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Here we are with 3 ladies left; Black, Seezinz and Sinceer sharing a toast with Flav for getting through another round of Eliminations. After the dust settles, Seezinz taunts Sinceer about her backstabbing Thing 2 and now feeling guilty about it.

Sinceer immediately gets defensive and starts flailing in a childlike manner saying she did not come on the show to be friends with anyone. After a few minutes of Seezinz and Sinceer exchanging words, the argument abruptly ends with Seezinz claiming that Sinceer had bad breath (LMAO).

The next morning, Flav and the girls head off to Cannes, France and they arrive at Hotel 3.14. A man speaking French greets them and everyone nods and smiles to try to be respectful. (Obviously VH1 doesn’t have any French speakers because they made up captions saying “Yeah Boooyyyeeee!” and “The rooms are stocked full of Hennessy.”) Escorted to their rooms, the girls are obviously impressed by both the room, and the gifts they receive.

The next morning, Flav arranges for the girls to have breakfast together without him, so that they have an opportunity to talk to each other (Flav didn’t come up with this idea). When the topic of being attracted to Flav comes up, Black and Sinceer admit that they feel a connection to him; while Seezinz says she felt no sparks with Flav when they first kissed (Big mistake).

Sinceer says Seezinz doesn’t deserve to be there if she feels she has no connection with Flav. Next, the conversation turns to how the ladies view one another as competition. Black answers that she feels she has no competition and that she doesn’t have to fight for Flav’s attention because he comes to her already. This answer really upsets Seezinz and Sinceer.

Later that day, Flav takes all of the girls on a 100ft yacht. Flav and Black begin to make-out which seriously disgusts Sinceer. Flav now wants to go swimming and Seezinz and Black happily oblige while Sinceer looks on in opposition. Black thinks that it is a bad idea for Sinceer to just look on while they swim because she thinks that they are all supposed to do what Flav wants them to do (You would really do whatever he says?)

Black then uses Sinceer’s hesitancy to swim, as an opportunity to kiss Flav some more. When they get out of the water to have lunch Flav asks all of the girls if he made a mistake about eliminating Thing 2; admitting he was hurt by her reaction to his decision.
Sinceer doesn’t understand why Flav would bring up Thing 2 at lunch (I’m assuming that this is our foreshadowed omen for the week). After lunch, Flav tells the girls that he wants them to get dressed so that he can take them to a ’soiree.’

Upon arriving at this ’soiree,’ Black notices all of the people present, are old (Hmm, the first thing I noticed was that there were no black people there). The emcee of the event introduces Flav as rap superstar MC Hammer but it was in French so Flav didn’t catch the gaffe (Well, I guess you could get them confused. I mean they both are black, broke, dumb as hell and extremely played out). Flav and the girls start dancing (more like the girls humping and grinding on Flav) while the other patrons look on in horror. But everyone still had a good time.

At dinner Flav asks Black why she thinks she should win the competition. Black says that she should win because she is feeling Flav the most. Sinceer cuts in and accuses Black of falling for Flav too fast and urges Flav to think about Black’s ex who constantly referred to her as a ‘psycho stalker.’
Flav says he hopes Black isn’t a jealous woman because he constantly has women throwing themselves at him and his woman needs to be able to deal with that (I would like to see some of these broke down, crackhead looking ass blind groupie hoes so I can confirm this theory).

Seezinz then asks Flav for a nightcap because she said that she has never had one with Flav before. Flav obliges and they leave Sinceer and Black to look at each other at the table. Sinceer is absolutely jealous about the fact that Seezinz is having alone-time with Flav.

In Flav’s room, Flav and Seezinz kiss and Seezinz describes the feeling as having sexual chemistry (Wait…so you feel no sparks but you feel sexual chemistry?)
The moment is interrupted, as there is a loud knock on the door. Flav opens the door to find the person standing there is none other than Sinceer. Sinceer invites herself in and says she really needs to talk to Flav, and Flav ends up sending a stunned Seezinz back to her room.

In the confessional, Flav says that all he and Sinceer did that night was “conversate” (I hope that to ‘conversate’ means to just kiss like we saw and not mean ‘chunking’ because that would be nasty).

Meanwhile, in her room, Seezinz is still upset that Sinceer stole Flav away from her and Black urges her to just go back, but when Seezinz goes back to Flav’s room, no one answers her knocks or bell-ringing.

The next morning, Sinceer takes her ‘walk of shame’ (or pride if you are used to that kind of thing) back to the room and is greeted by Black who jokingly asks where she was last night.
Sinceer says she went to visit Flav, with a look of utter satisfaction (and other emotions that I can’t name because I never felt it before) on her face. In the confessional Sinceer exclaims that Black is just a ‘jealous psycho bitch.’

Next, Flav sends the girls a note saying there will be 3 dates today; one for an hour, one for 30 minutes and one for 15 minutes and the girls themselves, must choose who gets to go on each date. The girls all decide that Seezinz will get the hour date, Black will get the half-hour date and Sinceer will get the 15-minute date.

Sinceer’s date is first, and Flav wants to use all the dates as opportunities to learn more about the French culture (Finally, this show is beginning to address the damage that our IQ scores have taken after 3 seasons of this).

Flav and Sinceer get a lesson in Wine and Cheese tasting. Flav says he loves cheese but both Flav and Sinceer think that the cheese is smelly and horrible tasting. Flav says that the cheese was good and bad at the same time and that it smelled worse than Shy’s breath (DEAD).
Sinceer uses this short amount of time to tell Flav that Black asked of her whereabouts from the previous night, adding that Black only did this because she is jealous and she falls for guys way too fast.

Black gets the second date and all Flav really wants to do is question her about what he heard from Sinceer. Flav says that the situation with Black strongly resembles what he went through with New York and Flav chastises Black, letting her know it is none of her business whom he spends time with.

Black is upset and disappointed and tries to tell Flav she was just joking with Sinceer because she already knew that Sinceer spent the night with Flav. Flav says that she still doesn’t need to know about what he is doing with other girls and he leaves Black alone at the table.

Black storms back to the room to confront Sinceer about twisting her words, and they argue.
Black accuses Sinceer of being desperate and fake, while Sinceer says that Black is a jealous girl that wants to be ‘black’. Black then turns to Seezinz to say that she is taking her date because she needs the time with Flav (WTF? You can’t just be jackin’ dates like that). Seezinz says that she is not giving up her date for anyone.

When it is time for Seezinz’ date, all 3 girls show up at Flav’s door. Seezinz says that she is there for her date and Black tries to protest that she wants to take the date because she needs time with Flav.
Sinceer’s position is Black already had her date and that it’s unfair for her to get 2 dates.

Flav stops the fight and only says that Sinceer and Black already had their dates so now it’s time for Seezinz to have hers. Once alone, Flav says that he has arranged for them to have a French-speaking lesson. The lesson goes awkwardly well, because the words Flav is learning seem to come out as a string of sexually explicit words that could only be understood in English.

Back at the room, Black tells Sinceer that she was shady about what she told Flav on her date. Sinceer gets defensive and says that she told Flav those things because that is what she is observing and she believes that she was only informing Flav of the truth. The subject quickly changes as Black states that Seezinz only wanted the hour date because she (Seezinz) said that she felt like she was going to get eliminated. Meanwhile, Flav tells Seezinz that he is glad that he got to spend the most time with her and that he is glad that she is stepping up in the competition.

As Seezinz leaves Flav’s room and heads towards hers, Black is heading in the opposite direction towards Flav’s.
Black goes to see Flav and she tells him that Seezinz isn’t sharing a connection with him, and that she only wanted the longest date because she thought that she was going to get eliminated anyway (All this backstabbing is pissing me off. These bitches are getting too thirsty).

Flav tells Black to go get Seezinz and to come back with her. Once they come back, Flav asks Seezinz if she feels that she is only there to keep up drama with Sinceer, and if she said that she wanted to go home. Seezinz agrees that the statement is slightly true about being there for the drama aspect but that she never said that she wanted to go home. Black says Seezinz did say she wanted to go home but Flav stops the argument and says that he will see them both at the elimination ceremony.

Thinking to himself, Flav says he is very disappointed with his remaining choices. He says he has a psycho stalker (Black), a drama queen (Seezinz), and a girl who likes to pick fights (Sinceer) (This elimination decision is supposed to be very clear right?). Flav then makes a phone call to Big Rick (Meaning VH1 production staff).

Elimination

The girls now prepare themselves for elimination.
Sinceer is confident and thinks that she will be staying, but Seezinz is nervous and regrets saying she was only staying in the competition to keep up drama.

Once they all get in the limo, Black notes the silence among the ladies, but doesn’t care and silently hopes that Sinceer goes home.

At the elimination ceremony, Flav address all of the girls… Black seems jealous, he says, and that worries him very much. He then tells Sinceer that since they have arrived in France, they have only gotten closer and he tells Seezinz that he was feeling her and that she would have never gotten this far if she were only there to keep up drama.

Flav wastes no time by telling Seezinz that her time is up, and that he made a mistake by bringing her to France. A very upset Seezinz (Autumn Joi) cries and says that he should have not kept Sinceer over her and that he should watch his back.

Flav then address his 2 finalists and is not done yet. He tells them that he is a magician and that he is going to perform a magic trick for them (LOL WTF?)
Black and Sinceer look very confused at this moment as Flav picks up a cane and starts twirling it around while he babbles the words ‘Alakazam, Alakazoo’, come forth Thing 2!’
Thing 2 then steps out of the tent placed behind Flav and they share a kiss.

Sinceer is shocked that Thing 2 has returned and Black is nervous because she thinks that Thing 2’s presence may jeopardize her chances of winning the competition, but then again she might be an ally against Sinceer.
Flav tells Black and Sinceer that Thing 2 will resume her place in the competition (Karma is a bitch).

He then tells all three girls that his plans for the rest of the trip only includes 2 girls and that one girl will be eliminated the next morning. So now we are left hanging with 3 girls going into the finale and we all have to wait 2 weeks to find out what happens.






Pics courtesy: VH1 blog