And the winner of the Rock of Love Finale is?
Ambre Lake!
That’s my out on a limb prediction.
At some point Bret Michaels realizes he is 45 years old and even a 37 yr old is still a younger woman. And she’s a 37yr old woman who hasn’t ‘fapped’ to Nikki Sixx, nor has she potentially shagged your friend, CC De Ville. It’s a no-brainer.
And there’s more to it; we’ve already viewed the suggestion that he has had ‘relations’ with Daisy; but not with Ambre… so this way he gets to bed the both of them. There are just too many ifs with Daisy, television show or not.
Even if it’s all fake, Bret’s reputation takes a hit if she goes scurrying back to Charles.
It can’t be a good look, for an aging, balding rocker to be in a constant state of flux where young women keep dumping him and older women aren’t attractive to him.
So dude, I hope you picked Ambre because she is in perfect limbo. She’s good looking enough to fit the rock-star girlfriend mould, old enough to know how to please, and insecure enough where she’ll probably do anything to compete with even younger women.
But most importantly, after flashing her vagina, she needs the validation victory will bring. It’ll be pretty sad if Bret chose Daisy because we’ll automatically assume she (Ambre) had grey pubic hairs or something. Not that that’s a bad thing…
Wait; do pubic hair ever really get grey? Now that I think about it I can’t recall ever seeing one.
As I ponder on that, you can watch Bret Michaels on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Aurelius,
Stop rooting for Clinton. Please…It makes me doubt your sanity, darling…
R,
I should’ve have changed the first word to “Lady” come to think of it, but the sentiment is the same.
the bride you are my love.
*smiles really big*
the hand art is called hinna
Thanks H, and sorry for being so tardy to moderate your comment.
So, a vagina really does grey-up?
That’s interesting, in a not-really-looking-forward-to-seeing-it sorta way.
I’m sure it won’t be a problem though, at that age just having an available vagina will be more important.
What surprises me is still having hair at all. I thought baldness would have set in. You know what they say, ‘once a woman, twice a child’
Ewwwwwww (shudders). Just had an unintentional paedo-moment.
NB: this is probably the lengthiest comment, ever, if you forget polosports reprising of an entire interview.
I think its spelt henna
AMBRE WON!!!!!
Reality is sad
To find love in a reality show….seems like a mission impossible