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This episode picks up right where we left off with Sinceer and Black looking on as Thing 2 reenters the competition. Sinceer is very nervous about Thing 2’s return while Black sees this as an opportunity to get rid of Sinceer.
Flav says that sending Thing 2 home was a big mistake and he brought her back because she deserved another chance. Flav then tells all 3 girls that he will have an Elimination the next morning because the plans for the rest of the competition caters for 2 girls, only.

In the limousine ride back to the hotel, Sinceer tries to make amends with Thing 2 but Thing 2 doesn’t believe the effort (It must be hard to breathe with all the fakeness in the air). Thing 2 and Sinceer argue and Black jumps in to confirm that Sinceer is a back-stabber.

The next morning, Sinceer worries about the Elimination Ceremony while Black and Thing 2 talk and agree that Sinceer doesn’t deserve to be there.

Flav sets up a morning breakfast for the girls because he says, “he doesn’t want to send anyone home on an empty stomach.” (LMAO. Trying to send a woman home with a full stomach so she can’t be mad.)

Flav joins the girls and relates how hard it is to make a connection with everyone and then be forced to send someone home. He then pulls out three (3) plane tickets; one to Paris, one to Monaco, and one to Los Angeles.

Flav then turns to Thing 2 and tells her that he has a connection with her and he gives her the ticket to Paris.

Sinceer scoffs at the decision but she still hopes that Flav keeps her and not Black (Please, we all know your 6 ½ head would block the view of the Eiffel Tower anyway).

Flav then asks Black and Sinceer why they should go to Monaco. Sinceer says she should go because she was only looking out for Flav when she told the truth about the fake girls in the house (Bullshit).

Black cuts in and says Sinceer twists words around and makes things sound worse than they are, to make herself look good. Black and Sinceer then begin to argue about backstabbers and being jealous. Flav then has a flashback to the dinner scene in Mexico where New York and Hoopz argued (How many New York flashbacks has he had this season? Seriously it’s been a lot).

Flav ends the shouting and yelling and announces his decision will be based strictly on whom he has a romantic connection with. Flav then turns to Sinceer and says that he has a strong connection with her but he feels more ‘romantically’ connected to Black.

Sinceer is mad and says “I didn’t want to show any emotion because I want to show that I’m classy but since he picked her over me, Fuck Flav.” (Hahaha. Don’t be mad. Now go home and pick up a bang on your way back to L.A.)

With just one hour to get to their ride to Monaco, Black and Flav leave.
A disappointed Sinceer then urges Thing 2 to get Black out of the competition. Thing 2 is confused as to why Sinceer would want to give her advice, now.

In the Confessional, Flav says he eliminated Sinceer because she had a mean streak and he didn’t think he could deal with that.

Flav and Black then board a helicopter to head off to Monaco. They talk and admire the view.
In Monaco they enjoy a vintage-car ride through the Principality’s streets. A little too much perhaps, particularly Flav, who tells Black he’s tired and falls asleep on her chest (Cheap ass move to touch her breasts).

All good things come to an end and the car pulls up to the Royal Rivera hotel where Flav tells Black to get ready for dinner.

At dinner, Flav gushes over Black’s beauty (WTF is up with that big ass ring?).
Black is flattered but she really wants Flav to look past her physical features.
Flav gives Black an Ice Tek watch (£500) and then pulls out a list of questions he wants her to answer.

He first asks, “what do you do for fun?”

Black says she likes to travel and adds she’s been to Turkey, Poland, The Bahamas, England, and Ireland. Flav then asks her to tell him a joke.
Black looks clueless, then stammers and smiles hoping that it can distract Flav from his request for a joke.
It works, because Flav looks at her and says that although she cannot tell him a joke, she looks too good for it to matter (But damn, a futile attempt at a knock-knock joke is better than nothing).

Flav then asks her how she could fit in his life. She answers that it would be a good fit and that they would be good as long as he keeps it real with her and accepts her son. Flav says that he would accept her son as his own if he picked her. Flav then asks Black for a nightcap and they go back to his room and start kissing and drinking champagne.

The next morning, Flav sends Black back to Cannes and it’s unto his date with Thing 2.

Flav and Thing 2 take a private jet to their destination and go on a limo ride. Thing 2 shows her excitement about being in Paris and is astonished at how many people are cheering for Flav (Why are all these fans male? Where are the female fans that supposedly throw themselves at him?).

Flav and Thing 2 end their limousine ride in front of a double-decker tour bus and are then driven around Paris.
They drive past many historic buildings that include a French prison, (then comes another flashback of Flav getting arrested but in French), the church where Tony Parker and Eva Longoria got married, (Really, this excitement for Tony Parker is unnecessary) and finally; the Eiffel Tower.

Flav then tells an amazed Thing 2 to wait for him while he goes to get something, which turns out to be 6 bouquets of roses.
Thing 2 can hardly believe that Flav is doing so much for her and she is very appreciative of his generosity. They then head-on to the hotel where Flav tells Thing 2 to get ready for dinner.

At dinner, Flav presents Thing 2 with the same pink, diamond heart watch that he gave to Black (Aight now somebody need to stop coming up with this idea of giving people the same damn gift.)

Flav then tells Thing 2 that he missed her and could only think of the “Why Flav?” moment when he eliminated her. Thing 2 can’t believe that Flav only thought of that particular moment.
They talk and laugh and then Flav pulls out his list of questions that he also asked Black (SMH @ the absence of all creative thought this episode. Damn I thought we were making real fundamental progress toward getting an education from this show).

He asks her what she likes to do for fun… to which she replies she likes eating; going to amusement parks and bowling.
Flav says that he likes to do those things, too.

He then asks her to tell him a joke. Off the top of her head Thing 2 asks, “What did Flav say when 2 houses fell on him?”
Flav looks at her with a quizzical look on his face… Thing 2 then replies “Get off me holmes.”

Flav chuckles at the bad joke.
Thing 2 gives him another joke, “What do you call cheese that’s not yours?”
Flav asks her ‘what?’. Thing 2 answers “Nacho Cheese.”

Flav can barely hold in his laughter as he laughs, not at the joke itself but at how stupid the joke is (hey, that works sometimes too).
Flav then asks Thing 2 a serious question. He asks her if she wants to join him for a nightcap and that she can accept if she wants to. Thing 2 declines the offer, then admits in the ‘Confessional’, that he sent her home once and that she is not ready to put herself out there to get hurt again (Good for you).

Flav is shocked and questions the fact that Thing 2 may not be ready for a love connection. He also boasts that no girl has ever turned him down for a nightcap (Bitch, come back down to earth. Your crispy ass ain’t no damn Adonis. You ain’t even 1/10th of the way attractive, so please keep that).

Flav sends Thing 2 back to Cannes and tells her that he will see her at Eliminations.

The Final Elimination Ceremony

At Eeliminations Flav mulls over his decision. He exclaims, “There will be no Flavor of Love 4.” Meanwhile, Black worries about the fact that he may not pick her and Thing 2 regrets her decision about not accepting the nightcap.

Thing 2 also hopes that Flav will see that they have an emotional connection and that he picks the girl with the big heart over the girl with the big boobs (Sadly I can relate to this).

Flav then addresses the girls and tells them he wants them to speak instead of him; adding a long speech about how much he loves them.
Both girls get really nervous and freeze up, until Flav urges Black to speak.

Black says that the connection they share is real, and that she can feel it, and she knows Flav can feel it.
She says that it’s a scary feeling but that she’s a good woman and she hopes that he will give her a shot. Flav tells Black that they have a connection and that her scent makes him tingle (I’m sure Black makes a lot of guys tingle).

Flav then turns to Thing 2; and she says that he doubted he,r but he gave her a chance. She says that Flavor Flav changed her life in a way that no one ever has.
Thing 2 goes on to say that without him, she would have never seen part of the world and that she would be honored to see the rest of the world with him. She tells Flav that she loves him.

Flav is very touched by her words and admits his decision is based on chemistry and connection.

Flav tells Black that they have an undeniable chemistry and that she makes his heart (and other places probably) thump; but he feels that the connection with Thing 2 is stronger so he eliminates her (Black).

Black (Candace Cabrera) is quite disappointed about being eliminated, and says she was real and herself, but he didn’t want that.

Thing 2, however, is ecstatic.
Flav then presents Thing 2 with the traditional gold grill, and says, out of 60 girls, he thinks that he may have found his one true girl (SMH…WTF…SMH…WTF I’m having a hard time believing that).
Wowwwwwww!



Thanks for reading the final Flavor of Love Episode recap, ever.
In the previews we see Flavor Flav on one knee; proposing to an unseen person; so be sure to catch the Reunion Show when it airs.



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