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Finally, a decent episode of Miss Rap Supreme…

So Bree is out which probably broke the midget boy’s hearts, and it’s down to the Final 5.
Rece is feeling her absence too, “I swear to God every time I learn a nig** in this house, they leave”, but not enough to prevent her from celebrating being in the Top 5.

With free champagne and vodka someone was destined to be drunk tonight and Rece drank and drank ’til she ended up in bed and vomiting in a bag. Fortunately, Nicky2States is a trained nurse or something and she cleaned her up.

Onto the next morning and Byata is in bed whilst Chiba cleans the kitchen… she can’t help her ’cause she has her pee-ri-ad. (the New York accent is messed up… well that version anyway)
Despite her period cramps, Byata still managed to slip in that Chiba remains the Devil, manipulates people and creates wars. (it suddenly dawns on me that Sonny Chiba played Hattori Hanzo, the sword guy on Kill Bill)

Anyways, moving away from that bit of pop-culture, Serch and YoYo arrive to announce ‘Pageant Time’!
It’s the ‘Show ‘em what you got’ talent show and the ladies are asked to perform…
Nicky hula-hoops, Rece dances (I could feel the tsunami forming in the Pacific), Miss Cherry cart-wheels, Chiba tries to double-dutch and Byata kick-boxes.

Byata and Rece are declared winners and captains and asked to select team-mates.
Byata opts for Miss Cherry and is forced to take Chiba, while Rece is partnered with Nicky2States.

The new challenge is titled ‘Hip-Hop ya don’t stop’ and the women are asked to record a pop-record.
“I got this; this is what I do”, says Byata. Then adds making a pop record is perfect for her because “that’s the advantage of being a white-girl”
(seriously; what white girl is in the Top 10? Natasha Bedingfield?)

The ladies are told there must be no cursing and given tracks by mega-producer Just Blaze.

During deliberations, Byata and Chiba bump heads (I’m sure they’d rather rub heads) but it works out in the end with Byata writing the hook; or so she said.
Nicky and Rece are writing their lines without a hitch… but it suddenly dawns on Nicky that a loss in this challenge means a one on one elimination with Rece.

With the lines written the ladies are given 3 hours with Blaze at the studio and are told by Serch to come up with a group name.
‘Double or Nothin’ is the name for Nicky and Rece, and Byata’s group is named, ‘Buttah’.

Recording the tracks prove to be a handful… Rece seems to be using much of the three hours to get her bars down, and leaves fewer minutes than expected for Nicky2States to record.
When Just Blaze drops by he loves the ‘Hey Baby’ line by Nicky, but wants her to add something melodically (seriously, like wtf does that mean?)
When the track is completed, he likes it; given the time constraints.

Buttah’s recording session was even more eventful; with three ladies time was at a premium; but there was enough time for Bytchata to complain about Chiba’s recording stlye and her suggestive language. Chiba ignored her cause, “I’m not sayin’ nothin ’bout my pussy”… (I liked hearing it and I like writing it and anyone who wants to say that to me can email me their number and I’ll call. I swear!)

Blaze actually liked Chiba’s effort on the track, but asked her to turn it down.
With the 3 hours up, a laid-back, mellow Just Blaze wished them luck and were ushered of to 93.5FM K-Day to have their tracks played by the station during the Goodfellas segment.

Double or Nothin’s track ‘Aint What It Used To Be’ is played first for all of Los Angeles

The callers loved it, but one described it as ‘garbage, gar-bage’.



Buttah’s track ‘Make You Sweat’ was next and it was hot; Cherry in particular.

All the callers were impressed in the track and Byata boasted, “I wrote a hit” (you mean co-wrote… I can’t stand this broad!)

Serch and YoYo were impressed with both groups, but Serch thought Rece’s group could have had a stronger chorus. YoYo believed ‘Buttah’ did not blend as a team.
But, it was clear which group won and Serch duly announced ‘Buttah’ as victorious; and named Byata ‘Miss Popular’.
Chiba and the rest of the known world thought ‘Miss Pretty’ should have won the keys to the ‘Salt and Pepa’ suite; but at this point, who cares…

Eliminations

Having written a pop-song, ate pop-corn and popped balloons, the ladies were asked to write 16 bars on their pop (father).

Rece goes first and delivers… YoYo said she got goosebumps during her performance.
Nicky was next and delivered as well. Lyrically, she was stronger; but her delivery was that of a poet, or a spoken-word artiste.
Serch says the “arc of her story was breath-taking”; but ultimately, Nicky was eliminated because Rece gave an MC’s performance.

As Nicky2States departed, Serch encouraged her to keep going.

So that’s it, we are at the Final 4.
Thanks for reading… Cheers!



Pics courtesy: Rich at VH1