Buddha is smoking all kinda trees

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A few days over a month ago, we learnt VH1 is casting a new Flavor of Love type show that stars a rejected bachelor of I Love New York.

When I read the text I thought Tailor Made or Midget Mac, ’cause you know; I don’t know a damn thing. Others shared their guesses opinions; but everyone… and I mean EV-RY-1, hoped it would not be Buddha!
‘Cause you know; he’s like a cunt and stuff.
And that was that!

Well, on the very last day VH1 held auditions for the show (New York took names and pictures for a week starting on the 5th), Buddha has a blog on his MySpace that claims ‘Chance’ is the new ‘Flavor of Love’… or whatever they’ll call it.

PBS (who’s actually a network posing as a member of this blog) first saw this ‘outing’ a week ago; but Buddha removed it; only to put it up again.
So; here’s what I’ve been rambling about…

YOU ARE CASTING FOR CHANCE AKA KING OF THE SLAP-A-HOE TRIBE AKA CHIHUAHUA! DO NOT BE FOOLED.
I HAVE NO “I LOVE BUDDHA” SHOW
I HAVE NO “I LOVE BUDDHA” SHOW
I HAVE NO “I LOVE BUDDHA” SHOW

I had a previous much more detailed blog about this but CJ & my publicist demanded I delete it (and then went ahead and did it themselves while I was in Jamaica).

Anyhow, Long story short THERE IS NO I LOVE BUDDHA SHOW. This is a well conspired scam by 51 minds producers to get women to join the Vh1 show with the mis-conception that they’ll be vying over me. THIS IS A LIE!!

I said before that “I would never do another mindless television show who’s primary purpose is to exploit women and the emotional, mental, physical and sociological issues they’ve yet to resolve.”

YOU ARE CASTING FOR CHANCE AKA KING OF THE SLAP-A-HOE TRIBE AKA CHIHUAHUA! DO NOT BE FOOLED.
I HAVE NO “I LOVE BUDDHA” SHOW!!

Fadder Lawd, Fadder Lawd; did this egomaniacal bitch just name-drop a country?
Who gives a France that your Turkey-looking Hungary ass with the underbite Guams went to Jamaica!

61 Responses to “Buddha is smoking all kinda trees”

  1. Oh Mama noooo, lmao. Not the vanguard!

  2. I think so many of those females……..people on those reality shows are so full of shit with the drama and stuff. I understand people move on, but they fighting one day and friedns the next i mean wtf……….as for BUUDHAAAAGH HE GETS ON MY LAST DAMN NERVES like he’s the black jesus are something………..I dont think that Bootz and Buckeey blog true………..i mean usually on the net people write how they talk, but that dialect seems out of place………..just my opinion and i think Shay would’ve said more than that to explain herself……..just my opinion

  3. Shay, no need for larissa to put you on blast as everybody saw what you did! It wasn’t that big a deal….just shoul dbe private..between you, me and Bootz

  4. BUUDHAAAAGH HE GETS ON MY LAST DAMN NERVES like he’s the black jesus are something
    :::CSO::

    Immortal!!!

  5. thanks i try but seriously i liked his character on ILNY2 until after he got kicked off then he became the pompous(<<<<<did i spell that right), arrogant, conceited, asshole

  6. Lol… I just can’t believe a dude can be that conceited. It must be an act.

  7. can i ask you a question steupz? okay well another one: how do you get information other than the blogs…….well how do u go about meeting these people?

  8. To me it sounds like Budhha thought the show was going to be for him, found out it was for chance and now playing the “oh I wouldn’t do another show like that anyways card”
    And why do these people have assitants and stuff? They don’t really work do they?

  9. Sorry for the delay, mate… was on the phone with New York, lol.
    (just kidding)

    Well CSO; it’s as simple as asking for an ADD on MySpace and being persistent.
    From there you can sort yourself out. Prancer has a skating thingy; maybe you can hire her.

  10. Nooo PBS, nooo; he’s a life-coach, remember?

    And why can’t I link your site?
    At least link your name when you comment.

  11. Buddha little tooth ass needs to shut the hell up. ay for real I bet in 2 years hes gonna be a male stripper shanking that ding-a-ling for a few dollas! SIT THE F*CK DOWN BUDDHA!!!!!!!!!!! why do you think people still care bout you???????????

  12. this guy is HILARIOUs

  13. Hmmm I think we need new male reality stars………

    CSO:well i would be good for ILNY3 because uuum i speak my mind and i tell it how it is and uuuuuum i am mean and uuuuuum i dont get along with guys!!!!!!!

    Casting Committee:welcome to the show. now you know that your life is in our hands and how ever you’re perceived is up to us, but totally your fault.

  14. Buddha needs to fall back. Nobody was trying to see him starring in “I Love Tiny Lister.” IMO, that is not Bootz and Shay conversing in that blog. Shay has made no comment thus far, so I doubt she would comment on an internet forum when she could just call her up. That was written like an illiterate with no comprehension or love for the spell check feature.

  15. DEADDDDDDDDDD!!!! 1983-2008.

  16. He talks a good game like he is the man on top, but this character doesn’t appear to have had an arc since New York picked dudes over him that he thought were soft; unable to figure that out — i.e. what he has missing as a man — he continues the verbal flexing.

    How many months have passed after the final taping of the ILNY2 reunion show?!?!? And Buddha is still screaming like a beyotch on Chance? Seems like this mafugga never learned how to take a loss and man up.

  17. Collapses in a lotus pose and chants, ‘Ohmmmm, ohmmmmn’

    Just leave him alone CL, lol.

  18. “I Love Tiny ister” LMMFAO dat wuz funny i almost knocked da keyboard over when i realized who Tiny Lister was……..Im still laughing as I type

  19. Buddha is a little full of himself,..so what, he has reason to be. He has so much going for him over these other clowns on these shows. If I were surronded by trash at these reunions and such, I’d have a slightly inflated ego too.

  20. Booooo; you actually found a way to justify that ego??!!

  21. Just look at this shit

    Buddha Bubble Bath.jpg

  22. steupz that pic is kinda old he put that up a while ago. this shit makes me laugh so hard!!!!!!! i’m telling you… STRIPPER IN 2 YEARS!

  23. anon; I would not admit to snooping around Buddha’s page if I were you, lol.

    But dang, why did he put that up?

    That picture is gayer than Gayle and Oprah!

  24. lol steupz! yeah why did I admit that? on second thought I think he might become an escort.

  25. Lmao… that’s perfect for him.
    Those women (or men, lol) expect these guys to be assholes.

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