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Verne Mini-Me Troyer granted temporary restraining order

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Verne Troyer has sued TMZ.com, Sugar DVD and pornmeister Kevin Blatt for $20 million (£8.68), claiming violation of privacy and right to publicity; copyright and trademark infringement, and misappropriation of name and likeness.

As a result of, or maybe in asociation with, or perhaps indirectly related thereto, a Judge has granted a temporary restraining order preventing distribution and posting of clips of the 50-minute Verne Troyer sex tape.

50 minutes!!???
Damnnn; even if you include the time, on those occasions when I have to run to the drugstore to buy a condom; I don’t last that long.
Then again, there was that scene on ‘Surreal Life’ where dude seemed to pee for a generation.

For the record, the judge, Philip Gutierrez, granted the restraint on the basis that the actor had “demonstrated that he will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation” if the tape is distributed.
SMH at that…

7 Responses to “Verne Mini-Me Troyer granted temporary restraining order”

  1. Dont think i wouldve said i couldnt last 50 minutes.

  2. Wow I check out for a day or so and the blog blows up with posts! Maybe I need to do that more often..

    And “mini me” sex tape= “mimi puke”

  3. Hello All,

    @PBS, puke or not…I wanted to see Mini-me..MINI-ME!!! LMAO:)

  4. :;swoons at the sight of the joker on the left side of the page::

    my kind of dude – you know insanely intelligent, psychotic, homicidial with just enough twisted humor to make me lick my lips alot.

    in any case, i have yet to see the vern porn and i dont think i want to – this dude gets more ass than tyson beckford.

    but damage? as if the surreal life wasnt damaging enough? and what career are we talking about aside from roles that exploit his size for comedy?

    pfft.

  5. ummm ew

  6. Seriousy other than frat houses(for a laugh…I hope) who da hell is going to buy that?

  7. “For the record, the judge, Philip Gutierrez, granted the restraint on the basis that the actor had “demonstrated that he will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation” if the tape is distributed.”

    LOL, LOL. Yea right. Mini-me was probably the one who released the tape.

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