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‘Matic’s Best and Worst Dressed at the Flavor of Love Reunion Show
Ok, I don’t usually do this because recaps are good enough for me but there was a desperate need to highlight the best and worst looks of the FOL 3 Reunion Show. If you read my recap or any of my comments on Bourgy.com you would know I have constantly said that a lot of these girls look like transvestites; but I’m gonna try to do this list without saying that word again… so here goes.
I’m ‘doin’g the 5 worst looking girls, 5 girls that just looked ok, and the 5 best dressed girls.
Worst Dressed
5) Bee-Ex: Now those who actually watched the show may not even remember seeing her at all but she looked like an anorexic, teenage Tichina Arnold, prostitute look-alike. She looked bad, but not as bad as the other 4.
4) Sinceer: Sinceer, Sinceer, Sinceer. Since you wanna look like New York then I’m gonna use some classic New York lines for you. “You look like a fairy princess….that resides over the pits of hell.”
“I can see the top of your bra.”
And my favorite “Beyonce? Beyonce? Beyonce? Bitch you fuckin’ look like Luther Vandross.”
3) Tik: We also didn’t see much of Tik on the reunion show but Tik is on this list for one reason and one reason only…Those gotdamn, tacky-ass eyelashes. That shit was so long it looked like she had a damn unibrow. I can’t imagine anyone with an ounce of sense telling her that those things looked good. It’s beyond ghetto and can she please cut them shorter so that she can donate the rest to Sinceer to try to make her forehead look smaller.
2) Prancer: This girl (along with El) looked like she was going to the class of 1984 Senior Prom, instead of the Flavor Of Love 3 Reunion Show. I hated everything she had on. She looked like she let little kids paint all on her dress and face, but then again, even a kid would say that what she was looking like made her look ugly. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be colorful, but don’t get your inspiration from the bag of Easter M&M’s.
1) Myammee: Myammee was undeniably the biggest hot mess of the show.
Her outfit was so trashy… Heather and Leilene would turn that shit down.
Her breasts are way too big to have a damn wire and a scarf to hold and cover those things up. Her skirt was so short that it couldn’t be used as a top, and I never thought that I would ever see my high school colors in an outfit that wasn’t a cheerleading uniform. Mess for the outfit and SMH for having her roots showing from that tacky-ass, dye job on her hair.
Notables
Thing 1&2: There is no way in hell that these girls are 26 and still wanna dress alike. Thing 1’s shirt almost looks too small; Thing 2’s shirt looks too big, and I never think that wearing shorts with anything is cute.
Their outfits looked cheap and it appears they still shop in the juniors section at Target.
Tree: Another girl we didn’t see much of.
Why-oh-why did she decide to look like she was going to the beach in a yellow shirt and capri pants. She looked better in the outfit she was wearing in the Thing 2 video shot after the Reunion Show.
Grayvee: Grayvee looked ok. Just ok. The dress was very nice and the makeup wasn’t horribly excessive but she could have done something better with her hair.
Shy: Shy didn’t look bad either, honestly. The only thing that I hated was her makeup. Her outfit wasn’t flashy or ugly and her hair always looks nice.
Rayna: Rayna wasn’t shown at the Reunion Show much either, but she was definitely there.
Looking at the pics, I realized the girls have makeup artists… well, I believe they should be fired, because Rayna would have looked beautiful without the excessive eye makeup.
These folks shouldn’t stop doing makeup. They just need to find a job that requires them to make pretty girls look ugly; since they obviously can’t make ugly girls look pretty and pretty girls look prettier.
Best Dressed
5) Hotlanta: Hotlanta’s hair and dress were very nice but I still think she’s an alcoholic and a walking hot mess… no gilded façade will ever be able to cover that up.
4) Bunz: Bunz looked like Bunz always looked and in this case it’s a good thing. I’m glad she didn’t let anyone jack up her face or do something crazy with her hair.
3) Luscious D: a beautiful girl and she actually looked pretty. There was nothing excessive or garish about her appearance and her look was as classy as her behavior on the show.
2) Seezinz: Seezinz is the perfect example of colorful eye makeup done right. It is just a shame that the dress was longer than the time she spent being real throughout the entire season.
1) Black: Black was just beautiful. Everything looked great and her genuine attitude makes people like her more. I don’t care much for short dresses (or any dresses for that matter) but there was nothing that could have detracted from her looks in any way… and that is why she is number 1 on my list.
Pics Courtesy: Rich at VH1
Perhaps Tik should have loaned those lashes to Sinceer to create a reverse bang and cover up that forehead.
DEAD @ Thing 1&2 still shop in the juniors section at Target hahahaha
but who were shorts at a FOL Reunion show nobody
sinceer’s hair looked like she just jumped in a pool and what she wore looked like she was tryin’ to get picked up on the side of the street
I was surprised to see that the gang of girls we all seemed to hate (Things and Shy) actually looked somewhat good.
BEST:
1. St. Lewis - very cute and simple, especially in comparison with all the prom dresses.
2. Bunz - great on her.
3. Seezins - classy.
4. Luscious D - cute and clean.
5. Prancer - points for being daring.
WORST:
1. El - PROM MESS.
2. Hotlanta - prom mess.
3. Tik - just a mess.
4/5. Black and Myamee - both looked absolutely gorgeous from the neck up, but their dresses were a mess. Black’s looked cheap and Myamee’s was inappropriate even for a VH1 show.
sinceer just disgusts me in general - i would love to see how she would stand up to new york, my girl ny would shut her the FUCK downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
god.
I guess its depend on your lifestyle but I love the lashes on TIK. I wearing crazy stuff like and I love the eyeshadows.
Hey to each its own.
Prancer outfit was cute and Myamee look cute with her bob and the color she wore.
i trying to c where black got her dress from i want to cop one so if anyone kno where i cant get it let me kno.
prancer could have done better shawn i didnt like the tutu look on the bottom - up top was cute but the makeup didnt favor her
I loved Prancer’s look, I have a pageant daughter I wonder if I could get a dress like that for her:0)
What are you all seeing about Prancer’s outfir that’s cute? That is a mess to me. I can’t see anything cute about it.
yea , prancer wuz a mess . black is 4ever sexy
I thought Seezinz blew everyone else out of the box. Her dress was cute. Hair was pretty, and makeup gorgeous. I thought Black was trying to mix the Fall with the Summer, and I hateth when people do that. I’m also one of those people who can’t see what is hot about this chick. She’s too plastic. I think Seezinz and Rayna look way better than her. Sinceer gets the worse dressed for that foul hairdo and botox expressions she kept making everytime she tried to smile.
Yeah, JDoe, something about Black bothers me. She is pretty, but something about her seems overrated. I missed Dymez on the reunion. I did imagine Black with no panties on in that oversized t-shirt.
What’s off about Black to me, is that she reminds me of Derek Jeter with a wig on, with two coconuts trying to escape out of his chest. She looks really mannish in the face to me.
Black is kinda manish in the face & very fake! fake boobs, extensions, top lip, & now her latest addition ass implants….these girls need some self-esteem!
YOU SAID MYAMMEE LOOKED A MESS AND BLACK LOOKED GOOD?????? DID U C BLACK’S NEW LIPS(NO ONE HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THEM YET). COLLAGEN MY ASS IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS AN ASS ON HER FACE.
SEEZINZ LOOKED GREAT AS WELL AS BUNZ.sHY LOOKED TOTALLY MATURED AND ACTED AS SUCH, WHILE I BARELY GOT TO SEE THE OTHERS lUSCIOUS D LOOKED AS USUAL, TREE LOOKED EVEN BETTER THAN ON THE SHOW. tHOSE TWINS NEDD TO STOP THAT NONSENSE OF DRESSING ALIKE.wHAT HAPPENED TO BEE X BEFORE SHE ARRIVED. EL LOOKED LIKED SHE HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH A 80′S MUSIC VIDEO AND THE HAIRSTYLE TO MATCH. bLACK LOOKED NICE BUT WHAT HAPPENED BEHIND SOMETHING GREW. PRANCER WILL FOEVER BE A KID AND SHE LOOKED JUST AS HER PERSONALITY CANT HER ON THAT. I DID NOT SEE RAYNA BUT FROM THE COMMENTS IT SEEMS THAT SHE LOKKED WELL. SOME OF YOU GIRLS ARE REALLY BEAUTIFUL WITHIUT ALL THOSE FAKE THINGS SO JUST BE NATURAL-TIK. Love the show and all the great fashion ideas that I got from watching.
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