J. LO

*The announcer left the booth for no apparent substantial reason, came back for no reason other than to thank them and give them permission to leave. The interview was already over, was it not? Staged.

*Pretty and Seezinz both jumped as if to avoid being caught kissing. They are both in entertainment, both adults, and both were only in a radio station. Cats have been known to smoke weed and women get naked in radio stations. Why act like children after a simple kiss? Staged… with a bad reality script.

*The camera man was still in the mafuggin room… in plain site, hobbling around the desk and up on top of the two of them at one point. Staged. Why act like you got caught? They are two people trying to become stars, are they not? Would not a real open kiss enhance their publicity or appeal? Of course it would. They are simply amatures at making pretend of “reality”; they clearly miss the genius of 51 Minds who are experts at “producing” reality. Staged.

*There was no apparent urgent need for a kiss in the booth; they could have kissed beforehand or afterward to really get down if they wanted to. The kiss was too “eager” with too much “anxiety.” Staged.

*Seezinz is the type of sister that would help a brother out. Staged.

*She also asked for the kiss, it’s not like Pretty kicked some fly ass lyrics to the sister or just swooned her. He got an assist. Weak.

*I guess he coughed to smell his breath as a joke — a move that weakens your game before a kiss. Weak. Weak. Weak.

*Somewhere in the rumor mill, Seezinz was accused of being gay — not to substantiate that, but if so then a staged kiss could kill two birds with one stone. Plausible.

*Pretty expressed fear that he was being set up for a let down. Fear of being setup for a kiss? Uh, Alex, I’ll take “signs of a weak ass game” for $200. Weak. Just Weak.

*When alone, Pretty turns his head away from Seezins, like he was too shy to face her straight up and rap to her or something. She touches his hair and he looks away even more. She is clearly the aggressor. Uh, Alex, I’ll take “things a weak ass brother would do” for $300. Weak. Weak. Weak.

*They each wipe their mouth once the DJ returns as if to highlight the fact that they were hiding a kiss. Staged. Look, if Seezinz left some Seezinz slob on my mouth, I’m not sure that I would be wiping it off to hide a kiss but rather licking it off to enjoy the remnants of the kiss.

*The tape was cut up like a high-top fade just before and just after the kiss. Why edit it, unless you are editing for more effect? The editor certainly took the time to setup the tape to make the kiss *seem* as if it was off camera. Why not simply show the whole interaction? Staged for the benefit of those two knuckleheads and the radio show.

Why I am I wasting my time with breaking this bullshit down?