Miss Rap Supreme Episode 1 Recap
Last year, Egotrip (who are they?) had a show called the White Rapper that was as memorable as the second time you had sex. But, I do remember a few characters on there… there was Persia, who is now pregnant (I guess she left her dildo up John Brown’s ass), $hamrock with that dumb way he spells his name; and my favorite John Brown (who once described a friend of mine as a groupie, lol)
So, this season they didn’t have much to live up to and the pattern of these shows is one where the second season is the peak; so I was hopeful for Miss Rap Supreme; but all i can say is… Epic Fail!
Let’s get to the recap.
It ain’t easy being a female rapper, a voice says, as images flash by our screens; noticeably, that clown-looking picture of Lauryn Hill. And images of Lil Kim, Foxy Brown and Remy Ma follow.
But I thought these people messed up on their own? Isn’t the premise that somehow women find it tougher to hold their own in a male dominated industry?
Oh well…
And then we are greeted by a pageant, a pageant so camp, and so tacky, it has to be deliberate.
25 women are there, and I say women, loosely; and our two hosts, YoYo and MC Serch (who was the only thing worth remembering from Season 1)
The ladies step to the microphone in turn, are asked a question or two and told to spit something.
Sort of like American Idol without the talent and Randy saying ‘dawg’ every other word.
On hearing all 25 (we only saw 12 or 13) YoYo and Serch go somewhere private and deliberate on the ten who will advance for a proper chance at being Miss Rap Supreme.
In the end they chose:
- Miss Cherry (who is a Golden Brooks look-a-like)
- Rece Steele (who’s mom was a rapper)
- Nicky2States (rapping for 1yr and has 4 kids. Imagine how many she’ll have when she gets groupies)
- Lionezz (German rapper – ‘rapper’ is actually the first time I’ve spoken Deutsch on this site)
- Chiba (who suffered a terrible car accident and is badly scarred around her left-eye)
- Bree (a cheesy white-girl and Olympic level boxer. Women box at the Olympics?)
- Byata (a hot looking Brooklyn chick, probably Brighton, who reminds me of a commenter on this site)
- Lady Twist (on the Elle Word show, she said she’d never spit a dance rap. She should add don’t eat for a year to her list of ‘nevers’)
- DAB (a sexually abused, heroin addict. But the thing is she looks good!!!)
- Khia (who for whatever reason, thinks camel-toe is haute couture)
Unfortunately Hedonis da Amazon was eliminated
So the ten ladies were crowned, sashed and taken to their quarters known as the Fembassy -this show is kitschy as hell- where they literally race in to get the best beds. There are three principal sleeping areas, The Lil Kim Quarters, The Garden of Eve and the Foxy Brown Boudoir.
They find beds and then, inexplicably, Byata says ‘I like Chiba, she’s me in a black version’; then they kiss (the first known case of inter-racial incest)
So right there and then we knew what this show was about…lesbians!
The Fembassy is packed with lesbians; and unattractive lesbians at that, which is like the worst kind of lesbian (see Janet Reno)
But it’s no surprise most of these women are gay; the real shock is Khia is in the house!
Just a few years ago she was collaborating with Janet Jackson and appearing on 106 & Park, now she’s lounging on the Miss Rap Supreme sofa saying “I was built for this, I been rapping 10 years”.
She also said she has a track record and a fan base all over the world; which kinda makes Hillary dodging shrapnel in Bosnia seem not that big of a lie.
And from her lies, we turned to a game of ‘Truth or Dare’ (at least the editing guy has a sense of humor) where the girls got really messy and began dropping their underwear and stuff.
And this is just a few hours in the house; which sorta tells you how easy lesbians are -which sorta makes sense when you realize how much more difficult it is for them to pass on diseases and get pregnant.
Somewhere in there, one of the girls, opining on the liquor being consumed says, “alcohol as they say, let you let down your prohibitions”. Which is kinda funny if she meant it, except she didn’t; which makes it kinda sad.
As the first day comes to a close DAB confesses she’s done everything except Crystal Meth (they need to put this bish’s face on a poster in the Red Cross)
The next morning all seems calm until the ladies discuss Khia and more to the point, why is she even here? Some say they thought she was a judge, initially, until they learnt otherwise.
Then Ms Cherrie began calling her a ‘one-hit wonder’, which is a kinda ironic for a nobody who’s known only for being T-Pain’s baby-mama (that’s the ultimate one hit wonder)
Of course Khia ain’t gon stomach that mess so she confronted her. Let’s catch up on the video:
So that was Khia, and that bit at the end there was her 16bars that just kept her in the house, and eliminated Lionezz.
That rap was shittier than 2 girls and 1 cup. Pumkin could spit better than that.
There was stuff between where I ended and the place where Khia just missed being sent home, but it was the usual corny fare of the ladies being split into teams captained by Nicky2States and Ms Cherrie and forced to rap at a beauty salon, a sorority house and to nuns.
Nothing to really write about; and if you’re mad I haven’t written a few paragraphs on it, then guess what?
You gotta respect me, you gotta respect me, you gotta R-E-S, RES, RESPECT me.
Lawd, that ish is so much garbage (SMH)
Thanks for reading.
Cheers.
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Maybe this will help you understand what I am saying.
Understanding blog and ping
LOL these girls are something else
Hello Electra
Long time long see. I hope everything is doing well with you and your family.
Sounds complicated.. I guess I’ll wait my 6 weeks
I don’t want to get any money out of it so it’s okay with me if nobody’s reading, I just need to promote my blog by commenting on other blogs with similar content… I’ve just been too lazy so far… I need to get some structure in my life 
I never talk about whats the topic that is posted. I watch this show and to be honest I didnt like Khia attitude. If she felt the way she did why is she on the show.
I like the other 2 girls Ms. Cherry and the other chick with the ponytail.
That chick that song that jewish rape she was funny.
But thank you for the hint and the links
YM, do steups have your email addy. If so I can send you some links that have blog with similar stuff.
In away thats how I feel. I just express my thought on the celebrity gossip. I wanted to run a celebrity gossip but then decided why not just give my thought on things.
jewish rape…. ummm…..
Wassup Electra?
I think Khia is on The Elle Word tonight; but check for yourself, I am not au fait with the goings-on over there.
And it’s just a month away from Elle’s anniversary; so that’s something to look forward to. Maybe I’ll call in .
It’s always more fun to give your thought on something as there’s enough blogs posting the actual gossip already…
I’d be surprised if steupz had my e-mail adress
Khia’s on The Elle Word tomorrow…
LOL @ Steups. Yeah go right ahead and call in. That would be the day.
Maybe you should write a post on her anniversary wish her luck. THat would be nice.
And it would make a great episode for my tv show about the life of bloggers… there’s enough material for two seasons already, i just need vh1 to call me now…
You know what you can do YM call 51 minds and that other company on MTV.
You need to check out some of these other blogs. I swear the drama on there is off the hook.
I would, under normal circumstances, but these are strange times. The Blogspot Staff is now The Elle Word Staff so i don’t think I’m welcome.
Times they are a changin’
Do a search on Viacom and see what other production companies they are dealing that caters to reality shows.
Well you can always make a post congratulating Gabby for her success here.
I need some sleep now.
Aye Shawn yeah man they are doing well thanks for the concern how are u and your?
LOL @ Steups the Outcast. Dont worry E still loves you!!
Oh, I thought you said OutKast
LOL yeah right Steups LOL
Why y’all still here?
There are like two posts above this.
SMH at the messy people, lol.
sorry about Chiba car accident and your faces don’t what people say’s are maybe said about it