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This episode opens up with Thing 2 and Sinceer both expressing their thoughts about their friendship, and how grateful they both are that the other one has their back (This is never a good sign). Once assembled, the girls get a note from Flav saying they need to clean the house and prepare for the arrival of their parents, and hopefully, none of their parents are like Sister Patterson (Awww…. but Sister Patterson is entertaining).

Seezinz expresses her disdain for cleaning the house, while Black is worried about how Flav will react to the fact that none of her family members will be coming.

Seezinz and Black go upstairs to make the beds and clean the bathroom. Seezinz shows her absolute disgust at the state of the toilet in her room. She says that the toilet is nasty and clogged up because while Hotlanta was there, she was always throwing up as a result of her excessive drinking (She’s been gone for like 3 episodes. That’s just nasty man). Black and Seezinz work together to unclog the horribly dirty and smelly toilet because Seezinz doesn’t want her parents to have to use a ‘nasty-ass’ bathroom.

Now the parents arrive.
First come Thing 2’s parents, Brenda and Paul (The twins look just like their mom).
Flav, with his devil horns hairstyle, greets the parents and has a short chat with them. He tells them the story about how he came up with names for the twins. Flav assesses that he thinks that Thing 2’s parents are cool.
Next up is Sinceer’s dad, Dave. Immediately, Flav thinks that Dave is cool because he seems like a fun guy. Dave says that he loves to eat, drink, and have a good time; and his eyes light up when Flav offers him a drink (So your daughter inherited her alcoholism from you).

Finally, Seezinz’ parents Steve and Donna arrive… Flav greets them and they grill Flav instantly. Donna notes Flav has done 3 seasons of Flavor of Love and still, has not found love. She says it also upsets her that Flav has 7 kids and he has never been married. She fears that if Flav picks her daughter then he will get her pregnant and then try to leave her. Flav gets very defensive about all of the questions being asked of him. She finally says that she doesn’t believe in having sex to find love (… you used to be friends with my mom?)

In the confessional, Flav says that any woman who wants to be with him has to have sex with him before finding love (SMH @ this bullshit). Flav assures Donna that he WILL marry the next woman he has a child with (Lawd STFU with these lies).

After meeting all the parents, Flav decides to take Thing 2, Sinceer and their parents, bowling. When everything starts, Flav and all of the parents are pretty good at bowling while Thing 2 and Sinceer are disasters. For the next frame, Thing 2’s bowling is exponentially better and after bowling a strike, she leans in for a very long kiss. Flav says it’s a little weird that he is kissing the girls in front of their parents but that he really doesn’t care that he’s doing it. Sinceer gets extremely jealous of the still ongoing kiss and also bowls a strike to try to get Flav’s attention (The power of jealousy is strong).

Now, with extreme editing, Flav takes Black, Seezinz, and Seezinz’ parents out for miniature golfing. They begin to golf for a little while and Seezinz’ dad begins to warm up to Flav. Seezinz is happy that at least one parent is starting to see Flav in a good light. Meanwhile, at the house, Thing 2 and her mom talk about the friendship she shares with Sinceer. Brenda chastises her daughter, reminding her she came on the show with her sister, and that there is no reason why she should be that close to anyone else when they are all competing for the same thing. Brenda goes on to express that Thing 2’s close friendship with Sinceer may be causing Flav to think that she cannot stand on her own, and she urges her daughter to cut off her friendship with Sinceer (Instigator, I can’t believe you taught your daughters to be like that).

Sinceer overhears this conversation and she is very hurt and upset about that, but she vows that she can, and will, out-strategize Thing 2.

Back at the golf course, Donna states her opinion of Flav has changed for the better because of his dynamic personality. Flav is happy to hear this but he excuses himself from everyone because he wants to talk to Black about the fact that no one from her family showed up. Once alone, Black tells Flav that her mother was unable to come because she is going through a custody case and her attorney advised her not to come on the show. She also says that her grandparents are too old to make the trip to come on the show. Flav still wonders why no one could come but he says that Black is still pretty and he is really feelin her. They then kiss for a very long time in plain view of Seezinz and her parents.

Back at the house, everyone prepares to have dinner. Seezinz is happy that everyone will finally get to have a civilized dinner together but that may be challenged by the fact that Sinceer’s dad wants to get drunk.
At the dinner table, Flav talks about how happy he is for the opportunity to meet all the parents, and that he has an extra place at the dinner table for a special guest. Flav then calls his mother in the room to join them. Thing 2 is shocked that she is getting to meet Flav’s mom and she says that Flav and his mom look just alike (Is that supposed to be an insult?)

While eating, Sinceer’s dad looks a little disoriented and Seezinz comments that he only seemed to be alert when Flav offered a toast because it would be an opportunity for him to consume more alcohol (LMAO). Suddenly Dave begins to speak and he asks Black if she has ever been in a room with so many black people (WTF!? I mean seriously…WTF dude). Everyone is shocked at this comment and Sinceer feels extremely embarrassed and wants to excuse herself from the dinner. Dave continues to ramble on about things and when he finishes, Brenda (Thing 2’s mom) comments that although she is not personally offended by Dave’s remarks, she still feels that he should not make such racially insensitive statements.

Flav then decides to change the subject by making all of the girls say something nice about the other girls. Black goes first by saying that Seezinz is smart and classy. Seezinz likes the compliments and says that she believes that she is the classiest girl left in the house.

Seezinz goes next and says that Thing 2 and Black are beautiful women; and that although she has had her differences with Sinceer, she still thinks that Sinceer is a good mom and is admirable for coming to take a chance at finding love.
In the confessional, Sinceer feels that Seezinz is being fake and that she really doesn’t want to compliment her or Thing 2. Sinceer addresses Flav’s request by saying that Seezinz is pretty but that she holds things in and uses them to attack her. Then, after an extremely long pause, she says that Thing 2 is sincere (Why be so fake, it’s unflattering like your exposed 6 ½ head). Thing 2 senses that Sinceer’s words do not truly reflect what her body language is giving off and she is upset that Sinceer couldn’t answer the question without attacking her and Seezinz.

Flav’s mom then says that she likes all of the girls and she thinks that no matter what, everyone is a winner (Uh…maybe on Jeopardy but not on Flavor of Love 3. Everyone at this point is pretty much screwed).
Thing 2 says that she likes Flav’s mom and that she is a little embarrassed about wearing her booty shorts to dinner (You shouldn’t have put that mess on at all).
Later, Flav tells all of the parents that they have to leave because he has to get ready for eliminations. Sinceer uses this opportunity to talk to Flav about Thing 2. She tells Flav that Thing 2 is weak and dependent and she thinks that she is unable to stand on her own. Flav is very concerned about these accusations and sends Sinceer away. He then gets Thing 2 to tell her about what Sinceer said. Thing 2 only says that Sinceer is trying to slander her and can’t believe that Sinceer would say that about her. Thing 2 angrily goes to confront Sinceer and upon seeing her she calls her a “botchy-ass bitch” and says that she’s scandalous.

She then goes on to ask why Sinceer is being so quiet now and that she should have listened to everyone else who said that Sinceer was manipulative and fake (What do you expect? Anyone who wants to be the ’sincere’ girl on a reality show is gonna obviously be the ‘fakest’ one). Sinceer only says that Flav told her that Thing 2 seemed a little dependent because she has always had someone in her life. Thing 2 walks off saying that their friendship is over.

Elimination

At elimination, Black is nervous and hopes that the absence of her family members doesn’t get her sent home. Sinceer says that she doesn’t think that she’s going home and that she didn’t come to make friends. Both Seezinz and Thing 2 say that Sinceer is desperate to save herself from elimination and that she needs to go home.

Flav gives Seezinz the first clock because he says that she seems more real to him. He gives Black the second clock because he says that she is too beautiful to send home.

Now Thing 2 and Sinceer are in the bottom 2 and Flav tells Thing 2 that it seems like she is dependent. Thing 2 says that she does not follow Sinceer and Sinceer says that she doesn’t follow Thing 2. Suddenly, they both start arguing about who follows who until Flav stops them. Flav says that he loves them both and it is sad that their friendship had to end over this but that he must split them up. He then asks them both is they would still love him if he sent them home (Bullshit).

In the confessional, Sinceer says that “If I get sent home, I will sneak back in the house in the middle of the night and snip Flav’s testicles off” (Oh shit, this drama king bitch is crazy. Send her ass straight home. Do not let her stop at the hotel or collect her VH1 check).

Flav tells Sinceer to come get her clock. Flav says that he is keeping Sinceer because he believes that Thing 2 is not is not strong enough to stand on her own. Thing 2 (Tresha) says that she is a strong woman and that she was unfairly eliminated. Sinceer hopes that backstabbing Thing 2 does not come back to bite her in the ass (Oh but it will Sinceer). Black is surprised that Thing 2 got eliminated because she thought that she would make it to the end. Flav then tells the Final 3 girls to pack, because they are off to France with him.






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