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The Reunion Show begins with the typical intros with the noticeable absence of the First Five eliminated girls, and there is no mention of them.
La La announces Flav’s mom and niece are in attendance (Is this an attempt to shame the girls into not acting a fool?)… then introduces Flav to the stage.

After introductions, La La asks Flav if the Season 3 girls were the craziest girls he ever knew. Flav says that the girls this Season were not the craziest girls but they were the nicest girls he’s ever met.(Snitching, backstabbing, perpetually arguing, drunk bitches are nice? I say bullshit on that one.)

La La then calls for everyone to reminisce about the “Flavorette Roast” and clips of the Roast are shown. La La then introduces Sommore to the stage to share her thoughts about the girls. (WTF is she doing here?)

Sommore says she was shocked that there were 3 Seasons of Flavor of Love and questions the girls’ abilities to find men elsewhere, such as a Church or Home Depot (I went to Home Depot today and I don’t remember seeing very many men).
She has a question to ask Ice and the Hooters employee is called down to the stage.
The question is if she was down to do anything with Flav.

Ice replies that she said that he wasn’t attractive before the show but that she can “never get down with Flav.”
La La then asks how life after the show has been for her. Ice says that she still works at Hooters and that she gets more tips, but not more men chasing after her. Sommore closes the segment by telling Flav that he is too ugly to have the right to tell anyone (Shy specifically) that they have bad breath (LMAO).

Next, Flav comments that he likes how beautiful all the girls look and how different they all look to him. He says that he wanted to do something different, so he exposes his shaved head to the audience. After everyone has finished getting used to a newly bald Flav, La La then begins Shy’s introduction by showing clips of her time on the show.

Shy then comes to the stage and is asked about her life after the show. She says she is in the entertainment business, and becomes teary-eyed as she reveals Casting Directors turn her down because of the ridicule she received about her breath.
She then admits she has not done any work to her teeth and that she has been spending her time going to different schools; talking to kids about Reality TV life.
She was embarrassed by her behavior on the show, she confesses; and hopes that kids do not pick up the desire to emulate her.

La La then reminds the audience about the friendship that Shy shared with Prancer (Rocking the bootleg, ‘transvestisious’, Barbie doll look today). Clips of Shy and Prancer are shown and it is revealed that they are friends because their mothers shared a rare disease (Sarcoidosis) that scars the lungs with granulomatous lesions until they are no longer able to breathe.
Shy says her mother died from this disease while Prancer says her mother currently has the disease. Shy then tells the audience that everyone should love their mothers because they only have one and no one ever knows when she will be gone.

The next segment begins with clips of Hotlanta’s drunkenness during her stay at the house. Hotlanta comes to the stage and La La asks her why she drank so much.
Hotlanta replied that there was nothing to do in the house and since she didn’t have to wake up at 6 in the morning she felt that there was no need not to drink. Hotlanta says that feeling like Flav wasn’t the right man for her was hard.
As she relives the moment where her fitness as a mother is tried; tears fall and she is speechless until she says, “I am not an alcoholic, but I need a drink (now)”. (SMDH)

Hotlanta’s drunken moments segues perfectly to the next segment where clips of Sinceer’s drunkenness and confrontations are highlighted.
Sinceer comes to the stage (Looking like a cheap New York clone with a $5.99 weave that fails to cover her 6 ½ head.) and she admits that she has an anger problem and says that she remedied the situation by getting “stress balls” (crooked, smooshed ass breast implants).

She too, addresses her drinking by saying that she drinks to have fun and with the intention of getting completely drunk.
La La then asks Flav if he thought Sinceer was real and he replies that she was real with him about the other girls in the house.
Sinceer adds if she thought someone wasn’t being real, she put them on blast and, “if you don’t like it, you shoulda kept it real”

La La asks Sinceer if she would apologize about the comment she made about Bunz’s mother. Sinceer says that Bunz should have never said “yo momma” knowing that her (Bunz) mother was sick. She says if you come at her, “I’mma throw a fucking jalapeno”.

She admits the words she used were harsh but she will not apologize for them! (bitch, I hope somebody knock you out so hard that your ass wakes up with a straight, blond, short weave and a concaved forehead, not that the shit would make you look any better anyway).

La La then asks Flav how he felt about eliminating Sinceer. Sinceer cries… (Gotdamn crocodile tears) while Flav explains some bullshit about creating connections with all the girls and that in the end he could only pick one girl.
Sinceer says that she really cared about Flav, but her statement met ire from the other girls and Sinceer’s fake-ass sadness turns into PMS-like instant mood swing induced anger, and she begins to argue with the girls.
After that conflict is settled, the audience is shown clips of the ongoing drama between Seezinz and Sinceer.

Seezinz is called to the stage and Sinceer is asked why there was so much drama between them. Sinceer says that Seezinz was fake pointing out the disgusted faces that Seezinz made while she was kissing Flav.
Seezinz and Sinceer get into an argument about fakeness and foreheads that almost has the makings of coming to blows, but Flav steps in to keep the two from fighting and the conflict is defused quickly (Damn, I was hoping for a Heather/Daisy type fight).

Next, clips of Black’s time in the house are shown and Black comes up to the stage. Black says that her reluctance to show her feelings for Flav before and after her elimination stem from her shyness and her nervousness about expressing her feelings. Flav agrees with her by saying “She was real.”

After Black’s segment, clips of Thing 2’s time in the house are shown and she comes onstage.
Thing 2 says that she is happy to see Flav after all this time and that the time apart has not changed her feelings about him.
She says the fact that he picked her over 3 other beautiful girls (No, 2 beautiful girls and a bipolar bitter Klingon bitch off her alcohol and medication) means that she “did something right.”

The look on Flav’s face, however, shows something completely different and he admits that out of all the moments he ever experienced on Flavor Of Love, “this moment right now is the hardest” (Isn’t every moment the hardest for you?)
He says that he tried to find love with 65 girls and he had a baby in between all of that. He confesses that he has been spending a lot of time with his son Karma…and Karma’s mother also.

Thing 2 looks shocked at this revelation and Flav goes on to say that he is in love with his son’s mom and that he believes in keeping his family together.
A visibly shaken Thing 2 stammers that she will always care about Flav and she was happy to get to know him.
Flav then exclaims that Karma and his mom Liz, are in attendance and he brings them out onto the stage while Thing 2 is coldly ushered into a seat next to her sister.

La La then asks Flav if he was really trying to find love during Flavor Of Love 3.
Flav answers that he was trying to find love but he was too blind to see that his perfect woman was always right in front of him (It’s bogus ass bullshit if you ask me).
Flav turns to Liz and tells her that he has not been completely committed to their relationship (No shit, dude); he does not want any more shows, and has found the perfect woman in her.

He then proposes to Liz in that instant.
Liz exclaims “Finally!” and she accepts.
Flav tells her that he will be a good husband to her and the show ends

Wowwwwwwww!