I Love Money Premiere Clues

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Hey, this is Enigmatic Anonymous!

After watching the first episode of ‘I Love Money’, I find that 20 minutes after I finished watching it, I barely remember a damn thing.
Good thing is I took notes, but since I can’t finish my recap until Sunday, here are 10 things from the show that I would make demotivational posters (see pic included for an example) out of.

Those who already saw the show would know to whom these things apply…



Hooking Up- Because having sex on TV is not as embarrassing as winning money on TV.

Friendship- Because there’s no way they would ever backstab me. Right?

Excuses- I don’t have a good one but it’s still better than everyone else’s.

Bikinis- Proving once again that 85% of the population will never look good in them.

Vanity- As if you don’t already look ridiculous enough.

Ineptitude- You can’t break the rules if you don’t understand them.

Insanity- When WTF no longer accurately describes my reaction towards you.

Kissing up- The only method lames and airheads can effectively use to ensure their acceptance in society.

Not kissing up- Because even bad, loud phone sex is better than this.

Stubbornness- I’ll just blame it on the alcohol later

6 Responses to “I Love Money Premiere Clues”

  1. Took me a while to warm up to this post ‘Matic; but I love it.
    I apologize for chaging the poster; but I love this one.

    Forgive me?

  2. I forgive you.

  3. Have you seen the video to the left?
    Remarkable woman, that.

    Byt the way, I was able to guess all 10, lol.

  4. i didnt get it at first, call me Meghan, but i had to read it a few times then i got it………….good post…………LMAO mentally retarded dogs: cared for by mentally retarded whores

  5. Lmfao!!!!

  6. Ok here are the couples hook ups.

    Real/Whiteboy and hoopz
    Chance and Brandi C
    Heather/daisy and 12 pack/heat

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