Midget Mac is mad weird
Midget Mac
So yesterday Enigmatic Anonymous did a prediction/preview for the guys of ‘I Love Money’ and I thought I should familiarize myself with their MySpace accounts…’cause you know; I just should.
So today I happened upon Midget Mac’s MySpace, just to see what’s on there so I can clown him…’cause you know; I hate him and stuff.
Well boy did I ever find stuff to clown him, lmao.
First up, his ‘About Me’ section…
Whilst listing his credentials to attract women, he mentions his “third leg”, his stamina, his romantic nature and (I’m laughing already)…and he has “unlimited text messaging to fit yo needs”
LMFAO @ MM. HE B DAT HOT 2 DEF TEXT-MAC. IDK WOT ELZ 2 SAY
L8R M8S
And so I turned to his ‘Who I’d like to meet’ section…
Do you know who is first on Midget Mac’s list?
R. Kelly!!! (Fadder Lawd)
Now Mac, uhmmn, I don’t know what you’ve heard about Kellz (laughing), but you can never pass for an underaged girl. An underaged negro leprechaun, maybe…but that’s ’bout it kid.
Sorry.
(Exhales)
So I thought; you know what…lemme just grab a picture in his “My Photos” album and forget about clowning this guy…’cause you know, Steupz got love for the kids, lol.
But what do I see there?
Along with two pics of himself, Midget Mac has a picture of his favorite fork!
Not favorite f*ck, like most guys…his favorite fork.
What a forking loser!
I’m done with this guy. I want him and Whiteboy eliminated on ‘I Love Money’ as soon as possible.
SMH vigorously.
LMFAO, Steupz!!! Classic stuff. Lord have mercy, though — a bit hard on the guy, wouldn’tja say? [so wrote one of 5 million Buddha haters.]
I’m gonna go with my gut instinct that 51 Minds actually did not bother to ensure the playing fields were leveled for Midget Mac and his 1st and 2nd leg deficiencies. If 51 Minds jerked the FOL3 internet winners without a care for a simple five-dollar seat in the audience for the reunion show then they sure as hell ain’t gonna be thinking about Midget Mac or any backlash from Little People of America, Inc. for a $250K prize. [Eh, "Special Olympics" might have been distastefully funnier but certainly insulting to those folks.]
My take: Migidy Mac will be eliminated on the 1st episode, left holding nothing in hand but his 3rd leg.
Btw, I love it when your posts end right next to Chiba’s right boob.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What a forking loser.” That’s the best thing I’ve heard in a while….a sad thought is, your right on!!! A fork! I just shake my head!
Well, he is willing to let himself be clowned to extend his 15 minutes.
I like MM. But most of those people on ILM personalities have changed from looking at the previews. Most of them were laid back now they’re yelling, back-stabbing and bringing their true colors to light.
U SOUND LIKE U GOT A SCHOOL GIRL CRUSH ON HIM N U MAD CAUSE HE WONT GIVE U ANY PLAY LOL PEOPLE LIKE U MAKE ME SICK U HAVE NOTHING BETTER 2 DO WIT YA SELF LOL MAC COULD PROB BUY FOUR OF U WIT HIS WEEKLY SALARY N IT JUST EATS U UP INSIDE LMAO N WHO CARES WHAT U THINK N E WAY UR NO ONE IMPORTANT LOL GET OVER YASELF HATER
LOL
he’s a forking loser, but….. uh who are you? XD
-lockz
bourgy full of haters dude, its a trend get use to their insecurity
XD!!