I Love Money Predictions

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Enigmatic Anonymous had a look at the guys of I Love Money and after suffering a number of hot flashes, she shared her thoughts….

Chance

 

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Reason for joining the show: Promoting the Stallionares maybe?
 
What he brings to the show: He’s a fan favorite and his temper always makes for great reality TV. Also women (not including myself) think he looks good.
 
Chance of winning the show: 2½ out of 5 …His temper may be his downfall and there are many rumors swirling that he may be ILNY bachelor getting his own show.
 
 

Heat

 
Reason for joining the show: Because 12 Pack is gonna be there.
 
What he brings to the show: Nothing much really. He doesn’t seem to function well without 12 Pack.
 
Chance of winning the show: 2 out of 5 He acts like a follower and unless he can free himself from 12 Pack’s beguiling appeal then he has no shot at winning.
 
 

Midget Mac

 
Reason for joining the show: Just for pure exploitation because VH1 loves to torture people when they know what their fears are.
 
What he brings to the show: Humor and craziness. Just his presence makes stuff funny.
 
Chance of winning the show: 1 out of 5 I don’t remember seeing him one time in the supertrailer so I don’t think his chances are that good.
 
 

Real

 

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Reasons for joining the show: Because VH1 knows more people like him than his brother and it would be dumb to have one on the show without the other. He could also be there to promote the Stallionaires.
 
What he brings to the show: Sanity and intelligence that is seriously lacking on TV; and women think he looks good, too.
 
Chance of winning the show: 3 out of 5 I think he may go far but I also don’t think he really needs the money either.
 
 

The Entertainer

 

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Reasons for joining the show: He needs the money and his parents probably made him do it.
 
What he brings to the show: A personality that’s all his own. He can stand on his own and be manipulative when he needs to… He’s probably the most opportunistic person of anybody on the show.
 
Chance of winning the show: 5 out of 5 He’s in his 30’s and still lives with his overbearing parents. He needs that money more than anybody.

 

Mr. Boston

Reasons for joining the show: Probably to get revenge for Chance kicking his ass. He may also be used as fodder to push some kind of storyline with Pumkin.

What he brings to the show: Lameness that doesn’t seem too wack because he’s the one acting that way. Also we just wanna see if Chance is gonna kick his ass again.

Chance of winning the show: 3½ out of 5 He’s corny and a pushover but he has shown that he can use what he has to get quite far.
 

Whiteboy

 
Reason for joining the show: Since Chance and Real are there he might as well be included, too.
 
What he brings to the show: I have no idea but a lot of women think he’s sexy for some reason.
 
Chance of winning the show: 3½ out of 5 Although he got far on ‘I Love New York’ his personality is still a mystery. He may show his true colors to try to win.
 
 

12 Pack

 

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Reasons for joining the show: He’s an attention whore and he desperately wants to prove he’s not gay.
 
What he brings to the show: Cockiness and vanity that surpasses 8 of the 9 women on the show and women think he looks good.
 
Chance of winning the show: 3 out of 5 He just wants to win the money but his indifference to everything else may piss his cast mates off and lead to his downfall.

37 Responses to “I Love Money Predictions”

  1. 半年ぶりだね

  2. Shawn, hopefully you guys will keep us posted as to when Monique starts her show; maybe a link to a podcast or something?

  3. Hmmm… a clue.

  4. Hoopz and Real are talking about hooking up to do each others hair

  5. stop hatn on chance u no he sexy

  6. shawn u did not watch 5 episodes lying ass

  7. that jerk, 12 pack lied to me.

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