The next Flavor of Love / I Love New York star

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With Flavor Flav no longer interested in the Flavor of Love Series, and New York off to Hollywood; it’s unlikely we’ll see those shows again; unless…

Unless we find a new star! Here are my picks.

Andre Birleanu

Andre of America's Smartest Model.jpg


Who:

Andre Birleanu of America’s Most Smartest Model


Pros:

He was a runner-up on a VH1 show, which is like the best thing that can happen to you.
He is reasonably good-looking and short. But most importantly, he has crazy one-liners, is loud and totally unpredictable.


Cons:

He is married, lmao; so we gotta get him divorced. Or maybe just cast him for the show – that should give his wife a clue.
He’s not black; and with Rock of Love still having a third season, possibly; that might be one too many white-men with VH1 shows, of this nature.

Khia

Khia of Miss Rap Supreme.jpg


Who:

Khia of Miss Rap Supreme


Pros:

she says whatever she wants to whomever she wants; and won’t it be funny to see guys mad they weren’t eliminated, lmao?


Cons:

where do I start? Lol….

31 Responses to “The next Flavor of Love / I Love New York star”

  1. da fat kid from the pickup artist

  2. Lmao… link me to a pic, Gustavo. I kinda remember him

  3. oh please steups if these shows don’t have a flava flav or a new york type what the sense of watching it

  4. so steups what are you doing for memorial day Because me and my woman is going Bahamas for the first time ever tell me about the Bahamas and what it’s like steups

  5. “people die to be us bro!”

    the line I live by

  6. Fucking classic, lmao

  7. I’ve been to the Bahamas for one night and two days, so I couldn’t tell you anything about it.

  8. what are you doing for memorial day steups

  9. Nuffin…
    I thought your girl was pregnant? Wwhy are you flying?

  10. we just gonna go for a couple of days i know her traveling like this is not good for her but dam i never been to Bahamas before i was offer a Deal and who know if we can go back again steups

  11. I feel you on that, son. I never miss an opportunity to skedaddle.

  12. wha da buisness steups and pimp yo pimp your woman is banging i seen some pic of her on your page If you don’t mind me asking what her Ethnicity

  13. I wouldn’t mind seeing Andre get his own show, he has a SICK body! And he is such a SOVIET which is hilarious!

  14. LOL think underground producer she’s actually Dominican Puerto Rican and Cuban

  15. I Mean? thank underground producer not think i’m so dum

  16. are you serious? khia?

    i agree about andre, he would smack the shit out of 20 innocent women and at some point they would turn against him and let him feel what it’s like to be soviet under fire.. he’s disgusting..

    khia should audition as paris hilton’s bff..

  17. AWWW Heck no! Not Khia!

  18. definitely not khia.

    andre is fucking hilarious.

  19. noone home huh?

  20. wassup Revenge?

  21. hey honey bunny

    how are you?

  22. lol good good
    what’ve you been up to?

  23. i vote khia! have none of u ever read one ogre her advice columns? she has the best lingo. “panty pudding” “snatch the cat back” and my personal favorite “something in the milk aint clean”

  24. ughhhhhhhhh
    sgf – really?

    please, i cant stomach it.

    aurelius, im good baby boy, been busy rtying to fill my brain with nasty thoughts so that i can finish my erotica story

  25. I missed all the fun (sigh)
    Here’s a video, for anyone who comes around and there is no one to talk to…
    It’s video of that blowhard Kevin James on Hardball, talking crap as usual.

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