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‘Matic’s Flavor of Love Recap: Seezinz change (Episode 13)
Here we are with 3 ladies left; Black, Seezinz and Sinceer sharing a toast with Flav for getting through another round of Eliminations. After the dust settles, Seezinz taunts Sinceer about her backstabbing Thing 2 and now feeling guilty about it.
Sinceer immediately gets defensive and starts flailing in a childlike manner saying she did not come on the show to be friends with anyone. After a few minutes of Seezinz and Sinceer exchanging words, the argument abruptly ends with Seezinz claiming that Sinceer had bad breath (LMAO).
The next morning, Flav and the girls head off to Cannes, France and they arrive at Hotel 3.14. A man speaking French greets them and everyone nods and smiles to try to be respectful. (Obviously VH1 doesn’t have any French speakers because they made up captions saying “Yeah Boooyyyeeee!” and “The rooms are stocked full of Hennessy.”) Escorted to their rooms, the girls are obviously impressed by both the room, and the gifts they receive.
The next morning, Flav arranges for the girls to have breakfast together without him, so that they have an opportunity to talk to each other (Flav didn’t come up with this idea). When the topic of being attracted to Flav comes up, Black and Sinceer admit that they feel a connection to him; while Seezinz says she felt no sparks with Flav when they first kissed (Big mistake).
Sinceer says Seezinz doesn’t deserve to be there if she feels she has no connection with Flav. Next, the conversation turns to how the ladies view one another as competition. Black answers that she feels she has no competition and that she doesn’t have to fight for Flav’s attention because he comes to her already. This answer really upsets Seezinz and Sinceer.
Later that day, Flav takes all of the girls on a 100ft yacht. Flav and Black begin to make-out which seriously disgusts Sinceer. Flav now wants to go swimming and Seezinz and Black happily oblige while Sinceer looks on in opposition. Black thinks that it is a bad idea for Sinceer to just look on while they swim because she thinks that they are all supposed to do what Flav wants them to do (You would really do whatever he says?)
Black then uses Sinceer’s hesitancy to swim, as an opportunity to kiss Flav some more. When they get out of the water to have lunch Flav asks all of the girls if he made a mistake about eliminating Thing 2; admitting he was hurt by her reaction to his decision.
Sinceer doesn’t understand why Flav would bring up Thing 2 at lunch (I’m assuming that this is our foreshadowed omen for the week). 
After lunch, Flav tells the girls that he wants them to get dressed so that he can take them to a ’soiree.’
Upon arriving at this ’soiree,’ Black notices all of the people present, are old (Hmm, the first thing I noticed was that there were no black people there). The emcee of the event introduces Flav as rap superstar MC Hammer but it was in French so Flav didn’t catch the gaffe (Well, I guess you could get them confused. I mean they both are black, broke, dumb as hell and extremely played out). Flav and the girls start dancing (more like the girls humping and grinding on Flav) while the other patrons look on in horror. But everyone still had a good time.
At dinner Flav asks Black why she thinks she should win the competition. Black says that she should win because she is feeling Flav the most. Sinceer cuts in and accuses Black of falling for Flav too fast and urges Flav to think about Black’s ex who constantly referred to her as a ‘psycho stalker.’
Flav says he hopes Black isn’t a jealous woman because he constantly has women throwing themselves at him and his woman needs to be able to deal with that (I would like to see some of these broke down, crackhead looking ass blind groupie hoes so I can confirm this theory).
Seezinz then asks Flav for a nightcap because she said that she has never had one with Flav before. Flav obliges and they leave Sinceer and Black to look at each other at the table. Sinceer is absolutely jealous about the fact that Seezinz is having alone-time with Flav.
In Flav’s room, Flav and Seezinz kiss and Seezinz describes the feeling as having sexual chemistry (Wait…so you feel no sparks but you feel sexual chemistry?)
The moment is interrupted, as there is a loud knock on the door. Flav opens the door to find the person standing there is none other than Sinceer. Sinceer invites herself in and says she really needs to talk to Flav, and Flav ends up sending a stunned Seezinz back to her room.
In the confessional, Flav says that all he and Sinceer did that night was “conversate” (I hope that to ‘conversate’ means to just kiss like we saw and not mean ‘chunking’ because that would be nasty).
Meanwhile, in her room, Seezinz is still upset that Sinceer stole Flav away from her and Black urges her to just go back, but when Seezinz goes back to Flav’s room, no one answers her knocks or bell-ringing.
The next morning, Sinceer takes her ‘walk of shame’ (or pride if you are used to that kind of thing) back to the room and is greeted by Black who jokingly asks where she was last night.
Sinceer says she went to visit Flav, with a look of utter satisfaction (and other emotions that I can’t name because I never felt it before) on her face. In the confessional Sinceer exclaims that Black is just a ‘jealous psycho bitch.’
Next, Flav sends the girls a note saying there will be 3 dates today; one for an hour, one for 30 minutes and one for 15 minutes and the girls themselves, must choose who gets to go on each date. The girls all decide that Seezinz will get the hour date, Black will get the half-hour date and Sinceer will get the 15-minute date.
Sinceer’s date is first, and Flav wants to use all the dates as opportunities to learn more about the French culture (Finally, this show is beginning to address the damage that our IQ scores have taken after 3 seasons of this).
Flav and Sinceer get a lesson in Wine and Cheese tasting. Flav says he loves cheese but both Flav and Sinceer think that the cheese is smelly and horrible tasting. Flav says that the cheese was good and bad at the same time and that it smelled worse than Shy’s breath (DEAD).
Sinceer uses this short amount of time to tell Flav that Black asked of her whereabouts from the previous night, adding that Black only did this because she is jealous and she falls for guys way too fast.
Black gets the second date and all Flav really wants to do is question her about what he heard from Sinceer. Flav says that the situation with Black strongly resembles what he went through with New York and Flav chastises Black, letting her know it is none of her business whom he spends time with.
Black is upset and disappointed and tries to tell Flav she was just joking with Sinceer because she already knew that Sinceer spent the night with Flav. Flav says that she still doesn’t need to know about what he is doing with other girls and he leaves Black alone at the table.
Black storms back to the room to confront Sinceer about twisting her words, and they argue.
Black accuses Sinceer of being desperate and fake, while Sinceer says that Black is a jealous girl that wants to be ‘black’. Black then turns to Seezinz to say that she is taking her date because she needs the time with Flav (WTF? You can’t just be jackin’ dates like that). Seezinz says that she is not giving up her date for anyone.
When it is time for Seezinz’ date, all 3 girls show up at Flav’s door. Seezinz says that she is there for her date and Black tries to protest that she wants to take the date because she needs time with Flav.
Sinceer’s position is Black already had her date and that it’s unfair for her to get 2 dates.
Flav stops the fight and only says that Sinceer and Black already had their dates so now it’s time for Seezinz to have hers. Once alone, Flav says that he has arranged for them to have a French-speaking lesson. The lesson goes awkwardly well, because the words Flav is learning seem to come out as a string of sexually explicit words that could only be understood in English.
Back at the room, Black tells Sinceer that she was shady about what she told Flav on her date. Sinceer gets defensive and says that she told Flav those things because that is what she is observing and she believes that she was only informing Flav of the truth. The subject quickly changes as Black states that Seezinz only wanted the hour date because she (Seezinz) said that she felt like she was going to get eliminated. Meanwhile, Flav tells Seezinz that he is glad that he got to spend the most time with her and that he is glad that she is stepping up in the competition.
As Seezinz leaves Flav’s room and heads towards hers, Black is heading in the opposite direction towards Flav’s.
Black goes to see Flav and she tells him that Seezinz isn’t sharing a connection with him, and that she only wanted the longest date because she thought that she was going to get eliminated anyway (All this backstabbing is pissing me off. These bitches are getting too thirsty).
Flav tells Black to go get Seezinz and to come back with her. Once they come back, Flav asks Seezinz if she feels that she is only there to keep up drama with Sinceer, and if she said that she wanted to go home. Seezinz agrees that the statement is slightly true about being there for the drama aspect but that she never said that she wanted to go home. Black says Seezinz did say she wanted to go home but Flav stops the argument and says that he will see them both at the elimination ceremony.
Thinking to himself, Flav says he is very disappointed with his remaining choices. He says he has a psycho stalker (Black), a drama queen (Seezinz), and a girl who likes to pick fights (Sinceer) (This elimination decision is supposed to be very clear right?). Flav then makes a phone call to Big Rick (Meaning VH1 production staff).
Elimination
The girls now prepare themselves for elimination.
Sinceer is confident and thinks that she will be staying, but Seezinz is nervous and regrets saying she was only staying in the competition to keep up drama.
Once they all get in the limo, Black notes the silence among the ladies, but doesn’t care and silently hopes that Sinceer goes home.
At the elimination ceremony, Flav address all of the girls… Black seems jealous, he says, and that worries him very much. He then tells Sinceer that since they have arrived in France, they have only gotten closer and he tells Seezinz that he was feeling her and that she would have never gotten this far if she were only there to keep up drama.
Flav wastes no time by telling Seezinz that her time is up, and that he made a mistake by bringing her to France. A very upset Seezinz (Autumn Joi) cries and says that he should have not kept Sinceer over her and that he should watch his back.
Flav then address his 2 finalists and is not done yet. He tells them that he is a magician and that he is going to perform a magic trick for them (LOL WTF?)
Black and Sinceer look very confused at this moment as Flav picks up a cane and starts twirling it around while he babbles the words ‘Alakazam, Alakazoo’, come forth Thing 2!’
Thing 2 then steps out of the tent placed behind Flav and they share a kiss.
Sinceer is shocked that Thing 2 has returned and Black is nervous because she thinks that Thing 2’s presence may jeopardize her chances of winning the competition, but then again she might be an ally against Sinceer.
Flav tells Black and Sinceer that Thing 2 will resume her place in the competition (Karma is a bitch).
He then tells all three girls that his plans for the rest of the trip only includes 2 girls and that one girl will be eliminated the next morning. So now we are left hanging with 3 girls going into the finale and we all have to wait 2 weeks to find out what happens.
Pics courtesy: VH1 blog
These girls were too petty this episode and their desire to not go home is stupid as hell. They all made me mad and unless Thing 2 can show that she can be the mature one next episode then fuck all of them.
‘Matic?
Protocol dictates that you should not have the first comment on your own recap, lmao.
Fuck protocol………. Naw I’m just playing. I was just waiting all day to get that off my chest.
This is the 150th post, by the way.
Not bad for two months; not bad at all.
That’s something in the area of like 2 posts a day.
Aye; that’s massive!
Although, that was my set goal when I started…75 POSTS PER MONTH!
That means that you are keeping pace with your goal.
Is this show ever gonna end? How can it if he keeps adding girls back to the mix??
I know right. VH1 is trying to thoroughly murder Flavor of Love.
As it draws to a close I find myself hoping for one final season with New York returning.
Hey PBS, you come on rather late these days..and I really need to find a way to get avatars on this thing; just for you.
hahahaha Didn’t i tell you about thing 2 Coming Back now y’all will Listen to Me from now on
steups no new york please
Sinceer is next to go i do know that
We never doubted you, mate. You are the research King.
So it’s Sinceer vs Black? Disgustamente.
who did this recap
so tired of this show. when will it end? i see yukmouth 2 is back!
See the title mate, it’s ‘Matics
DEAD! @ sinceer’s greasy forehead.
That thing really does shine, doesn’t it?
damn near blinded me! this season is horrible! but i pray it is the last. vh1 really milked this cow. waiting for midget mac’s show. it’s bound to happen.
steups you know the old saying Payback is a BITCH or payback is a motherfucker. i bet you thing 1 and black will team up to Eliminated Sinceer Because You Know he not gonna Eliminated thing 2 why wound bring somebody back and thin Eliminated them sound stupid the final two is black and thing 2
Why are people fans of this kid? I wanna choke him!
He actually threatened me once; no lie!!!
Lol.
When I say kid, I mean Midget Mac.
Yeah, she’s gonna make the Final; then reality will bite him. Wwho in their right mind would pick Thing 2 over Black?
Are you screaming Flavor Flaaavvvvv?
Lmfao.
I’m not a fan of him. I thought he was the most genuine out of all the guys on that season, but actually I hate that damn thugh mentality. It pisses me off and it makes me wanna snatch his dreads out when he starts acting like that.
who? midget mac? lol. keep picturing his lil ass tryin to get brawlic with that fork the first night on i love ny. lmao
And it’s even wors that he’s a little person tryna be a thug…
He’s like a character from a Jim Carey movie.
I kinda like Punk, in a non-homosexual purely-for-entertainment kinda way.
I didn’t like Punk. I didn’t think he was gay but it was so hard to take him seriously.
Sinceer Greasy Forehead, your font is familiar…the style!
Reminds me of someone.
steups why did you think Mc Hammer i Mean Flava flav Eliminated Seezinz for
I think the Producers set that up…I mean, that fucker didn’t even give her a chance to explain…and don’t you think it’s weird that Seezinz suddenly has a loose-mouth.
I mean, lawdddd, did you see her in those tights? I wanted to lick the television again.
steups Seasons didnt even care that she went home
really? u must be thinking bout someone else. this is my first time posting. although i visit the site regularly. im using my phone
steups maybe its just me but she didn’t seem to have any emotion after she was eliminated. she seemed more or less happy she was leaving and mad about losing to sincere. seemed like she got bored
anybody else notice thing 2 has two different color weaves in her hair?
Ok, my bad, SGF… may I call you SGF? That’s not too personal is it, lol?
‘Matic, that’s a question for you..ain’t no way Pimp and I would notice that.
And Pimp, I totally got that too; she just smiled like it was nothing.
What? The only thing I noticed about Thing 2’s weave is that it’s raggedy and too much damn hair for her body. I didn’t notice her having 2 different colors.
lol sgf! i love it!
Maybe ’twas the lighting?
The French like it dim…lol.
steups It look like thing 2 still ain’t go to no dentist
Lol…well she may have a greasy forehead SGF; and she may have a six-head ‘Matic; but as you saw today on the yacht-date…she kills shorts with her booty and legs.
I am sorry, but that’s all that matters to me.
A dentist can’t fix all of that in 2 days.
I don’t get down that far, the 6-head and the busted weave is too distracting.
Pimp… she needs to see one of those dentists from Extreme Makeover; you know this.
I had a tooth that was twisted about 15 degrees and it took me six months to get that bugger aligned.
She has a double gap, son. That thing will take 18 months at least.
But at least she fixed the weave!!!
its brown and black. doesn’t mix well. u can really tell from the back. crazy cuz when she was with her sis. thing 1’s whole weave was black. looks like they shared hair. lol. am i too observant? is that bad?
Not bad at all; I am still in shock ‘Matic didn’t notice it…she notices everything.
You’ve got to give them credit for getting a proper
weavehair-cutI don’t notice stuff unless it’s super obvious. Besides, I’m not an expert on hair. I have never stepped foot in a beauty shop before and I only deal with my real hair.
I almost missed your comment, ‘Matic; are you refusing to acknowledge she murdered those shorts?
I didn’t notice the shorts. The forehead and the jacked up hairline was in full effect today.
steups why do i have this Funny Feeling flav is going to make thing 2 the next new york.seems like i watching reruns.at the end of the show he is going to pick black and thing 2 will have her show kick out.WAY TO GO VH1.
credit where credits due. they did get the weaves corrected. now we just need to work on the yukmouths! will say the worst weave ive seen is on nicky2states
or do you think that funny if she have her show will she bring rating
dude, New York’s popularity demanded a show. But ain’t anyone asking to see Thing 2; I don’t want to see her in the Finale, even.
But, as ‘Matic said in her recap, maybe we are getting lessons here…maybe looks isn’t everything, mate.
Maybe Flav is teaching the shallow fools like you and I that you can pick a girl like Thing 2 over a hottie like Seezinz.
You buying it? Lol…
I don’t wanna see Thing 2 with a show. VH1 would probably make the minimum age requirement for the guys at like 55 anyway.
Oh shiat; Nicky2States weave loks like she hair-raped ten Bratz dolls and glued it together.
Lmfao @ ‘Matic.
DEAD at her dating a younger man in Flamer Flame after that crack-head looking Gran’pa.
DEAD @ the Nicky2States comment. I’m going to bed now. I can’t look at that comment without falling over in laughter.
Laterz ‘Matic…nice recap as usual.
But I told you that like twenty times in email didn’t I?
Enigmatic and steups i don’t think that thing 2 could ever bring in half of the rating that new york did so you know producers is thinking about that
And this comment
…surpasses anything Groovy, Quanda or I ever wrote in a recap, I think.
agree cant see any of the girls from this season with their own show not even shy’s dragon breath ass. although i honestly dont think her breath was as bad as they claimed
LMFAO @ steups Maybe Flav is teaching the shallow fools like you and I that you can pick a girl like Thing 2 over a hottie like Seezinz.
You buying it? Lol…
I think they need a show because that Celebra-whatevra is pure garbage; Celebrity Fit Club is losing steam rapidly… Rock of Love is in the we-kwow-you-aren’t-really-looking-for-love-now third season…
And no one wants to watch that weird-ass looking guy who teaches lame-o’s to pick up girls.
SGF… we have a recording of her cussing Hotlanta; and trust, you can smell the breath with your airs.
Lemme find it for you.
Aand Pimp, thanks again for finding that interview, mate.
Dang, it doesn’t work
Here’s the link, but I don’t know if it’ll work on your phone.
I know it doesn’t on mine
steups did you know that thing 1 and thing 2 are from Compton It take a long time to get to France an I know thing 2 come from Compton. How they gone get that Chick from Compton to France in an 1 hour? It seem a setup like they already nos they gone bring back Why they get her to a dentist in them hours???
Hahahahaha!
But seriously, they’re from Compton?
I suppose it’s not as bad as in that Singleton movie.
Speaking of, he was on Miss Rap Supreme, today. I’ll do that recap tomorrow if things are slow.
yeah doesn’t work. have to take your word for it for now. dont feel like logging on my computer. bout to head to bed. im on the east coast its almost 1
Laterz SGF.
Laterz Pimp; I’m heading off to MySpace for a bit
why do we have to wait for 2 weeks so we know who wins this show been on for 4 mouths steups that right 4 mouths
Laterz steupz
Sinceer on Episode 13 It’s been a very very long drama filled season… and frankly I must say, I am soooo glad it’s almost over…. it’s funny how everyone is so quick to judge me as the backstabbing bitch… but everybody else on the show are angels…. did we all forget the twins in the beginning were getting everybody out…. did we forget Heezinz was one of the reasons why T1 got eliminated (while she’s tryin to call me caniving) and did Black just not turn on Heezinz tonite??? At the end of the day it’s a competition… regardless of who get’s who eliminated and why… ultimately Flav makes the decision…. have you ever had that friend who is dating somebody and even though you can’t stand that significant other… they stay with them anyways… same reason why I’m still around and why Heezinz stayed around cuz at the end of the day regardless of what we feel… it all adds up to how Flav really feels…. do I think Black is the right girl for Flav…. hell naw… people forgot her ex says she’s a psycho stalker and she was there for fame… did my ex have one bad thing to say about me…. nope and actually my ex was the only one who said I was there for Flav (T2’s ex even said she was there for exposure) also, where was Black’s parents… to be honest with you I think its because they don’t want her with a black man (yeah I just said that)… I mean she is from the south and she kept changing the reason why they ain’t come… she told us her family aint even know she was there except her sister… she never wanted to talk about parents…. first they ain’t come because they’re religious then it changed to the fact that her mother is goin thru a divorce… I wanna know why we ain’t get to hear her conversation with them cuz to be honest… I don’t think she called them… I know plenty of white girls with mixed kids who’s parents aren’t happy with that… I think it’s bullshit that she went to France with us… she didn’t deserve it and she got in arguements just like the rest of us she even got in an arguement with Tree… I don’t know why she’s being painted as an angel… she’s full of shit and I saw right thru her and that’s why I put her ass on blast… regardless if I leave on the next episode or not I already planted the seed for Black’s demise cuz if I don’t win I hope T2 wins cuz we both know we were there for Flav…. and it may look contradictory between me and T2 but like I said in my other blog what happened between us isn’t because I wanted it to happen but because it was forced to happen and it was hard as hell for me to act as if I didn’t like her… as far as Heezinz goes, finally the truth got told and Elvis has left the building!!! Yeah I may have been a bitch thru the whole season but it was all done out of my love for Flav and if being a bitch helped me to get rid of the hoes who where there for the wrong reasons… then I would do it all over again… to all my supporters who have stuck by me thru thick and thin I want yall to know how much I really really appreciate it… and yall are the shit….
SO!! I still think Black wins and next week Sinceer goes home….it’s just my prediction. I could be all full of shit though too! LOL
I don’t think Sinceer won. She talks too much.
Aww that is sweet Steups, about the avaters.
The only other female from FOL who deserves her own show is Hottie! Just please don’t let it be a cookin show LMAO “vegatarian chicken”
Before I go here are more (official I Love Money cast) pics.
‘Matic, I almost forgot… was speaking to someone who’s pretty good at recaps and she said she liked yours.
So Cheers to you, chica.
I THINK FLAV DID A VERY GOOD JOB SENDING THING 2 BACK BECAUSE I THINK SHE WAS GOOD ENOUUGH FOR HIM THAN SINCEER OR BLACK OR SEEZINS
Yo, Black’s body is BANGIN, bitch is fine, she can stalk me any day. If Flav doesn’t pick her his nasty, crackhead ass is insane.