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I’ve considered doing a Top 10 list for Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York for a while now; and today seems as good a time as any.

We’ll start with the Flavor of Love, and having discussed it with ‘Matic, Elle and a special guest-writer, the Top 10 virtually picks itself.
But the moments that did not make the list, reveals just how entertaining this series was…

Here’s what didn’t make the list.
You won’t see Beautuful’s herpes sore, the first appearance of Sister Patterson, Rain going mental on the bus, Flav and Hoopz’ break-up at the Reunion, or Buckwild throwing a shoe that just misses Lala and New York.

So what made the list?
Let’s find out…

10) Flav eliminates Hotlanta (Flavor of Love 3)

At elimination flav gives all the girls clocks except for Luscious D and Hotlanta.
To the chagrin of all the girls -and horny men, Flav sends Luscious D home and tells Hotlanta that he is not broke and the house is his (yeah right), in response to statements she made earlier.

Flav tells her that he is the only one in charge of his finances and instructs Hotlanta to come get her clock, but he then tells her that her time is up and to take her clock and leave.
(Still lmbao @ this)

9) New York moons Flav (Flavor of Love 2)

Flavor Flav dumps New York for the second time on the Flavor of Love 2 Finale. A clearly hurt New York asks, rhetorically, “why did you bring me back here then!?”
With no answer forthcoming, she turns around, bends over and flashes her thonged-ass at Flav.

8 ) New York bitch-slaps Pumkin, almost. (Flavor of Love Reunion)

This should be more aptly named New York at the Reunion Show. New York enters the Reunion stage in a classic Egyptian pose with a hint of Naomi Campbell’s catwalk and delivers classic line after line.
“You know what? My ass been on pause; but I’m finna press play in a fuckin’ millisecond!”

I ain’t going to spit because I got way more motherfuckin’ class than you.”, New York tells Pumkin “but you know what? I am however gonna bitch-slap your ass”. She attempts a back-hand slap that is just blocked by Big Rick.
In the melee New York’s breasts (the original pair) are exposed.

7) Saaphyri fights H-Town (Flavor of Love 2)

Funniest. Scene. Ever. Not the fight itself; that was just a coupla whores fighting over a bed. But what happened afterwards will live on in reality TV infamy. After Saaphyri kicked H-Town’s ass, Big Rick calls the girls in to discuss the issue with Flav. While they were waiting, Saaphyri says a prayer that God Himself pissed himself laughing when He heard it: “Lord, please forgive me for kickin’ this bitch’s ass, Lord. Lord, please stop me from kickin’ this bitch’s ass again, Lord.” When H-Town asked her if she must do that out loud, Saaphyri answered with, “Gurl, you better stop interruptin’ my prayer before God directs me to whoop your ass. Want some lip chap?”

Saaphyri can come kick my ass all she wants, as long as she prays like that afterwards. And yes, I’d love some lip chap. Watermelon, please. And maybe a hoodie on the side…

6) Hottie microwaves a raw chicken (Flavor of Love 1)

Faced with the challenge of preparing friend chicken for Flav and his mom, Hottie asks if she can have the chicken catered because she does not know how to cook but is shot down.
With time running out, Hottie decides to prepare a vegetarian chicken. She adorns (sodomizes) the chicken with fresh carrots, pineapple slices, bean roots and other fresh vegetables. As the other girls look on with utter disdain, Hottie places the chicken in the microwave and hits the “Chicken” button, assuming the microwave would efficiently cook the chicken
Finally Flav gets to Hottie’s dish, which is the last… when he opens the lid, he recoils in absolute horror as this monstrosity of a chicken is revealed to him and his mother; raw. Flav chastises the girl but never learns until much later, who prepared the chicken.

Read Pt2.