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So Lionezz got booted last week and her sash was hoisted, but the only one complaining in the house is Khia???
“Serch is a hater”, she says, to no one in particular. And she has a right to say that because, in reference to Lionezz being eliminated, Serch went overboard, “…that woman kicked a hotter 16 probably that you ever wrote”
Ever? I don’t know about that; that sounds like hating to me.

Whilst all that is happening MC Serch thinks Khia’s 16 was awfully familiar; as in awful and familiar.
What he finds was enough to have him interrupt the ladies’ early morning sleep.

He summons the ladies and half-angrily says, “now all of you were told to write an original 16 bars”, but Khia’s ‘Respect’ was previously recorded.
“Khia, you are disqualified!” (SMH, this beezie sat in that room for one hour and didn’t do shit)

A compliant Khia packs her two ugly ass dresses and some granny panties and leaves the Fembassy; all the while grumbling about not breaking the rules (what part of 1 hour to write a rhyme didn’t she get?)
As she departs Miss Cherry remarks “good luck with your career at Mc Donald’s”.
And adds, “her next rap is gonna be ‘would you like fr-fr-fries with that?”

Serch is not so humorous, “when I say it’s not a game, it’s serious!” (probably should have hired a different interior designer, then)
“This happens again, it’s gonna be drama!” (what’s he gonna do?)

Mc Serch then re-invites Lionezz to the Fembassy, “you gotta 2nd chance”. But Miss Cherry is disappointed, “if you can’t spit, why are you here?” (famous last words?)

In one of those weird twists VH1 is not famous for, Lionezz says she was raised in the hood. (I wonder if she thinks that gives her street cred or something? SMH)
Rece has even bigger issues, she gave up her job and misses her son…“why does he have to come up poor?” she asks. (it’s people like rece you root for; but damn, she could do with some help. That hair, that make-up, the clothes. Just a hot mess)

Serch returns though, and announces it’s pageant time, and specifically, the bikini competition.
Lady Twist, who’s like 300lbs at least, goes into panic-mode, “Oh Hell naw, let me pack” (lol)
“I ain’t puttin’ on no bikini in privacy, let alone on TV” (lmfao)

Serch allays her fears though, saying this is Hip-Hop so they will be modeling track-suits; and introduces a guest judge for the pageant, the ever so sexy Charli Baltimore.
During the pageant we learn Chiba’s left-eye can neither close nor blink. Damn!
The pageant winners are Byata and Lionezz and they are named Captains. (so the white girls win the pageant, uh? I got nothing to say, lol)
Both ladies select in turn and once again, DAB is the last pick.
A little bit down she telephones her mom, MODAB (Mother Of a Down Ass Bitch)

The next morning the ladies are told the next assignment is the ‘Seductive Rhyme Challenge’. Each team will receive a track and they will write at least 16 bars and a chorus to it. The topic will what’s seductive and alluring to them and they will perform it at a local Club.

The girls are excited to perform at the Club, particularly Nicky2States who laments they have no access to men (da fuck? You got 4 kids; men obviously have access to you)
Turns out, it’s a Lesbian Club (Moon Shadow); a shock to Nicky who complains, “I didn’t see a rainbow” (she got jokes, lol)

Team Lionezz performed first, and all did well, except for Miss Cherry, who forgot her rhyme (if you can’t spit, why are you here?)
Nicky was great as usual ‘take this cookie, take my mind’; but the most memorable moment was a flash of one sexy-ass lesbian in the audience, dressed in jeans and a black-top (a right waste of a vajayjay)

Byata’s group performed next, and didn’t perform well, in my opinion, but were adjudged the winners. Surprisingly, Byata was also crowned Miss Thing, for being the most accomplished performer, despite flubbing her lines, and was given the keys to the ‘Salt and Pepa suite’

Back at the mansion the ladies stormed the suite and were shocked to see a blow-up doll, that bore more than a passing resemblance to Shane Sparks (ain’t he gay?)
Nicky2States humped the poor doll and simulated sex before taking it to the bathroom, I suppose. (that’s where I take my blow-up dolls)

You’d think avoiding elimination would make Byata’s team relaxed; but Chiba had different ideas. She bitched and complained about their performance saying they won but they could have done better (yeah she was right, but who cares)
Chiba and Byata got into it, which kinda sucked because inter-racial lesbian kissing just can’t be topped.

At elimination, the ladies were given 60 minutes to spit bars on what turns you off. Lady Twist, Nicky2Staes and Lionezz found immediate favor with the judges; although none of them were any good, really.
Down to Miss Cherry and DAB; the judges expressed disappointment with Cherry’s cockiness, but asked her to fall-back and sent DAB home.

As she departs, DAB says she feels good about herself and feels she may have helped people going through what she has. Hopefully she stays off the heroin.

So that’s it, thanks for reading.
I will be taking a trip for a few days, so hopefully no one hijacks the site, lol.
If the Internet doesn’t cost me an arm and a leg, I’ll continue to post when I can.
Bye; wish me a safe flight.