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I Love Money Predictions
Enigmatic Anonymous had a look at the guys of I Love Money and after suffering a number of hot flashes, she shared her thoughts….
Chance
Reason for joining the show: Promoting the Stallionares maybe?
What he brings to the show: He’s a fan favorite and his temper always makes for great reality TV. Also women (not including myself) think he looks good.
Chance of winning the show: 2½ out of 5 …His temper may be his downfall and there are many rumors swirling that he may be ILNY bachelor getting his own show.
Heat
Reason for joining the show: Because 12 Pack is gonna be there.
What he brings to the show: Nothing much really. He doesn’t seem to function well without 12 Pack.
Chance of winning the show: 2 out of 5 He acts like a follower and unless he can free himself from 12 Pack’s beguiling appeal then he has no shot at winning.
Midget Mac
Reason for joining the show: Just for pure exploitation because VH1 loves to torture people when they know what their fears are.
What he brings to the show: Humor and craziness. Just his presence makes stuff funny.
Chance of winning the show: 1 out of 5 I don’t remember seeing him one time in the supertrailer so I don’t think his chances are that good.
Real
Reasons for joining the show: Because VH1 knows more people like him than his brother and it would be dumb to have one on the show without the other. He could also be there to promote the Stallionaires.
What he brings to the show: Sanity and intelligence that is seriously lacking on TV; and women think he looks good, too.
Chance of winning the show: 3 out of 5 I think he may go far but I also don’t think he really needs the money either.
The Entertainer
Reasons for joining the show: He needs the money and his parents probably made him do it.
What he brings to the show: A personality that’s all his own. He can stand on his own and be manipulative when he needs to… He’s probably the most opportunistic person of anybody on the show.
Chance of winning the show: 5 out of 5 He’s in his 30’s and still lives with his overbearing parents. He needs that money more than anybody.
Mr. Boston
Reasons for joining the show: Probably to get revenge for Chance kicking his ass. He may also be used as fodder to push some kind of storyline with Pumkin.
What he brings to the show: Lameness that doesn’t seem too wack because he’s the one acting that way. Also we just wanna see if Chance is gonna kick his ass again.
Chance of winning the show: 3½ out of 5 He’s corny and a pushover but he has shown that he can use what he has to get quite far.
Whiteboy
Reason for joining the show: Since Chance and Real are there he might as well be included, too.
What he brings to the show: I have no idea but a lot of women think he’s sexy for some reason.
Chance of winning the show: 3½ out of 5 Although he got far on ‘I Love New York’ his personality is still a mystery. He may show his true colors to try to win.
12 Pack
Reasons for joining the show: He’s an attention whore and he desperately wants to prove he’s not gay.
What he brings to the show: Cockiness and vanity that surpasses 8 of the 9 women on the show and women think he looks good.
Chance of winning the show: 3 out of 5 He just wants to win the money but his indifference to everything else may piss his cast mates off and lead to his downfall.
Dude, I did NOT have any hot flashes.
Oh Enig Anon, might you have had at least one hot flash now that Buddha is off the front page of Bourgy? I know I did!!!!! Oh happy day!
Btw, great thoughts on the I Love Money men. Now, if we can get you out of the house, there are a few race horses that I’d like you to size up for me so that I can place some bets.
here my prediction I Predict that i will not be watching this crap because nobody really cares about them FOL ROL ILNY broke ass loser because they can’t fill out a real Motherfucking job application stop depending on vh1 for money Broke fucks! The Entertainer this is probably his first real job Scene he live at home with mommy and daddy
Real, intelligent? Please. Just because he is not as big of a drunken idiot as his brother does not make him intelligent.
hahahaha pimp i feel you on this shit hoopz need to go back on what she was doing before sucking niggaz dick to get money she got more money by doing that
Damn Chance is lookin good
good morning.
no pictures of whiteboy or boston?
and i notice there are no hispanics in this cast…
::sigh::
Hello, Rev. Interesting point you make about the cast; it would appear that white folks love themselves some black folk and vice versa when it comes to sharing the screen. Gotta go to the hispanic or asian channels to get a little different mix of folks, despite the fact that the latter groups have been in the country for practically the same amount of time. Must be some sort of invisible cultural barrier. For example, when I watched the NYC news channels, there were always reports of the typical white or black neighborhgood news (murder, rape, robbery, arrests, etc.), yet there was little to none on what was happening in Chinatown. I would bet that the VH1 casting, much like local news, is advertising based, i.e. don’t hold your breath for a Goya commercial. Oh well.
I am pulling for Real or the Entertainer. Hopefully if Frank does win he will move out of his parents house.
I noticed that there were very few black people on the show too, only 5 out of the 17 are black.
No pictures ’cause..
a) Whiteboy is already in the sidebar
b) I had to consider those poor folk on dial-up who’d prefer the site not have so many pictures.
Good Afternoon all.
Its going to be one guys and one girl.
For the Final Two?
I doubt that…
Yeap the final 2.
Plus Steups you will never know who is going to hook up.
c) Steupz wants to protect his server(?)
It’d be an interesting Bourgy demographic stat to share: the percentage of page hits via dial-up.
Soooo….. only 5 out of 17 are black? Hmmm… that’s a switch, since they are pulling alumni from shows that were mostly black. Well, we know that black folk love to win money; so that’s not it. Maybe VH1 is limiting the bitch-calling-shove-a-chick-off-the-balcony-fighting-booty-clap-in-front-of-the-camera-loving-shit-on-the-marble-floor-dropping-start-fights-because-I’m-holier-and-bigger-than-thou-Buddha-type-frontin’ beyotches to a minimum. Couldn’t blame 51 Minds if they were trying to max out on the ad revenues since the ratings have been dropping and since they really can’t pull from a pool of bourgy (lower case “B”) black reality contestants that you might find on the major network reality shows — not to dis my ghetto VH1 black brethren: it ain’t nuffin’ personal… it’s just bidness.
Plus, 51 Minds brought in this Craig J. Jackson guy that comes with some cross-over (ethnicity and major network) appeal. I wonder if the FOL3 “NeverWed Game” was an I Love Money screen test for Arsenio, and either he or they said, “Eh… keep looking.” And I wonder if some gray haired old men at Viacom said in a meeting, “If you want to keep doing business with us, you’ll have to tone it down a bit on VH1, son. Why do you think we bought BET?” [garf garf garf, they chuckle and slap each other, but then look back with all seriousness]
Just because there are fewer black people really doesn’t mean the show will be devoid of trashiness. We just won’t really be able to call it ghetto. I guess VH1 is banking on the fact that there will be more unbridled male/female interaction since the drama can’t stem from fighting over one person.
Actually Enigmatic the show is going to be ghetto.
Between strip night, walking around half nude, having sex, and the fighting oh yeah it going to be wild.
I have always thought Ghetto and Trailer Park were maybe kinda the same thing…I am not up with slang but either way black, white, hispanic I think the show is going to be great and there will be enough trashiness to go around!
Shawn… Enig… you guys are actually starting to get me into this quote-unquote “show” — up until today, I had no interest.
From the cast (Brandi C, Chance, Heather, Heat, Hoopz, Midget Mac, Mr. Boston, Nibblz, Pumkin, Real, The Entertainer, Toasteee, Whiteboy, 12 Pack and Rodeo) there’s lots of sexual energy, as Shawn and Enig pointed out. So, who will try to get with whom is the question. I don’t see Hoopz trying to do anything — I’m just not feeling any sex appeal from her. Pumpkin on the other hand is likely to sneak away with Mr. Boston or dump him on t.v. (if she was still dating him by the taping) for another guy.
Steupz, maybe this is a STOP THE BOURGY PRESSES moment; well, it is at least post-worthy (since Buddha posts have lowered the bar). Seeing side by side head shots with predictions might be great once you get the winner predictions (part II) posted, especially if those predictions of sexual encounters and/or tensions came from the minds of our intelligent female BOURGY analysts.
Q: Why a female point of view? A: Because women, like OPEC, control the global supply of snatch and make all the decisions as to who gets it, when they get it, how frequently, how long, how many times, how much (money, dinners, jewerly, alcohol… oh yeah, and emotion), etcetera… etcetera.
Eh.. just a thought, mate.
Oh I think hoopz is going to actually hook up with someone on the slick side.
Destiny with the latin lover
Bret ex will hook up with 12 packs.
Shawn, don’t spoil your exclusive!!!
Okay, Hoopz on the slick side is right, but who in their right mind…? She’s too cock-diesel for the pretty boy Stallionaires in my opinion. Maybe Chance would throw a shot at her, just because. I can see Whiteboy trying to push up on Hoopz — at least once. Bret Ex with 12 Pack is a good one — while Heat and 12 pack competing for the same girl would be a classic 51 Minds “reality” script.
More like Heat and some girl trying to compete for 12 pack LOL
Come on, the supertrailer shows at least 3 potential hook-ups. Hoopz & Real (with Whiteboy maybe trying to take her for himself), Heather & 12 Pack (with Megan trying to sabotage it), and Heat & Destiney (with The Entertainer trying to take her for himself).
Enigmatic Anon I already seen 5 espiode so far. I watch the trailers but I also watch the whole thing.
CL I am not going to spoil it.
Steupz probably already knows who going to hook up and who won.
Oh. I see. Well, Ms. Enig Anon, I’m sorry I’m not up on the latest I Love Money supertrailer to know about these three potential hookups. You see, lately I’ve been relying solely on Bourgy for my VH1 celebreality gossip and news, and I’m quite knowledgeable on has-beens, also-rans, or things that start with “B-U-” — e.g. BUMS like… BUSH… BUDDHA… and BUGS flying into a reporter’s mouth (a classic; I’m sure he’s looking for a job like the other two.). So, ex-cuuue-yooose me.
Well, anyway, looks like I was right about Whiteboy pushing up on Hoopz. I just can’t see Whiteboy trying to crack on Nibblez. The other scenarios are peaking my interest. I hope I’m not reluctantly watching this thing by myself, for its a lonnnnng haul ’til we get to New York Goes To Hollywood.
Shawn, you mean the show is airing already? Well, no wonder Enig Anon is writing as if I am a dunce — cap taken. If you’ve already seen 5 episodes then I’d better catch up.
I dread the thought of having to watch this thing on the VH1 website, as they always blast the phucking volume on their phucking commercials and it is so phuckin’ annoying. I hate that shit. I’ll tell you how I really feel about it later.
CL no its hasnt came on yet but some of us got to watch the unedited espiodes before they cut them to show on TV. I guess Vh1 caught on to some things but still dont realize there are other ways to see things.
Also did you all know Monique is going to be on 102.3 she has her own show.
hey steups, hit up my youtube when u got a chance
I haven’t seen any full episodes yet, just the supertrailer and a couple other previews. I’m just making predictions based on the personalities of the contestants.
Now I know why I didn’t find any full episodes on the VH1 site — Shawn and Steupz got da hookup. Ever since I got rid of my cable subscription I lose a step every now and then as to what and when things are on.
半年ぶりだね
Shawn, hopefully you guys will keep us posted as to when Monique starts her show; maybe a link to a podcast or something?
Hmmm… a clue.
Hoopz and Real are talking about hooking up to do each others hair
stop hatn on chance u no he sexy
shawn u did not watch 5 episodes lying ass
that jerk, 12 pack lied to me.