrong.
There are about 600 ads on this site. Positioned in odd places.
No, I wrote perquisite.
It’s a perk, recent ex-boyfriends can call upon.
Can’t be 600, only three can show on a page and only two on a post.
You must have a ‘Sixth Sense’ sort of computer
heh, heh…ok.
Anyone heard the Daisy interview on The Elle Word Show?
Anything noteworthy.
Thanks for clearing that up Steupz but it’s still stupid as hell for anybody to take up that option.
The 600 thing was hyperbole.
There are ads on every post and then some more ads strewn about the main page weirdly.
Where the hell does Heather find these dresses?
Probably the same store where Leilene gets her dresses Baby.
No I haven’t listened to the Daisy interview.
Well, ‘Matic, you’ll soon realise than an ex is like a bank account.
It doesn’t take much activating to make a deposit (in a man’s case), or a withdrawal (in a woman’s case) in an account that’s gone dormant.
WhoreMart?
I heard they are opening stores everywhere for the Heathers of this world.
steups Thing 1 is the the chubby one she didn’t see anything wrong with the whole Big Sherring with her Sister with flav that girl is a eazy Ho
Hahahaha…polosportsusa, dude you kill me with your comments, at times.
So are you saying there are difficult hos? And are you including ‘men’, in the hos list?
Well I have yet to “open my account” for anyone and I don’t plan to do so anytime soon.
*Dead* at WhoreMart.
And where the hell is that? Spraypaintdresses r’ Us?
No, Heather’s style is totally different than Leilene. In every way. Take that back.
I just noticed Ambore has an Adam’s Apple. How did I miss that before? I guess relative to everything else (starting w/her personality), it could get lost in the shuffle.
There’s only one Heather. That store would go out of business.
There’s only one Heather? **tries to hide disappointment**
That’s actually a football cheer at English football grounds.
There’s only one (insert name)
Still dying at that infractions comment.
I was disappointed that Prototype couldn’t think of anything to say about Thing 2.
I knew that, Jimmy Grimble…
Your knowledge never ceases to amaze.
It’s right up there with the Taj Mahal, Wembley, and Deelishis’ ass.
‘Matic, I did the first personal in black and not orange; looks better, but let’s have an opinion please.
The black is easier to read for me.
Re: Taj Mahal, Wembley and Deelishis
What do you mean? It’s large?
Prototype doesn’t want a man who drinks, but went on a show to win the heart of a former crack addict…ok, that makes sense…
And she works at Men’s Warehouse even though she has an MBA?…ok, that makes sense too.
She seems to have a bit of class relative to most of the others though. Teefuses and jawline notwithstanding…
Not large; more like amazing.
As in never ceases to amaze (re-states hint)
Prototype could win this if she makes more of an effort.
Aye, tonight is another airing of Fit Club. I might attempt a recap of that unrecappable show.
Has that Rapper show began yet?
And I am so not liking this template anymore…I think I’ma get another one.
i don’t think the rapper show has started yet.
iight…I wanna see what Khia will be like.
I wonder how the hell she got on that show. Oh how much I hated that song when it came out. I know I was still in high school so I would go to school and somebody would be singing it and then I would come home and my mom would be playing that song.
Desperation, that’s how.
And that reminds me just how much I hate the word ‘coochie’
Disgustamente.
It can’t be that amazing, because I didn’t get the hint the first time, or the second time for that matter.
Out of the new girls, if I was forced to pick a favorite, I’d pick Black. She seems to actually like Flav a little (there’s no accounting for taste, is there?) And she has a cute l’il nose ring. On the correct side, I might add…
Prototype doesn’t care enough to bother. And she has stretch marks on her arms, which is weird because she isn’t that big. Luscious D had the personality of dial tone and Tree might kill him in a manic episode on her placebo day. He should be careful b/c I think she could take Big Rick.
Black? Something ’bout her, I dunno.
I maintain Seezinz is the most glorious thing to ever land on these shows.
She just seems so much better than the rest.
Here’s what I’m gonna do, in one minute I’ma change to someone else’s theme just to get a feel for how it looks.
The articles and comments will be the same but it will have all the ads and stuff that guy uses…just watch it for a few seconds and give me an impression.
iight?
“And never trust a man who doesn’t like animals…ever.”
I couldn’t have said it better myself Baby..Flav lost some major cool points for that LOL
I still don’t have a favorite. I don’t even care who “wins” at this point because it’s just so crazy that these girls come on the show and don’t have the decency to know simple things about the person that they are supposed to be after.
Sup Pale Black Sheep
Ewwww, I don’t think this template is the one for me; although it has some great stuff on it
Shower time.
Cheers.
steups i like the new look to this bourgy i can actually see my Email Address and username
How r u Steupz
I kinda liked the other templete…but then again I don’t have the best taste in the world LOL
I kinda like Black though on the show, she is my new favorite, just hope she hasn’t left her kids at home in the almost dark with one foot pushed out the door..
Me and Polosportusa liked the other templete…so that is two votes LOL
STEUPS WHY DID YOU change GO BACK TO WHITE
Yeah, PBS the animal lover thing is critical. At least to me. Tells you a lot about a man’s personality. It’s a total deal breaker for me.
But then again Flav lost major cool points with me this whole season. He’s just a mean old man now. That ish with Hotlanta was totally unnecessary.
My favorite overall is Seezinz. I liked her from the very beginning. She’s proof that being smart and beautiful are not mutually exclusive on these shows…
” just hope she hasn’t left her kids at home in the almost dark with one foot pushed out the door”
HIGHlarious.
Is it a prerequisite for the white contestants to a broke single mom of mixed children to be on these shows? What the eff?
OK, I am being summoned. Gotta go do some things. Later gators
I’m just glad to be here…
Ahhhhhh,Steups! I love the new layout/graphics/colors. v3.1? LMAO!
Comments on the new theme are welcome
For real, you actually like it?
http://www.dvdtown.com/moviedatabase/coverart/rock-of-love-season-one/23535/0
steups i watch episode 9 again did you see black she ACT LIKE she didn’t wanna kiss flav did you notice? she looked like she was in pain when flav was kissing her. i think she was repulsed by him LOL
Ha, maybe it was her initial impression, but she seemed to enjoy it after that.
luscious D look sexy steups
Okay. i agree totally with you enigmatic and baby
and it is something about black a well that i cant put my finger on. but its funny because isnt she terrell owens’ ex?
“Is it a prerequisite for the white contestants to a broke single mom of mixed children to be on these shows? What the eff?”
I totally agree Baby…it gives interracial families a bad name…
Nah, just the broke ones. Me and my better half don’t plan to get down like that. Ever.