And the winner of the Rock of Love Finale is?
Ambre Lake!
That’s my out on a limb prediction.
At some point Bret Michaels realizes he is 45 years old and even a 37 yr old is still a younger woman. And she’s a 37yr old woman who hasn’t ‘fapped’ to Nikki Sixx, nor has she potentially shagged your friend, CC De Ville. It’s a no-brainer.
And there’s more to it; we’ve already viewed the suggestion that he has had ‘relations’ with Daisy; but not with Ambre… so this way he gets to bed the both of them. There are just too many ifs with Daisy, television show or not.
Even if it’s all fake, Bret’s reputation takes a hit if she goes scurrying back to Charles.
It can’t be a good look, for an aging, balding rocker to be in a constant state of flux where young women keep dumping him and older women aren’t attractive to him.
So dude, I hope you picked Ambre because she is in perfect limbo. She’s good looking enough to fit the rock-star girlfriend mould, old enough to know how to please, and insecure enough where she’ll probably do anything to compete with even younger women.
But most importantly, after flashing her vagina, she needs the validation victory will bring. It’ll be pretty sad if Bret chose Daisy because we’ll automatically assume she (Ambre) had grey pubic hairs or something. Not that that’s a bad thing…
Wait; do pubic hair ever really get grey? Now that I think about it I can’t recall ever seeing one.
As I ponder on that, you can watch Bret Michaels on Jimmy Kimmel Live
First.
Last time I ever leave you lyrics mister.
and i dont know, there is something about ambre that isnt as appealing as daisy as a whole.
daisy is the underdog…so of course i want her to win.
ambre is…neutral, no waves, no excitement. IMO. inconsequential as it might be.
Daisy is the underdog, how do you figure that?
And why has Bret stopped being linked to women? The last woman I know of, was, Heather Locklear.
Daisy is the underdog because of all of the baggage.
I get you… I know men love drama (well I do, anyway). But baggage? No man loves that.
*bows to revenge aka O-ren Ishii… corsetlessly*
Amber said she wasn’t wearing underwear.
She didn’t say that she had a vagina.
She’s also evil. And ugly inside and out.
Daisy’s not evil. Just damaged.
PS-Amber should’ve asked the doctor who lipo’ed her stomach to do her legs too. I was partially blinded by her lumpy stumps during the “tap routine” (shudders). I was completely blinded (temporarily) by having to see Amber in her old lady skirt-bikini–especially those legs. I literally threw up in my mouth a little…I’ve never seen anything so vile.
She is scary in sooooo many ways. I hope she wins and Bret dumps her. Evil should not win.
For where Love reigns, disturbing Jealousy
Doth call himself affection’s sentinel;
Gives false alarms, suggesteth mutiny,
And in a peaceful hour doth cry ‘Kill, Kill
Lmao!!!
Where can I find a picture of this old lady skirt bikini?
baby-kins.
i love you.
steups…shakespeare, how trite.
daisy for all her baggage and her insecurities (i.e. plastic surgery) her vulnerability redeems her in the end. She is the epitome of a damsel in distress and everyone wants to see the prince rescue her.
the tragic love story – except rock of love style.
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless reader.
I’ve heard the name before but it must be filed deep down in the recesses..so, to either of you abundantly intelligent women, I ask, ‘what’s the name for this Hindu art thingy that’s on Trina’s hand?’
Her breasts can do with some barra and channa.
I still think Daisy will win…
then again I still live in “LALA land” thinking Clinton will beat Obama
Ha… when I am in LaLa land I think of Carmelo Anthony watching me bone her.
She
holds
a
mic
well
doesn’t she?
They could be sisters actually, if one would dye her hair to match the other’s…
Not at the same time obviously, for that will defeat the purpose.
The old lady skirt- bikini horror was shown when Jessica was vomiting all over the place. I doubt her sickness had anything to do w/alcohol.
After seeing Amber in that get-up, I would have been vomiting uncontrollably too.
revenge aka O-Ren Ishii,
You make me blush! I love you too, mama. But you already knew that…:)
Aurelius,
Not if there is breath in this body of
mine will Clinton beat Obama. She’s the devil.
You are silly steupz.
Hello Everyone.
baby-put the corset back on woman.
shawn! – i miss hearing you giggle.
steups –
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
::wink::
aurelius – still have that other forum?
Yes Steupz, Pubics do get GRAY!!!!! ha ha ha ha – LMAO!!!!
aww baby, why do you have to put another downer on my day lol
naww revenge, I got sick of the inactivity lol
you know it was that other forum that led me to the blogspot.
so long ago.
revenge aka O-ren Ishii,
Why don’t you put it on me instead?
This way, you can cinch it properly. To your liking…
heh, heh…
*faints
oh wow revenge, thats pretty cool. Where’d u hear about that forum from?
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written embassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit:
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul’s thought, all naked, will bestow it;
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving
Points on me graciously with fair aspect
And puts apparel on my tatter’d loving,
To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee;
Till then not show my head where thou mayst prove me.
google.
when i was trying to find out about hoops a few episodes after she won.
heh.