Aurelius’ Flavor of Love Recap: Episode 12
…a minute later.
Aye, so we’re caught up now, it’s the video recap for Episode 12.
This is a pivotal Episode because the loser, Thing 2, misses out on the Paris trip.
Well, that’s what supposed to happen, but everyone expects Thing 2 to turn up in France, regardless.
My guess is, Flav feels sorry for her and takes her to Paris but does not take her back as a contestant.
But anyway, let’s revisit Episode 12 where Black, Seezinz and Sinceer are selected as the Final 3; and the parents visit the mansion.
Oh, Aurelius, get a haircut dude. That thing is shambolic.
Seezinz hit her peak in Episode 12
The Marshalls around here don’t carry stuff in my size. Trust me, I buy all my clothes on sale.
But, doesn’t it stand to reason you cannot be all that thin if they are all out of stock?
You’ve got to be the most sold size… a 4,5, or 6.
I’m a size 1 most stores start selling stuff in size 4,5, and 6.
Oh gosh…yep yep, that’s thin!
Buying pants sucks for me and the designers are lying to people. Some size 1 pants are too big and I just have to deal with the baggy look, some fit ok, and the rare size 1’s that are too small for me just really piss me off and I just have to give them to my mom to wear.
♪ Kid, I’m huntin all the bitches you ride with
‘Specially the northern nitwit, your fellow dipshit
The twit wit no tit
Who knows I’m not to fuck wit
So git before I write a prescript to make you gag on my fist,
Bitch.
You been givin’ me shade cuz you know you bitch made
Like yo played out fade
Get yo ass in a gay parade befo ah dunk you like Dewayne Wade
Yo style gets a D grade, cuz I call a spade, a spade
And yo ass is in need of a trade or an upgrade
When you reply you better cum hood
Cuz I cum hard with the wood like I am fucking Megan Goode, yo,
When I battled it’s alone I stood
Like a real man should
Like you wish you could, but never would. So…
Stop, stay, pause and freeze before ah give you Gotti mafia teas
I’m your worst disease
Fuck you up if you dare to sneeze
Shed your limbs like autumn leaves
Print my timbs all up your sleeves and shove mah dick in the mouth of your Meez, son ♫
Da hell, your moms is a 1?
Why? Lmfao.
I don’t know why. She is just smaller than I am. That’s why I will never be able to get up to 120. If she can’t make it to 100 then there’s no hope for me.
Your moms a little-person?
Aren’t you supposed to get fatter as you age?
Everyone else in my family except for her gained weight after they had kids. It just didn’t happen for her.
Well that should encourage you (to have kids), lol.
No it doesn’t. Kids aren’t worth it especially when it’s a very good chance that I still won’t gain any extra weight. I do not want to have any kids ever.
(( rolls eyes ))
Can you dance ‘Matic?
Well, I mean.
she all mine steups Can you guess who she is
Oh dang, I found the Kes Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh shit, Pimp…you hit the jackpot with that hottie.
No I can’t dance.
Pimp, how many kittens you killed to nab that honey?
I get you ‘Matic; most model-types can’t dance.
Whatever man. It’s just that I don’t know how to do things that involve having fun.
hahahahaha!
Girl, you’re too crazy.
I’m serious. I don’t do anything fun. That just doesn’t register with me.
steups Do you know how many years i had to run down for that woman Four Year from beginning she did not give me the time of day
Talking to me isn’t fun?
(( sigh ))
Four years? Only a degree is worth waiting four years for, lol.
So what did you do to finally get noticed, mate?