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This episode opens up with Thing 2 still crying about her sister’s elimination. She tells Sinceer the elimination came as a shock to her. Sinceer comforts Thing 2 and says in the confessional that since Thing 1 is gone, she will be the one to look over Thing 2.

Afterwards, they decide to sleep in the same bed together (Where did this big ass bed come from? Is this the same room they kicked Seezinz out of?). In the confessional, Seezinz expresses her disgust that Thing 2 and Sinceer are sharing a bed. (She should be happy she doesn’t share a room with them anymore. I wouldn’t wanna see that in the middle of the night.)

The next day, the girls receive a note from Flav telling them to ‘put on their best voices’ and meet him at the Power 106 radio station.
Upon arriving at the station, all of the girls lined up and greeted by Flav (Damn, I just now noticed how tall Seezinz is). Flav tells the girls they will be doing a radio interview about their experience in the house and that Big Boy (the radio-host) and the radio listeners will decide on the 2 girls to go on private dates with Flav.

The girls are then escorted into a waiting room while Flav conducts his interview.
Flav is asked the usual questions on girls coming on his show to get exposure. Flav replies by saying that he just knows how to tell if a girl is real or not and that he thinks that girls shouldn’t come on his show to get exposure although he admits that they do (What the hell are you talking about? You’re talking without saying anything.)

Meanwhile, in the ‘Green room’, Sinceer says she is nervous and needs to drink to calm her nerves (Hmmm….. sounds familiar).
One tiny cup of champagne turns into seven cups and Seezinz says Sinceer is an alcoholic, in the confessional (Awww damn, we gon have another Hotlanta moment in a minute.) Tree exclaims surprise that a whole bottle of champagne has gone so quickly as Thing 2 and Sinceer suddenly begin berating Seezinz for being fake.

Seezinz is annoyed by their attacks and says that their actions are childish (What do you expect? You are dealing with a condescending, hypocritical drunk and a girl who acts like she’s 13 and dresses like she’s wearing her sister’s clothes from high school.)
The argument is so loud that it disrupts Flav’s interview. Flav tries to hide his embarrassment and continues the interview as the radio personalities begin to fear the inevitable (Yes, you should be very afraid now.)

It’s the girls’ turn now and they are told to keep the cursing at a minimum for fear of FCC fines (Come on now, them not cursing is like saying nothing turns Bret Michaels on.) The interview begins with Big Boy questioning the girls about who they do and don’t, get along with (Remember Charm School? This is one of these trick questions that you aren’t supposed to answer.)

Seezinz answers and says she does not like Thing 2 nor Sinceer. Black says she is cool with everybody, and Thing 2 replies she is cool with Black and Sinceer.
Seezinz then proclaims that Thing 2 likes Sinceer and they are lesbians. Flav, listening in on this interview, is absolutely astonished by this revelation.
All hell breaks loose, as Sinceer and Thing 2 attack Seezinz once again. Sinceer and Thing 2 call Seezinz ‘fake’ and Seezinz calls Sinceer a Klingon, adding she’s wearing her headband to hide her abnormally large 6 ½ head.

What was once a semi-civil interview turns disastrous and leaves Flav, Big Boy and the rest of the girls in utter shock. Big Boy pleads with the girls to stop cursing but they ignore him until they realize that they have been kicked off the air (Damn, stupid ass FCC rules and their stupid ass fines.)

Back ‘On Air’ again, Big Boy asks his listeners to call-in and express their likes about the girls. Only 2 calls are shown but both callers opt for Seezinz. Sinceer is completely livid at the fact that people are calling in to support Seezinz.

Sinceer is then asked how much she likes Flav, to which she replies, “I like Flav vewy, vewy, much for shizzle for rizzle.” (Damn, if you gone be speakin that Shizzle language then you need to say it right so we can attempt to understand you.) The radio personalities then tease Sinceer for being drunk and saying that she smells “like a bar at 7 am.” (How do you smell like that from drinking champagne?) After the interview was over, Flav and the radio personalities deliberate. They all agree that Seezinz got the most calls, Black seemed the realest and that Sinceer was extremely drunk.
Flav then announces Black and Seezinz have won solo dates.

With everyone back at the house, Black tells Thing 2 and Sinceer that Tree told her she has never seen any of the Flavor of Love shows and she tried out for America’s Next Top Model, and did not get picked.
Later, Flav asks the girls to change into their bathing suits so that he can spend time with them near the pool (Damn you and your stupid male fantasy.)

While sitting around, Sinceer tells Flav everything she heard about Tree. A visibly surprised Tree, tells Flav she does not recall trying out for any other show but America’s Next Top Model, but no one really believes her (Epic fail. I had to steal your words Steupz.)

Tree, also admits she has been in Jet Magazine and that she has done some ghetto fashion shows. Flav takes offense to her using the word ‘ghetto.’ Flav says that ‘ghetto’ is a racist term and that it is demeaning to black people and to the place where he grew up. (Ghetto is not racist but since you insist it is then here goes. Since you grew up in the “ghetto” you probably don’t know where the origin of the word comes from because if your ignorant ass picked up an encyclopedia to read it then you would know that it has absolutely nothing to do with black people.)

Later, Flav takes Black on her date. He takes her to a fancy restaurant and brings a magician in because he says that he likes magic tricks (Why does this magician look like a broke, pimp hustla that VH1just got off the corner?)

After the magic show -which was somewhat impressive- Flav asks Black if she is close to her family. Black says that she talks to her grandmother 3-4 times a day but she has not spoken to her since entering the house. Flav says it’s unacceptable to go that long without speaking to her grandmother and he says that she should use the phone because he always sees other girls using the phone (All that eavesdropping and you couldn’t catch Hotlanta’s mess or Myammee’s “stalker”?)

While Flav and Black are returning from their date, Thing 2 begins to prepare for some alone-time with Flav upon his return. While she’s primping in front of the mirror, (I haven’t worn anything like what she has on since I was 11) Sinceer expresses her skepticism about Thing 2’s plan but laments the fact that she didn’t think of it herself.

Thing 2 leaves for the kitchen to prepare her secret banana pudding recipe (Nilla Wafers and whipped cream, looks highly top secret to me.)
When Flav returns, Thing 2 presents Flav with a rose and asks for alone-time… this upsets Black and Sinceer. Flav goes with Thing 2 to the backyard and discovers she has set-up a little corner decorated with rose petals and candles. Flav is extremely impressed by this (I’m not surprised.)

Thing 2 describes her one on one date as losing her virginity all over again (Umm…not that I know how it feels but wouldn’t that mean that it’s painful to her?)
(that’s beautiful pain ‘Matic; although I really don’t know because I tend to ignore the screams, lol)
Flav thinks their time alone was good and that Thing 2 is there for him.

The next day, Flav and Seezinz go on their date. He greets Seezinz with a very outrageous looking red suit and dollar-sign sunglasses that he probably got from the dollar store. Seezinz thinks that they will be going on a fancy date but low and behold, Flav leads her to the backyard (WTF? All that dressing up to go to the backyard? Maybe he needs to consult Thing 2 about what to do for a good date.)

In the backyard Flav introduces an animal trainer, and they fool around with a monkey -who Flav says looks like he did in the 4th Grade- and baby lions. (If a monkey was sitting on my head like that and messing up my hair… Flav would be getting his ass kicked.)

Next, the trainer and his assistants bring out a 300 pound tiger that seems to charge and maul one of them. This scares Flav and Seezinz (And me). The trainer warns them to stay back then jokingly says they were punked. He then informs Flav and Seezinz that they will be feeding the tiger. Once they get over their fears, they feed the tiger, with no issues.
The other girls look on from a distance and Sinceer exclaims in the confessional “It was a good date for Seezinz because she got to visit her family from the zoo.” (LMAO. Aww… it’s ok Sinceer. I know the Klingons are too busy to come visit you.) Seezinz uses this one last bit of alone-time to tell Flav that she believes Sinceer is an alcoholic. Flav kisses Seezinz and says in the confessional that she is a good kisser and has a very long tongue (Wow, now you just gave Steupz even more fodder for his fantasies.)

After the date, Flav gathers the girls together and tells them he will have an elimination and they should call their parents because he wants to meet them. All of the girls except Black are very excited about this and rush to call their parents. One by one each of the girls manage to get their parents to agree to come.
But Black says her family is very religious and would probably be unhappy if they came to see Flav (Don’t you just love the religious parents? They are so full of hypocrisy and drama.)

Black calls her family and not surprisingly, is told no one can come (Please don’t let this turn into a Daisy situation where her ex’s sister comes. His sister would probably say she’s a psycho stalker too.)

Meanwhile, Tree uses one last opportunity to try to show Flav that she is honest. She creates a “Tree of Truth” and sticks a whole bunch of paper leaves on her that has many truths about her written on them. Flav picks off the leaves and discovers that she has done movies, fashion shows and magazine spreads. Flav is really upset by this (Well then you should be mad at pretty much half the girls that ever appeared on all 3 seasons of this show.)

Elimination Ceremony

At Elimination Flav gives his usual elimination speech about finding love and all that other empty crap that he usually says. Black, Thing 2 and Seezinz all get clocks because of the good dates they had with Flav.
Now, Tree and Sinceer are in the bottom 2, and neither can believe that this is happening.
Seezinz hopes that Flav listened to her and sends Sinceer home.
Flav tells Sinceer she is facing elimination because of her drunkenness at the challenge. Sinceer is upset and tries to make the argument in the confessional that everyone else was drinking, too. Flav then tells Tree that her pursuit of a modeling and acting career bothers him. Flav makes the decision to send Tree home.

Outside, Tree (Rashida) is a little shocked and tearfully says she came to find love and that she hopes that she can find a man like Flav (I hope you meant personality wise and not looks wise.)

Back inside Flav tells all of the girls that the next day he will meet their parents and then eliminate 1 girl so that he can take the Final 3 girls to Paris, France.









Thank you for reading – ‘Matic



Pictures from Rich at VH1 (Sorry, mate; in the haste I forgot to credit you. It happens)