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Aurelius’ Flavor of Love video recap: Episode 13
This week Aurelius borrows the Old Navy and takes us to Cannes, France.
It’s just a rollicking, profanity-laced recap. Aurelius went all out this evening… he took a haircut and my PSP is in the recap, too.
Anyways, enough chit-chat; let’s get to Flavor of Love 3: Episode 13, vid-cap style.
hahahahaha nice
I enjoyed that recap, kid; but you got some ’splainin to do
were did you get this Interview from seezinz steups give me that site
DEAD @ this entire recap. Just too funny.
which interview?
The quote I used?
It’s a blog on her MySpace.
seezinz steups
Check her MySpace…the latest blog.
‘Matic, I was in cardiac arrest at these women not getting that Flav is like 50, lmao.
I know right. All those girls act like Flav is 30 and rich. Only Thing 2 truly understands him. Seeing as she knows how to deal with senile old men.
Lol…
Too true; all too true.
Really. I just don’t understand how these people come on these shows thinking that they are going after the greatest celebrity in the world. Then feel ashamed of how they were portrayed on the show.
It’s a mystery wrapped in New York’s weave trapped between Tik’s butt-cheeks.
Lawd that’s a lot of things to look through to find that out. I just wish that for once, someone would just admit that they are being fake.
a little Word of Advice steups never buy a computer of a technician
Hahaha…why? What happened b?
steups i tell you happened this dickhead did not even put the right Microsoft product on here he put a window xp product and i have a Windows Vista product and the top of all that i had to buy a printer and a antivirus and spyware protection i had to buy this shit myself
Lmfao…hahahahaha!!!!
Did you throttle him and choke the bitch?
LOL steups i should have but you know if i Wiped his ass he would have call the the cops and you know what will happen all they have to see is a black guy beating up a white dude and you know what next steups
Yep….bang bang bang bang, ’til we get to 50!
(( sigh ))
but you know what steups everything work out at the end the Asshole just give me the right product even those i had to buy my own antivirus and spyware protection and a printer everything is good now so what been going here
Aye; nothing much…just chilling and gorillin’
What’s up with you?
I like this video… David Banner, Chris Brown and Yung Joc
nothing much myself i just wonder when the FOL show is over it been 4 months and this show is still on but i guess it is all most over because Bunz just told me she is flying out to los angeles wednesday for the taping of the reunion show that they are doing Friday Night
so steups what do you think is gonna happen at the reunion you think seezinz is gonna tell everybody what she said about her being on the show
Bunz better watch her ass
steups you read the newyorknewsday that Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego after FOL is over they are giving flav a talk show how is that gonna work he can’t even talk his own dam self What were they thinking? dam steups vh1 must love flava flav
Season finale for the FOL is may 19
Steups Check this Out… Reasons for Elimination
Savanna1 (Savanna 23)
Didn’t try hard enough
Shore-Tee (Angela 23 )
Not attracted to her
Dymz ( Ezperanza 22 )
Flav felt that his bad history with the law and her becoming a police officer could interfere with their relationship.
Peechee ( Christa 28)
Not feeling her; Weight
Q-Tee (Erika 26)
Didn’t try hard enough
Tik Courtney 25 2 Too crazy
El Lisa 27 2 Not feeling her
St. Lewis Brittanie 22 2 Couldn’t remember her name
Ice Amanda 21 3 Openly stated that she was only on the show for fame, even gaving an interview to a radio station in the middle of a challenge
Rayna Earaina 24 3 Not being real; States she only wanted to make it to the final 10; Forced herself to cry around Flav
Gravyee Yvonne 25 4 Too “country” to have a connection; repulsed by her love of pig’s feet
Bee-Ex Twana 30 5 Only on the show for exposure; Lied about acting and TV career
Bunz Courtnay 27 6 Needed to take care of her kids; Severe money issues
Myammee Angela 24 6 A “Mystery Pimp” called the house and threatened people on her behalf and has never given an interview to explaing this
Shy Monalisa 25 7 Lost connection and wanted his money for dental work; Bad breath repulsed Flav
Prancer Mercedes 27 8 Implied to the other contestants that she and Flav slept together during the Hip Hopera challenge
Luscious D Shannon 27 9 Not feeling her; Has several dogs and Flav hates dogs
Hotlanta Nicole 27 9 Always drunk; Needed to take care of her kids and her bills; Said Flav wasn’t rich which he took personally; Did not recieve a clock during episode 8 (but stayed); The only person to be eliminated and keep her clock
Thing 1 Trisha 26 10 Was revealed on the Neverwed Game Challenge that she fellated another man right before the show started; Too distracting to keep both twins around; Believed to be brought by her sister to increase their chances of getting on the show
Prototype Maria 27 10 Did not approve of Flav’s lifestyle; Issues with her father; No connection to Flav; May have been on the show to further her modeling carrer
Tree Rashida 23 11 Tried out for America’s Next Top Model among other shows so Flav thought she was there for fame; Has never watched anything with Flav in it or heard his music; Wanted to further her modeling carrer
Thing 2 Tresha 26 12 FIRST TIME: Perceived as weak without her sister; Brought back by Flavor Flav to return to the competition during the next episode as he felt that eliminating her was a mistake.
Seezinz Autumn Joi 26 13 Made a backhanded comment about Flav keeping her partially because of drama, that Flav didn’t like; Wasn’t feeling her as much as the other two remaining girls and hasn’t tried as hard as they have
1 Flav felt that Savanna’s legal name was good enough to double as her nickname although she was eliminated almost immediately.
wow
Mr. Ed
A Blessed and fruitful Mothers’ Day to all mothers and mothers to be!!!!
sinceer is a hoe and a player.just like seezinz.
Lmao…what makes you think that, Shanaya?
And why do you despise Black, too?
that right happy mother day to all the mothers out there my mom and happy mother day to your mother to steups
steups i think this is flavor flav real myspace he have some personal pic of him and his kids
I’ve been on his friends list for a year or so; he added me I think.
But thanks for reminding me; I left him a message.
Happy Mother’s Day to your wifey and your Momz.
Well, Well, Well..and that’s a deep subject! What a wonderful recap by Aurelius. As usual he has given us an excellent replay of the events in Episode 13.
Now…
What’s this I hear about the NEW YORK Reject getting a show on his own? Who is it? Lawdy, Lawdy don’t let it be Booda or Tango! They don’t deserve the air time.
thanks steups did you take your mom out today or do she live Somewhere Else
Aye, Jorundi!!!
I was worried about you.
I don’t know who it is; but I share your sentiment on Buddha and Tango.
And Happy Mother’s Day; cuz you’re like a mother to me.
steups who like a mother to you
Not you; lmao.
Not you!
why did everyone hate Tango again?
I sorta feel bad for the people who win these shows like Hoopz, Tango, and Jes. They get a bad rap just because of these stupid D-List celebrities
steups the reason why i said that is flava flav real myspace if you look at the fake flava flav myspace page in the pass there some pic from the Internet but this one i just give you he really do have some personal pic of him and his kids so i think that his real myspace what do you think
Say Happy Mother’s Day to your Momz, Aurelius.
They hate him because:
a) they are Whiteboy fans
b) they are Chance fans
c) he is full of himself
I hate him because of that stunt he pulled at the I Love New York Reunion Show.
Yeah; I think it’s his… but it looks a lil cheap don’t you think?
Maybe he is running it on his own.
lol steups my dad and I ran to the drug store my sis works and got a card for her. Unfortunately, my air headed self accidentally got a card for a step mom lmao
Hahahaha….dude you’re not supposed to out your Dad like that, lmao.
well you know flava flav is cheap Anyway look at the way he looks
He looks regular to me, mate.
s, the card said something about Carol Brady, and I was like, ok, my mom sorta acts like her, but I had no clue that the reference was because she was the step-mom on the Brady Bunch
Dude, you’re like me..it always shocks me that women actually read cards.
I don’t know any man who reads anything but the cover.
LMAO steups you call dressings like he do regular i’m gonna be real with you know body on this planets dress like him
Hahahaha… yep, dude got his own flavor.
LOL that some Horrible flavor steups you must like that Mr. Ed sinceer pic she look sexy as Mr. Ed
Thats definitely her worst pic, lol.
But her eyes look nice, and if I remember the outfit, her ass looked spectacular.
steups do you think that Bin Laden still alive well here’s some recent pic osama
Hahaha…boy I don’t want that dude hunting my ass.
delete that steups
steups you can delete that guy myspace page
Yeah, I will…
steups sincere said she would chop off flav balls if he were to eliminate her. now thats fucking crazy. Hes all worried about black being a stalker when he needs to look at sincere big headed ass I can only imagine what else shes said they haven’t showed us. she seems like a violent alchy to me with some serious attitude problems they don’t mix well steups
With a body like hers and lips like that…I’ll take the risk, dude, lol.
steups your Cazy man
Now…what woman in her right mind would chop off the testicles of a man who she’s supposedly interested in? Do I spell psychiatric ward needing to pick her up?
So you’d pass, on a woman with that body?
Not me dude, I ain’t that strong.
She’d only do that if he dumped her; so all you gotta do is not dump her, lol.
wow steups your the perfect man for sincere don’t be shock if you fine a piece of your dick on the streets
DEAD!
Dude, you heard Suge Knight got knocked out cold for three minutes, lmfao.
Source: TMZ
LMAO. Suge Knight probably deserved it.
who knock him out steups
maybe the ghost of tupac knock his ass out i feel like Chris Tucker YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT ! LOL
Some dude he and his boys were shaking-down.
From the report, the dude got him good and knocked his ass out cold.
DEAD at the Ghost of Tupac, lol.
It sure ain’t Vanilla Ice…but damn if it was a white-boy; you know in da streets that would count as ‘double’, lmao.
and DEAD at the dude helping him with Michael Jackson socks.
Who wears those things with black shoes, SMH.
LOL At least his socks look clean. But seriously. Why wear white socks with black shoes. I know he makes enough money to buy some black socks.
steups what was flava flav thinking?
Myammee pics
I wonder which comes first. Do the casting directors get the girls from there or do the girls go there after they get off the show?
Lmao…good question.
Both, would be the safe answer.
I have those pics -without the branding- on the site, somewhere.
I thought she looked great early on, but as the Episodes went on she lost whatever it is she had.
Also, I’m a female and I should know this but it seems like some of the measurements on the females there seem truly off or it could be that I’m just really really small.
I didn’t waste time looking at stats, lol.
steups let me know if you have some nude pic Because she almost there
I’ve seen enough already; I can make up the rest, lol.
I look at the stats because I don’t care much for the pictures. It’s all the same overdone, too colorful, extra airbrushed, hella makeuped, headache inducing, half-naked pictures.
I thought otherwise.
steups they don’t look that bad do they people say they ugly
Thing 1 and Thing 2
They aren’t my thing, so to speak.
LOL steups If Flav can affords to bring thing 2 to France he need get her to the dentist.
Lol… but Flav didn’t bring her; VH1 did.
Flav ain’t down with any of these women.
steups what type of person go on national tv with fuck up grill don’t thing 2 have Any Shame or she just don’t realize her grill is fuck up tell me steups
I don’t think Flav would pay to take any of those women around the corner.
Dying at the last two comments…
For some reason, I think a lot of these FOL girls go on the show thinking that they don’t have to look 100% their best to go far.
Then again, Flav proves that notion to be true over and over again.
happy mother day to all the mothers yo steups this is Another one of my song i produce two years ago for Styles p
Enigmatic Anon of course the Contestants don’t have to look their best look who they going after a Middle age flav
styles p is probably the deepest rapper in the game whoever don’t fuck wit him ain’t real cuz he one rapper who don’t rap bullshit
Tell Styles P he better get at me, cuz my talent is undeniable, lol.
steups that song is real deep I’m about to cry right now
I just can’t get into music. It’s just not for me.
lmfao………..hahahahaha; lmmfao.
What’s funny?
You and I posted simultaneously…my laughter was provoked by the comment before yours.
I’m laughing at that CL comment.
Why?
** looks at you askance **
I’m sleepy. I get silly when I’m sleepy.
Dang!
You’re going to bed?
Drats!
I’m not going to bed yet.
I just read it, lmao.
I thought you meant the previous comment, lol.
DEAD at blog tricks and blog pimps.
Yea, funny as hell.
LOL steups ok I want Overboard with the cry shit but You Didn’t think that song was deep
I wouldn’t say deep but it was pretty good, and timely, in a weird way.
I heard something about his brah dying on Mother’s Day.
Funnier even, when you think that’s exactly what happened to the dumb bitches….delusions of grandeur.
You know some people get off on talking to the reality stars and being fed an exclusive here and there.
They never quite understood that it was about the people reading; not your insecure ass.
Oops, am I being bitter again?
Lmmfao.
Enigmatic Anon what kind of music do you Listen to because everybody like some type of music
Oh-oh… wrong question, lol.
Yea you are letting the bitterness slip out a bit there man. It’s understandable because the self-consumed aura of feeling important may be a great ego boost but it also leaves the loyal followers feeling disenchanted.
I don’t listen to any music. I’m only forced to listen to what my mom listens to and I rather not hear it.
Lmmfao…
I like to squeeze it out every now and again because I know they’re reading but they have to pretend they aren’t, lmao.
But there is no bitterness; I think.
I should write something… this thread is hanging itself.
Aw Yeah I remember this shit back in high school
DEAD at your picking that song, lol.
hahahaha steups what do you know about krs one this is my idol growing up in the south Bronx
Krs one is the heart and soul of Hip Hop, Kept the same identity for so many years I don’t understand why emcee’s still got the balls to step to the mic and diss Krs, when they know they will loose.
KRS was nasty; but I think he’s disenchanted, now.
These young dudes didn’t so much as drop the baton, as threw it away.
Epic fail!
later steups i have go and take a dump
LOL ok finish steups is it true that MIDGET from i love new york got his own show I did read something about someone getting a new show. VH1 is already in the planning stages and beginning to accept applications for auditions. I don’t believe the person has been revealed yet. It’s definitely someone who was on one of the I Love New York shows. It would be a better twist if the contestants “didn’t” know who it was until they actually arrived to film the show. If it’s Midget Mac, it would be interesting to watch.
Aye…I really don’t know, but, as I wrote before; they did go out of their way to say the contestants must have a big heart and a big something else.
Two bigs seem like an awfully big clue that the contestant is small.
But then again, do they even think like that? Probably not
Laterz, mate.
Before I Go steups you know they not gonna pic just anybody they gonna pic that person that can bring the rating so who you think that is
Most people think Sinceer is going next; but I think Thing 2 vs Sinceer is better TV.
But, I don’t know. It’s even possible he dumps Thing 2 first.
Thing 2 vs Sinceer that is good tv so who you think is Eliminated black or Sinceer steups i don’t think that black won they already said that is Season outcome will apparently be different.
hmmmm.
aurelius, te quiero.
I really cant guess, mate.
(In my Obi Wan voice) “The rumor of Black winning is strong”
But, if it were up to me, I’d kick Thing 2’s ass back home.