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“That was the most emotional elimination, ever” Byata says; as she speaks for everyone in the Fembassy.
On the last Episode, Rece and Nicky2States dropped two quality rhymes ‘on’ their fathers, and it was a touching moment for all the ladies. (because, you know, girls with good fathers don’t grow up to be rappers. Just sayin’)

As they raise a toast to the departed, Rece remembers the words from her mother that she will crack under the pressure (with mothers like that who needs abusive husbands)

Byata, caught in the moment, calls her father and lets us know he is a former addict.
No such sensitive moments from Miss Cherry and Chiba.

Soon enough they are chilling in the bed, all except Chiba that is; who notes their attitude around her.

The next morning and the ladies are invited to the ‘Los Angeles Gun Club’. They are all excited, save for Miss Cherry, who asks to be excused because she is on a bond; and this violates it or something.
(occasionally reality television has some realness to it)

The challenge is titled ‘#1 with a bullet’ and the ladies are asked to shoot at targets representing challenges they are likely to encounter as female rappers. Those challenges are ‘Misogyny’, ‘Low Self-Esteem and ‘Haters’ (presumably Miss Cherry’s was ‘Missy Elliot’)

The ladies did well, but Byata did the best with 23pts and won the opportunity to choose someone in the Fembassy to chill out with, someone famous; I hope.

Back at the Fembassy, Chiba says ‘congratulations’ to Byata, who doesn’t take kindly to that.
(Uh? Maybe ‘congratulations’ means ‘Fuck you’ in Russian? I don’t know, the only Russian word I know is hurry-up)

An argument ensues, including a near shoving match between Chiba and Byata; but it all blows over.
Outside, Rece says Chiba is upset because she took her friend (SMH, I can’t believe she said that).

Inside Byata officially announces she and Rece are going together will be the two to meet the Celebrity Guests. A disappointed (and perhaps jealous) Chiba declares, “I remember when I was your top pick” (and all this time I thought only gay men had ‘tops’ and ‘bottoms’)

The celeb turns out to be Dub C (West Siiiiiiiiiide!!!)

It’s all going well until Byata says she and Rece are the only New York Chicks left in the house (and? It’s only 4 of you!) and they are gonna put New York on the map.
Dub C looks at her like ‘Bytchata, please’; and lets her know New York is already on the map. (thus officially ending the East Coast/West Coast feud)

Dub C then departs with liquor and chips; but not before presenting Byata with a bottle of Patron.

Meanwhile, Chiba calls her daughter, and thereafter decides she will make peace with the ladies… I’m sure that barbecue aroma was tempting her, too.
(Hold up, y’all caught that joke, right? Russian! Hurry up!)

The ladies share words, and Byata says, “when you wear sunglasses all the time people think you don’t want to look them in the eye!”
(Ain’t this the same Bytchata who threatened to take off her sunglasses and expose her injured eye?)
You gotta wonder about a girl who tongue-kisses someone whose eyes she’s never seen.

At this point, Chiba removes her sunglasses, and weirdly enough she still looks like Chiba.
Turns out her sunglasses did more than protect her eye from light; because inexplicably she admitted that she “lost some fucked up shit on this side of my brain” and that she spits old rhymes when it applies.

(I have never said this before, but I have to now…”are you fucking retarded?”)

At this point it made no sense watching it to the end ’cause the die had been cast.
But, I love y’all so I remained glued to the telly…

Next up was the Master Peace Challenge and the task to write 16 bars on unity and peace; and spit to an audience of women who have experienced gang violence.
Byata’s reaction was fear, “’cause there are no white girls.”
(And she had reason to, because, when you see a bunch of black women and not one weave; you know they’re on some serious shit.)

Byata took the mic first and choked, Rece rapped some garbage and Cherry flattered to deceive… but Chiba ripped it.

Naturally the ladies, envious as they were, returned to Chiba’s confession and cried foul.
It all erupted into a huge argument with Rece doing that thing people do when they ain’t bout nothin’; and Byata on her devil talk again.
(for a lesbian communist she sure is obsessed with the Devil)

With that done, the ladies assembled for Serch and YoYo’s assessment of the challenge; and as expected, Byata let everything out… “this girl isn’t coming with fresh rhymes”
Serch notes her concern, then goes on to blast Byata for not taking the challenge seriously, railed against Reece, and chastised Miss Cherry.

Of course Bytchata pulled a stunt and threatened to quit, only to change her mind after YoYo said, “I see you as a superstar”

Chiba was then declared the winner and given the keys to the suite where she met a boring ‘peace rally’. The pattern was emerging…

Eliminations

Before Eliminations Byata rallies the ladies and states the mission is to eliminate Chiba because “she doesn’t deserve to be here”.

The ladies are then summoned and told the 16 bars this week would be on the word ‘bitch’…
As they scribble their lines and memorize it, Cherry says its about the finest details now; whatever that means.

With the hour up, Miss Cherry talked first and spoke her way through a clever assortment of words.
Rece was iight, but you never ever remember anything she says.
Byata wrote about Chiba; which ought to have disqualified her immediately… how can you face a serious challenge about the word bitch and then use it to call another woman a bitch?

Chiba was last and put her own twist on it; but flopped.

Deliberating, Serch and YoYo agreed that Miss Cherry and Rece were safe. That meant Chiba and Byata were the bottom two.
Despite flubbing her lines, and half-rapping her garbage lyrics; Byata was kept in the Fembassy.

Serch explained Chiba’s dismissal by stating she completely avoided the topic and he couldn’t be sure those rhymes were fresh… and frankly speaking, neither did I.

So that’s that; thanks for reading a loooooong recap today.
Cheers.