Miss Rap Supreme Episode 1 Recap
Last year, Egotrip (who are they?) had a show called the White Rapper that was as memorable as the second time you had sex. But, I do remember a few characters on there… there was Persia, who is now pregnant (I guess she left her dildo up John Brown’s ass), $hamrock with that dumb way he spells his name; and my favorite John Brown (who once described a friend of mine as a groupie, lol)
So, this season they didn’t have much to live up to and the pattern of these shows is one where the second season is the peak; so I was hopeful for Miss Rap Supreme; but all i can say is… Epic Fail!
Let’s get to the recap.
It ain’t easy being a female rapper, a voice says, as images flash by our screens; noticeably, that clown-looking picture of Lauryn Hill. And images of Lil Kim, Foxy Brown and Remy Ma follow.
But I thought these people messed up on their own? Isn’t the premise that somehow women find it tougher to hold their own in a male dominated industry?
Oh well…
And then we are greeted by a pageant, a pageant so camp, and so tacky, it has to be deliberate.
25 women are there, and I say women, loosely; and our two hosts, YoYo and MC Serch (who was the only thing worth remembering from Season 1)
The ladies step to the microphone in turn, are asked a question or two and told to spit something.
Sort of like American Idol without the talent and Randy saying ‘dawg’ every other word.
On hearing all 25 (we only saw 12 or 13) YoYo and Serch go somewhere private and deliberate on the ten who will advance for a proper chance at being Miss Rap Supreme.
In the end they chose:
- Miss Cherry (who is a Golden Brooks look-a-like)
- Rece Steele (who’s mom was a rapper)
- Nicky2States (rapping for 1yr and has 4 kids. Imagine how many she’ll have when she gets groupies)
- Lionezz (German rapper – ‘rapper’ is actually the first time I’ve spoken Deutsch on this site)
- Chiba (who suffered a terrible car accident and is badly scarred around her left-eye)
- Bree (a cheesy white-girl and Olympic level boxer. Women box at the Olympics?)
- Byata (a hot looking Brooklyn chick, probably Brighton, who reminds me of a commenter on this site)
- Lady Twist (on the Elle Word show, she said she’d never spit a dance rap. She should add don’t eat for a year to her list of ‘nevers’)
- DAB (a sexually abused, heroin addict. But the thing is she looks good!!!)
- Khia (who for whatever reason, thinks camel-toe is haute couture)
Unfortunately Hedonis da Amazon was eliminated
So the ten ladies were crowned, sashed and taken to their quarters known as the Fembassy -this show is kitschy as hell- where they literally race in to get the best beds. There are three principal sleeping areas, The Lil Kim Quarters, The Garden of Eve and the Foxy Brown Boudoir.
They find beds and then, inexplicably, Byata says ‘I like Chiba, she’s me in a black version’; then they kiss (the first known case of inter-racial incest)
So right there and then we knew what this show was about…lesbians!
The Fembassy is packed with lesbians; and unattractive lesbians at that, which is like the worst kind of lesbian (see Janet Reno)
But it’s no surprise most of these women are gay; the real shock is Khia is in the house!
Just a few years ago she was collaborating with Janet Jackson and appearing on 106 & Park, now she’s lounging on the Miss Rap Supreme sofa saying “I was built for this, I been rapping 10 years”.
She also said she has a track record and a fan base all over the world; which kinda makes Hillary dodging shrapnel in Bosnia seem not that big of a lie.
And from her lies, we turned to a game of ‘Truth or Dare’ (at least the editing guy has a sense of humor) where the girls got really messy and began dropping their underwear and stuff.
And this is just a few hours in the house; which sorta tells you how easy lesbians are -which sorta makes sense when you realize how much more difficult it is for them to pass on diseases and get pregnant.
Somewhere in there, one of the girls, opining on the liquor being consumed says, “alcohol as they say, let you let down your prohibitions”. Which is kinda funny if she meant it, except she didn’t; which makes it kinda sad.
As the first day comes to a close DAB confesses she’s done everything except Crystal Meth (they need to put this bish’s face on a poster in the Red Cross)
The next morning all seems calm until the ladies discuss Khia and more to the point, why is she even here? Some say they thought she was a judge, initially, until they learnt otherwise.
Then Ms Cherrie began calling her a ‘one-hit wonder’, which is a kinda ironic for a nobody who’s known only for being T-Pain’s baby-mama (that’s the ultimate one hit wonder)
Of course Khia ain’t gon stomach that mess so she confronted her. Let’s catch up on the video:
So that was Khia, and that bit at the end there was her 16bars that just kept her in the house, and eliminated Lionezz.
That rap was shittier than 2 girls and 1 cup. Pumkin could spit better than that.
There was stuff between where I ended and the place where Khia just missed being sent home, but it was the usual corny fare of the ladies being split into teams captained by Nicky2States and Ms Cherrie and forced to rap at a beauty salon, a sorority house and to nuns.
Nothing to really write about; and if you’re mad I haven’t written a few paragraphs on it, then guess what?
You gotta respect me, you gotta respect me, you gotta R-E-S, RES, RESPECT me.
Lawd, that ish is so much garbage (SMH)
Thanks for reading.
Cheers.
No, Jane. I expect you to die!
Is it just me, or is ‘expect’ one of the dumbest sounding words in the language?
your such a fucking drama king
always have to take things where they don’t need to go
Ha…girl, that’s an adaptation of a quote from the Bond movie, ‘Goldfinger’.
In the movie, Bond about to be ‘lasered’ says, “Do you expect me to talk?”
And Goldfinger famously replies “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
Freakin’ classic, that was.
So don’t take it personal, love.
BOND MOVIES ARE LAME AND OUTDATED
Well it’s not to a 52yr old man like me, lol.
And girl shut yo mouth, you Yanks don’t know quality.
hmph.
steups u have a way of feuding with every woman i want to bed…damn it. stop chasing them away.
where oh where is my baby-kins
What I have, is a way of weeding out the goat from the sheep, to use a Caribbean analogy.
I told her what I told her, I apologized, I emailed, I even went to her new Internet home and invited her to email me.
She refused!
I did what I could and she made her decision, so now, she’s yesterday’s carbon dioxide. Let the plants enjoy it.
Steups I hope you was playing when you told Jane that. That was not nice.
Of course, I was; the last thing I want is another upset woman thinking negatively about me.
My aura is already poisoned.
Steups do you remember when Flav kids came to visit do you remember his oldest son?
Naw, can’t remember him too much. But I can’t recall his being that old.
Oh if what the rumors are saying if true then by giving this child a show would cover all child support plus whatever is backdue plus his college funds.
BRB. Got something else.
MediaTakeOut are only right when they steal from Concrete Loop
LMAO…that’s so true. But sometimes they don’t tell a true story when they do steal stuff from other websites.
Or if they dont know the real story.
This is sad. That man owed that boy so much money is backup child support.
Which is why it’s so hard to respect Flav. He claims he loves kids and he wants to have more but he didn’t take care of the ones he already has. I have no respect for men that don’t take care of their kids.
Steups check out ebony magazine your favorite site is on there as a cover. Anyway dude used to be a lawyer and gets over 80 million people to his site.
iight, but I think you told me about this. Or maybe it was another magazine.
Shisnit…when I saw that picture of Vanessa Williams son I was taken aback. Dude looks a bit like me at that age.
It’s a little interesting when you see people that look like people you know.
Not to sound funny or anything but Steupz why is it that every high yellow guy that is in a pic you always make a comment oh he look like me.
Why dont post a pic for everyone to see and leave it alone.
I would like to see a pic too.
Come on Steups just post a picture. We already know you look European with Blonde hair and green eyes.
I didn’t know that.