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Miss Rap Supreme Recap Episode 3: Lionezz again
After news broke that Beyonce might be pregnant, I really need cheering-up… but, with all the dumb bitches somewhere else, I had no other choice but to watch Miss Rap Supreme Episode 3. (that’s an inside joke I hope y’all got)
I was just in time, as they say, to see MC Serch and YoYo adjudicating a ‘Tribute to Male Swagger’, as if this hodgepodge of bi-sexuals, lesbians, mannish-looking women and Nicky2States aren’t enough of a tribute.The girls were charged with the responsibility to copy, as best they can, the image and likeness of a rapper they selected.
Bree and Nicky won for their portrayals of Eazy-E and Andre 3000; although I thought Lady Twist (Jay-Z) and Byata (Kanye) were better.
For their victory, Bree and Nicky2States were made Captains and selected teams for the expected mission.
Bree chose Byata, Miss Cherry and Lionezz; and Nicky2States got Chiba, Twist and Rece Steele (Bree obviously went for looks; maybe she took being a man for a day, too seriously)
The teams got down to the business of writing their rhymes having received a clue from YoYo, that the next time they spit, they ‘must flex and come back as a reflex’.
Immediately Byata takes charge, particularly on the ‘hook’, and lets us know “when I want something, I get it” (she must want Target clothes a whole lot)
“I wasn’t the leader, but I took control”, she adds, as she argues that Lionezz’ line ‘fellas run behind me like I am walking the dog‘, isn’t a logical metaphor. (it’s probably an analogy anyway; Lionezz ain’t that smart)
It all seems fairly peaceful until an argument erupts between Chiba and Byata.
The ‘love quarrel’ fizzles out; but not for long as Byata tells Rece ’she had a dream’, and in it, Chiba was the Devil. (and let me guess, Chiba had a tail, and it was 24 inches long; and both of you ended up sharing it.)
(SMH at lesbian fantasies, lol)
The next morning it’s Chiba’s turn to complain and she chooses Lionezz as her sounding-board. Chiba is upset at all the hate she’s receiving; and Byata adds to it by confronting her and letting her know that when she kissed her, she kissed the ‘devil’.
Chiba is upset by this for some reason and responds with “whose skin is white?” (Oh my gosh, lol)
Byata is upset by the racist comment, and understandably so; but Chiba reminds her she brought up the whole Devil thing first; before bursting into tears in the confessional. (thus confirming Byata is the ‘man’ in the relationship, lol)
Coincidentally, MC Serch appears and defuses the situation with news of a Beverley Hills party being thrown by a dude of his. All of the ladies are invited, ‘cept Yoyo.
Miss Cherry is excited to the point of going crazy...(not realizing, if Serch knows someone in Beverley Hills, it’s no longer the place it was)
Turns out the party is in rapper Too Short’s house, and after an introduction from Serch, he says they are here for a ‘Battle of the Sexes’ (8 women vs 1 guy? women have certainly come a long long way, SMH)
The rule is simple; Too Short spits 16 bars and each team replies -4 bars per team-mate.
Too Short spits a rhyme that has a lot of ‘bitches’, ‘tricks’ and ‘hos’ in it (yep; he’s a rap-legend alright, SMH)
Everyone is impressed, particularly Miss Cherry (eyeing another baby-daddy, no doubt)
The ladies flitter off and work on their rhymes and synergy.
Rhymes completed, they battle a somewhat impressed ‘Too Short’.
In deliberations, Too Short says Nicky2States team came at him like pit bulls, but thought Bree’s team had no punchline.
Serch says Bree’s team “had a real flow” to their rhymes whilst Nicky’s crew rhymed 4-4-4-4 without any linkage; but, he announces Nicky2State’s team as the winner because their lyrics was stronger.
Nicky also won the ‘man-eater’ award and access to the ‘Salt & Pepa’ suite.
After her encounter with the well-endowed sex doll, Nicky is surprisingly apprehensive; but opens the suite to find Willie the bell-hop.
She paddles him -a bit too hard I thought, spanks him, makes him dance, makes him clean and in a moment of pure wit, forces him to say ‘I am black and proud’. (lol)
He eventually makes his escape, because that’s just too much foreplay, lol.
Later in the evening, Serch brings Ghostface Killa to the Fembassy and Nicky loses her mind at seeing the Wu legend. His advice to them is surprisingly lame tame, “it’s like, yo, you better pray. Just have confidence”
The ladies test their lyrics on him and he is impressed by Lionezz’.
Enough of that though, it’s Elimination time and Byata is looking forward to it because she’s “tired of these stubborn bitches”
Eliminations
At elimination, Serch tells the ladies this week they learnt what it’s like to live in a man’s world, and now they must write and rap a 16 bar verse on ‘If women ruled the World’.
All four ladies are pretty good; especially Miss Cherry whose rhyme is raw and emotional. But, only Bree seems to have understood the topic.
During deliberations YoYo says Byata dominates the stage and was impressed by Miss Cherry, but she thought she was off-topic.
Serch disagrees and interprets her rhyme as going inward, an ode to commanding herself, as it were.
They are both declared safe, which leaves Lionezz and Bree.
Serch says Bree’s opening was good but she didn’t close; but, although he thinks Lionezz has improved he tells her to step-off and eliminates her.
So that’s that, we are now down to 7; let’s see what happens next week, or alternatively, you can read about it here.
Thanks for reading.
Cheers.
Pictures courtesy Rich at VH1
Dead @ the first paragraph lmao. But good recap though.
Yep Yep…
I hope you’re rested and ready for Monday; you gotta do your best work for that pivotal Episode.
I told you I’m finishin all my work this weekend so I can be ready for Monday.
Well, I hope you kill your work so you’ll be in the right frame of mind.
I mean, you have got Sinceer to beat up on and it seems you really do dislike the way she behaves.
I do dislike Sinceer very much. People like her just piss me off so much. It’s ok to not like people but to act one way around some people and another way around others is just completely fake to me. I say mean things about people but I will also defend that same person if I feel that that person is being offended in some kind of way.
But, it’s a show!
Doesn’t that count for something; as an excuse perhaps?
No. It would only be an exucse if she exercised her right to stfu after the show ended. Her behavior on the show is bad but that’s expected. The running her damn mouth calling everyone men and dumb ass hoes 4 months after the show ended says that she’s a bitter bitch holding a fucking grudge for bitches more irrelevant than she is.
steups one thing i can say about the woman’s on miss rap supreme they all look Fugly looking for real are they lesbian’s
Oh heck, lol.
Well I don’t dislike her, she looks too good in those tight, short, mini-dresses, for me to dislike her.
So I guess there will be no more I love money updates huh
I wonder if that is do to lack of infomation from VH1 or the laziness of a certain bootleg trini blogger
Dude, I never say women are ugly, but this lot ain’t pretty at all.
If I were forced to, I’d probably shag Chiba; but that’s it.
Lady Twist? I’d take too long to find her vagina and lose my erection, lol.
Cherry looks too damn muscular.
Byata is gay as fuck with her Robin Hood outfits.
Bree? Nah, that girl is too small. I’d feel like a peado.
Rece is just too damn messy.
You are a man and since you have actually managed to get past her enormous mass of advertising space on her head you are just enthralled by the rest of her body.
Jane, it’s July, whaddaya want to know, lol?
*DEAD* @ all that.
Girl behave, lol.
Foreheads don’t bother me at all. I just imagine seeing my face in her forehead as she, err, you know….(wink wink)
Can you a least find out the list of contestants
the list from wiki has changed to many times for me to trust it.
Ugh. That’s just nasty man. I don’t even know what you looks like and none of that visual is pretty.
Ok, I’ll pester a confirmed contestant some more; but she’s getting fed-up with me.
You see, the thing is, VH1 won’t give me info because they don’t want anything out there yet, and I don’t have a good rapport with the Rock of Love women or the ILNY men.
So I am royally fucked.
It’s a man thing, ‘Matic.
A big forehead has its benefits.
And as you admitted, her body is crazy.
I’m just mad because I don’t have a body.
” or the ILNY men.”
that’s cause you chose to hate on damm near all of them and the one you really should have hated on you gave a free pass.
Enigmatic why do dislike Sinceer if you were a dude you wound like her to Because you know she have a good forehead on her shoulders LMFAO
Thanks for your encouragement, Jane, lol.
Why don’t you hook me up?
‘Matic, I don’t have a body either; but I hope to pick one up at the pub tonight, lmao.
Hahahahahahaha….Pimpboy, lol.
Dude, you say some of the funniest, corniest stuff ever, lol.
I hate Sinceer because she is like females who have not been kind to me in the past and I’m taking all that freshly dug up anger out on her.
whatever you can do the contestants list or not its your choice
I’m done asking
‘Matic, no one believes you.
You’re the type who makes girls cry in the cafeteria.
I’ll do it Jane; you are a priority around here.
At least we can see who’s on that poster.
Lemme go look-see and make a note of them.
E-mail me. I’m not gonna talk about this any more on the board.
later steupz
Hey, don’t go!
why not?
Because I don’t want you to; and I am asking you not to.
Let’s figure out who’s on the poster.
I saw 12 pack
real and chance
and I think boston
I cannot figure out who 12 pack is kissing
I see Megan, Cheesy, Midget Mac, 12 Pack, The Entertainer, and possibly Toasteee.
Heather is also confirmed.
That’s 7.
Ohh that’s Real and Chance?
I thought that guy was Cheesey, but maybe it is Boston.
Well that’s Megan kissing 12 Pack, I think.
Who’s the brunette, karate-kicking?
so steups Which one of These Broke ass loser’s from the i’m Broke and i need the money Challenge Show who do you think is gonna win this shit
So that’s
Midget Mac
1) Real
2) Chance
3) 12 Pack
4) The Entertainer
5) Mr. Boston
6) Megan
7) Heather
I am not sure about Toassteee again, because the poster says ‘Rock of Love’ girls.
I think I see Destiney on that poster too.
LOL pimpboy
Pimp, I have a gut feeling The entertainer wins it.
I like the ‘new’ name.
Destiney is 9.
I think I read somewhere she is not a ‘real’ contestant; more like a guest-star.
I can see the entertainer winning it, because he would go all out to win, I mean the guy did suck NY’s toes
Hahahaha, that was a gutsy move.
And he kinda stood up to his mother for her, too.
Whom else from ILNY 2 can you see making it?
We’ve only got two so far?
I hope to Yahweh they don’t bring Buddha.
I love money is going to be awesome
the hookups
the fights
the backstabbing
I can’t wait
There has to be a black-woman; if only for shame.
The guys from ILNY 2 sucked except for Midget Mac. He was cool. All the rest of them sucked.
please buddha’s ego tells me he’s too “big”
to go on the show even though he’s unemployed with no prospects
I hope they don’t bring ‘It’, ‘Matic.
Lmao, how do you know he is unemployed?
Isn’t he a personal trainer/actor?
Oh lawd. It was retarded. I think I would be rendered physically unable to write recaps because I would sure spend at least 20 minutes laughing at his retarded ass.
Is that really Toasteee, on the right-side?
I doubt it. She’s a FOL girl.
I thought he was a life coach/motivational speaker
And why are all the women in bikinis? Lol.
Don’t BS me…Buddha is a life-coach, hahahaha.
Yeah that fool said he was a life coach
I read a joke somewhere, someone wrote that if one of buddha’s clients wanted to jump off a building buddha would be behind them yelling “JUMP BITCH”
LOL hahaha
hahahahahahaha!!!
Let’s all hope that Buddha and Sinceer never meet each other ever.
Lol, you know, they kinda resemble, ‘Matic.
what’s the deal with sinceer
I hate Sinceer and Buddha and plenty of other people from these shows. I got a whole list of them. Those 2 just annoy me more than ever now.
‘Matic the Hater.
Speaking of, I am tryna get Hazel Eyez to do a weekly ‘hater-post’.
Hopefully she agrees to…
Jane, I like her. That’s one sexy-ass mommy.
She must have adopted those two kids.
how you feel about whiteboy?
anon I was asking you how you feel about whiteboy?
I don’t like the word hater. I prefer the word dissenter or an angry thought specialist.
On Entertainer’s Top peeps on MySpace, he has
1) Cheezy
2) 12 Pack
3) Heather
4) Wolf
Whadday’all think of that?
And why do he and I share beaute de chocolat on our Top List?
Whiteboy is just Whiteboy. I don’t see how my mom and her best friend think that he is good looking. He didn’t do anything but curse punk bitch ass Tango out 1 time. I can’t even say anything about him because he didn’t do anything.
Oh fuck, Toasteee and Pumkin are also on the show!!!
Uhmmn, ‘Matic?
What’s with the random whiteboy comment?
Jane asked me about him. I’m just saying that he wasn’t all that memorable to me and I don’t see what makes him attractive.
Anon
I think that’s a good thing because he flew under the rader all the way to the top four but he did’nt embarrass himself or his peoples
Oh shiat, I totally missed that question, lol.
heyy guys.. long time no see.. lol.. but steupz- do you think byata is seriously a lesbian?? lol at your “robin hood” comment
That’s the best way to get far in my opinion but all that evasive and silent crap goes only so far with a woman like NY.
Amanda, school keeping you busy, uh?
She better be a lesbian; because her man is desperately unlucky if she isn’t.
Look at her whole attitude, it’s so manly.
Real looks aged, it must have been the mexican sun on him for so long
and its whiteboys swagger that makes him attractive.. its something about his prescense.. but steups you gotta hook me up with whiteboys contact info- if you have any- my best friend is in love with him and i told her i would try..
Who’s that girl behind Real? Anyone knows?
Might be a VH1 person.
Oh goodness. That might be 12 pack kissing Heather in that poster. The woman had long ass extensions in her hair.
yeah school can be a drag.. im in that transition phase where im done taking the bullshit classes and need to get the show on the road.. lol but this show should have been hitched like 2 years ago..
I have never seen that woman behind Real before.
but i need to go to bed.. steupz ill talk to you later
Yep Amanda, you’re at that stage where guys see a woman with potential and try to get them pregnant to ruin their lives, SMH.
‘Matic, you called it…I think you’re right; that’s Heather.
I gotta go to steupz
later Anon
Groovy just told me a tornado is headed right for her.
Say a prayer if y’all can.
Laterz, Jane.
I should be off too; I should have been at the pub already.
That’s just disgusting the 2 of them.
That’s what you are, love, an angry thought specialist.
Amanda, that’s a negative.
I’d never do your friend that wickedness, lol.
I missed quite a few comments.
‘Matic, Jane, Amanda and Pimp; nice chatting with y’all.
‘Matic, as usual I’ll try to hit you up on the phone and probably forget to.
Get to those papers and study.
Laterz.
Bye, I’m on the last paragraph anyway.
hey steupz
Hey…
Mornin’ peeps.
i might attend the flavor of love reunion just to let them hoes know what i said in my videos i can say to their faces
Attending alone?
You might need company.