I Love Money Premiere Clues

Hey, this is Enigmatic Anonymous!
After watching the first episode of ‘I Love Money’, I find that 20 minutes after I finished watching it, I barely remember a damn thing.
Good thing is I took notes, but since I can’t finish my recap until Sunday, here are 10 things from the show that I would make demotivational posters (see pic included for an example) out of.
Those who already saw the show would know to whom these things apply…
Hooking Up- Because having sex on TV is not as embarrassing as winning money on TV.
Friendship- Because there’s no way they would ever backstab me. Right?
Excuses- I don’t have a good one but it’s still better than everyone else’s.
Bikinis- Proving once again that 85% of the population will never look good in them.
Vanity- As if you don’t already look ridiculous enough.
Ineptitude- You can’t break the rules if you don’t understand them.
Insanity- When WTF no longer accurately describes my reaction towards you.
Kissing up- The only method lames and airheads can effectively use to ensure their acceptance in society.
Not kissing up- Because even bad, loud phone sex is better than this.
Stubbornness- I’ll just blame it on the alcohol later

Took me a while to warm up to this post ‘Matic; but I love it.
I apologize for chaging the poster; but I love this one.
Forgive me?
I forgive you.
Have you seen the video to the left?
Remarkable woman, that.
Byt the way, I was able to guess all 10, lol.
i didnt get it at first, call me Meghan, but i had to read it a few times then i got it………….good post…………LMAO mentally retarded dogs: cared for by mentally retarded whores
Lmfao!!!!
Ok here are the couples hook ups.
Real/Whiteboy and hoopz
Chance and Brandi C
Heather/daisy and 12 pack/heat