Aurelius’ Flavor of Love Recap: Episode 12
…a minute later.
Aye, so we’re caught up now, it’s the video recap for Episode 12.
This is a pivotal Episode because the loser, Thing 2, misses out on the Paris trip.
Well, that’s what supposed to happen, but everyone expects Thing 2 to turn up in France, regardless.
My guess is, Flav feels sorry for her and takes her to Paris but does not take her back as a contestant.
But anyway, let’s revisit Episode 12 where Black, Seezinz and Sinceer are selected as the Final 3; and the parents visit the mansion.
Oh, Aurelius, get a haircut dude. That thing is shambolic.
Lmfao… perfect use of the double-negative.
Are you gonna see ‘Iron Man’?
No. I haven’t gone to see a movie in 5 years and I’m not planning to start doing it.
♪ Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away
Mama oooh oooh-ooooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters ♫
OMG, that means, that means, that means…you’ve missed out on the Lord of the Ring trilogy and the Harry Potter movies.
(( slaps sides of head ))
Madness!!!
That would be correct.
What else have you missed out on, homey?
Were you in on capri pants?
Have you missed skinny jeans?
Did baby-doll tops not introduce herself?
This is madness x 3!!!
Um, yea…I missed out on all of that.
So you just run around in Charlie’s Angels tight t-shirts and bell-bottom jeans, uh?
No. I’m too small to wear tight clothes.
♪ Forget laps you betta lay tracks
Cuz I’ll run a train on both y’all backs
Dis brotha won’t hit? I already had ya
Hit it so hard you must have amnesia
Cut the corners? Is your brain waves on delay
I hit the corners, made your vagina a free-way
After me all the brothas on the block came inside
But my shit is like cocaine, can’t repeat the first time
Cuz I got it like that my flow is unique
Hit you a change-up as if I’m Mystique
Turn blue/black just like the weather
Play five innings then make it rain on ya
Enough to get the W and pad my stats
Take all o dem points you had on the rack
Leave you clothes-less before I drop the chorus
Here take my card, go Neiman Marcus
And take the cell, Motorola Diamond clip
Tell CC your name changed to Steupz-Tric ♫
LOL steups you got lyrics
I get you…so you drop the hoodie over a baggy T, with Gap jeans one size too big.
Yep Pimp, I’m copy pasting from a site I battled some people on.
Wooooooooooooooooow @ them lyrics smh.
I wear Baby Phat jeans, Gap jeans are too short for my legs but otherwise that would be my wardrobe……still dead @ those lyrics.
♪ Yeah I’m hurt, but I can take a punch
Ain’t no shame takin an eight-count
But before I cut you, some shit needs explainin’
I never scratch, sista, this brotha got trainin’
See I was born in wealth, silver spoon in my mouth
Went to Public School, and the best Uni in the South
Of England, the country where I grew up
The only thing I know is being on top
So when you get at me you can only equalize
A moment of glory before your demise
Victory for you will always be denied
I’m a legend, an original, like Kentucky Fried
So you fool yourself that victory is at hand
I’m Diddy in this shit, you just makin’ the band
Geppetto? Come on; who you think you foolin’
Stop tellin those lies, your nose is growin’
And tell your cousin go sleep or eat a sandwich
Cuz evidently English ain’t her first language
Stevie Wonder with a blindfold could see
The depth of my lyrical wizardry
And dead at you callin them peoples at your crib
When we know it’s bill collectors callin’ first dibs
That’s what’s up, you want your debt to stop
Battlin me with flops to commit suicide by cop
Girl don’t crave the fame of my bullet on your chest
Find a sucka somewhere else or kill yo damn self ♫
steups here my lyris but i Stoled this one [Intro]
I just wanna tell you you’re special..
You know i meet a lot of beautiful women..
But you.. You make me feel good..
So Good..
It’s hard to describe you ya know..
It’s everything about you i mean.. damn!
You make me feel good..!!
[Chorus]
When i’m gone girl i miss you, when i’m at home i get with ya
I be right back in NYC, be my part time loverr..
I keep a smile on your face, and bring you jewels when you thinkin’ that
At least when you thinkin’ of me, be my part time loverr..
Me i’m gon’ do my thang, so you can go do your thang
You wanna f**k ‘um it’s aight with me, be my part time loverr..
She likes you, like i like you
I’m aight with her, she aight with me, be my part time loverr..
[Verse 1]
Its more than your body baby damn its your brain
You make me wanna kiss you like Baby kiss Wayne
and make you call me daddy like Baby do Wayne
Damn that shit sounds gay, its insane
I guess that’s the price the lil nigga pays for fame
But baby dim the lights now, here more my lifestyle
I had to be sexual, I wanna get next to you,
I may be get in to you, that’s what finna do
Girl you in my house, my tongue in your mouth
My fourplay better then ok, no dought
We got our own thing, see you are my bitch
Just don’t ask question about Ciara and shit
You saw the video, you heard the radio
They said its me and C, you want it to be you and me
That was jus a rumor, come and gimme kisses
Then clean this place up, go on and wash the dishes
[Chorus]
When i’m gone girl i miss you, when i’m at home i get with ya
I be right back in NYC, be my part time loverr..
I keep a smile on your face, and bring you jewels when you thinkin’ that
At least when you thinkin’ of me, be my part time loverr..
Me i’m gon’ do my thang, so you can go do your thang
You wanna f**k ‘um it’s aight with me, be my part time loverr..
She likes you, like i like you
I’m aight with her, she aight with me, be my part time loverr..
[Verse 2]
Girl your ass fat like Joe, you real sweet like Ja
Say some fly shit and ima black your f**kin eye
Fab said your pussy and made him better
So assumin you a hustla and you get that chedda
Go suck it like superhead, deep throat that super dick
Then come back with big bread, see you’s a trooper kid
T-Pain must be psychic he saying what I think
Im by the bar now bitch buy me a drink
Go on and wipe me down, I bet you like me now
Mo then you eva did this is real shit (Ay Bay Bay)
This is why Im hot, yea this is why Im hot
We can party like a rockstar nonstop
Here’s what she told ya boy, she likes that soulja boy
She cranked up the ten, cruisin in the benz
I thought you changed girl, but you the same girl
Usher and R. Kelly you had the best of both worlds
[Chorus]
When i’m gone girl i miss you, when i’m at home i get with ya
I be right back in NYC, be my part time loverr..
I keep a smile on your face, and bring you jewels when you thinkin’ that
At least when you thinkin’ of me, be my part time loverr..
Me i’m gon’ do my thang, so you can go do your thang
You wanna f**k ‘um it’s aight with me, be my part time loverr..
She likes you, like i like you
I’m aight with her, she aight with me, be my part time loverr..
I only need your love part time.. be my part time loverr..
ya know..
Some men require love from 9 to 5..
I require love from 12 to 4..
12 at night to 4 in the morning.. and then we leave the hotel..
Its short stay baby..
Its 50..
Im fellin to move to Atlanta man..
Pack my bags.. Take my solders wit me..
You know Ima feel like hip hop is seen down dere..
Oh because I run New York.. I told you..
Baby Phat are nice..
The only pants that come in my size and long enough for me without getting the extra long inseam.
Is that 50 cent or Bow Wow, lol?
7even jeans can hook you up, too. And they look good on thin women.
50 how did you know steups LOL
♪ I’ma open a portal on my Ouija board
To silence a mortal who stepped to a God
I’ll take this challenge as heaven sent
Reintroduce this world to Clark Kent
Stash away the cape, the chest of steel
Battle as a man, allow myself to feel
Rage and anger, hatred and disdain
To better enjoy your sufferin’ and pain
I laugh when you boast that the takeover is set
Cuz youza rookie of the year but the year ain’t done yet
I take you seriously but you’re really pure comedy
Me be a legend you a wannabe somebody
Comparing yourself to Evander, Tyson and Ali
Faking as if this is When Harry met Sally
For this, I stripped away all my powers?
Lyrical drips vs Lyrical showers
Lady, I’ma speak frankly cuz I’m very blunt
You’ve had better flow at your time of the month
Do your clap clap, call Tric and go get her
Cuz like BET shows, you can do better ♫
It read like 50 plus I heard he’s serving Ciara, SMH.
She must be real lonely to get with 50.
I can afford to spend all that money on pants and I don’t like how they look.
So you never heard of Marshalls?
You can get a decent pair for 25 bucks.
Ohhh, I get it; you’re a designer chick who likes her shit, current. I get you; I knew you were a phoney. A slave to fashion, lol.