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The second episode of ‘I Love Money’ begins with everyone waking up and getting together with their teams to start a new day.
However, Nibblz swims alone in the pool and laments about not being seen as a strong competitor by everyone else in the house and vows to prove herself to everyone.

Back in the house the phone rings and Craig informs Whiteboy and Hoopz that they must prepare for their first team challenge and that they must decide on new Team Captains. He goes on to tell them that no person can be a Team Captain for 2 challenges in a row and that the losing team must put 3 of their team members up for elimination.

Immediately, Chance offers to be Team Captain for the Green team and Whiteboy agrees. Mr. Boston also agrees but he states in the Confessional that he is only giving his approval to get on Chance and Whiteboy’s good side and he really doesn’t believe that Chance is fit to be a Team Captain (then say something! Don’t be a scared bitch around those punk ass mofos).

In another room, the Gold team unanimously agrees that Rodeo should be the Team Captain, then they all get together to talk about everyone’s physical strengths. It is then discovered that everyone is physically adept at something except for Pumkin and she is immediately labeled as the weakest on the team.

As Destiney passes the Gold team, she sees they are trying to come up with a strategy to win and she is quite disappointed about Chance not trying to do the same. She then goes to complain to Heat about it and they decide that Destiney should be the Team Captain.

Heat continues to be unhappy about being on the Green Team and thinks it’s destined for disaster. The pair, Heat and Destiney, then go to consult Chance and Whiteboy about the lack of strategy and much to Chance’s chagrin, Whiteboy and Mr. Boston agree that Destiney should be Team Captain instead (wait, I thought there were 8 people on this team not 5)

Everyone then arrives at the beach where the location of the challenge is and Craig tells everyone they will be competing in “The Bed Battle Challenge.”
The challenge is modeled after the Sapphyri/H-Town fight from Flavor Of Love 2 where competitors will battle on a makeshift bed suspended over water, using sticks to knock their opponent off. (aww hell naw, LMAO)
If a player is knocked away from the middle of the bed then the part of the bed they land on will collapse.

The rules are:
1. Don’t drop the sticks in the water
2. Don’t touch the cables
3. Don’t fall in the water

Violations of any of these rules will result in a disqualification and a point for the other team. The teams are competing in a best of 5 challenge so the first team to get to 3 points; wins!

Craig then calls up the Team Captains and informs them that the winning team’s Captain will become the “paymaster” and will determine who goes home from the ‘bottom 3′ of the losing team.
On a flip of the coin, the Gold team wins the right to choose first but Rodeo defers the first pick to Destiney in an attempt to choose the best matches to compete against Destiney’s picks.

The Bed Battle Challenge

For the first match, Destiney chooses Whiteboy to go first and Rodeo opts for 12 Pack.
Whiteboy and 12 Pack compete and Whiteboy knocks 12 Pack off by making the bed collapse. 12 Pack grabs onto the cables and is disqualified.

Next up is Heat vs The Entertainer.
Heat and the Entertainer battle until they both begin to tire. Both men complain of dizziness and exhaustion and they both stop to catch their breath while clips of both smoking, are shown (LOL they look like two old men up there)
Soon after, The Entertainer catches a dazed Heat off-guard and knocks Heat’s stick into the water.

Destiney is disappointed that Heat lost but the Entertainer hopes Destiney took notice of his strength. (what kind of bootleg love triangle is this? Nobody knows who likes anybody)

Both teams are now tied with one point.
Next up is Real going against Hoopz. Real is extremely apprehensive about taking on Hoopz because she’s a woman and he thinks she’s cute (WTF ever man. Just fight the bitch like the man she appears to be)
Real doesn’t put up too much of a fight and Hoopz eventually knocks Real’s stick in the water. The Gold team now takes a 2-1 lead.

The fourth match is between Chance and Rodeo.
Immediately, Chance begins to hit Rodeo brutally in the head. He continues his relentless assault until Rodeo gets stuck in between the cables (damn he seriously fucked her up). Unaware that Rodeo is actually getting choked on the cables, Chance looks on at first, then helps her.
Because Rodeo touched the cables, both teams are now tied at 2 points.

The final match to decide the winner is between Mr. Boston and Nibblz.
Nibblz is quite confident about winning this match and tries to stare-down Mr. Boston to intimidate him.
Mr. Boston and Nibblz trade a few small blows but Mr. Boston sees an opening and advantage by knocking her down and forcing the bed to collapse into the water.
Mr. Boston wins the point and victory for the Green team.
Craig then announces the Green team is completely safe from Elimination and the Gold team must put-up 3 team members for elimination in the morning.
Immediately, Pumkin thinks she’s going home if her name is in the box because she feels that Megan has a strong alliance with Destiney (why the fuck are you worried about Megan?)

The next morning, Craig escorts everyone to the vault and advises the checks are held in this room and when a team deliberates for eliminations, they must place the checks in the lockbox. After the check is placed in the lockbox, the decision is final.
Craig then tells the Gold team they have 15 minutes to pick 3 team members to go in the box. If they cannot decide, then the Green team will make the selection(s).

Quickly, the Gold team decides that Nibblz will go into the box. They also vote to put Pumkin and Toasteee.
Pumkin cries about the serious possibility of being eliminated because she really believes Megan will convince Destiney to send her home.

Later on, Craig tells Pumkin, Nibblz, and Toastee that they will go out for a “power outing” with Destiney to try to win her over.

While Pumkin and Toastee get ready, they come up with a strategy to try to paint Nibblz as the strongest person out of the three of them. Toastee thinks it’s a great idea because she still wants to get payback against Nibblz for getting her sent home on Flavor of Love 2 (Uh your dumb, lying, big mouth ass got yourself sent home on FOL 2. Grow the fuck up. It’s really not a good look for your bitter ass).

The four women are sent out for lunch and as they dance, Toastee uses the opportunity to fake an ankle injury to appear weaker than Nibblz. Toastee cries (an extremely fake cry with no tears and no redness to her ankle) to make Destiney take notice of her.

After Toastee is attended to, they all sit at a table to make their pitch to Destiney.
Pumkin makes the argument to keep the weaker people around because the stronger ones may become the Green team’s problem later on in the competition. She then suggests Nibblz is clearly the strongest of the three of them (she’s a bogus bitch)

In the Confessional, Nibblz calls Pumkin and Toastee phony and she refuses to play down her strengths just to look weak for Destiney.

Back at the house, Brandi C. and Megan give Mr. Boston a massage in their bikinis for winning the challenge for their team. Mr. Boston then strips down to nothing but a thong and a highly disgusted Megan and Brandi C. massage him until he announces that he orgasmed from the massage (that’s so fucking disgusting. They gon’ need to wash their hands in bleach and ammonia to get clean)

Meanwhile, Destiney decides that she needs to talk to Pumkin alone to help her make her decision. Destiney notes that Pumkin has gained weight since being on her previous shows. Pumkin then cries and tells Destiney that she had an eating disorder and she used to be 200 pounds (what kind of eating disorder did she have? Lying ass, I wanna see pics of her at 200 pounds)

Destiney feels bad for making Pumkin cry and is now more confused about who she should keep.

Back at the house, everyone discovers that Toasteee has been injured and she somehow successfully convinces everyone else that her injury is real (how the fuck did she do that because her attempts at convincing me failed)

Elimination Ceremony

At Eliminations, Nibblz thinks Pumkin should go because she will bring a lot of drama to both teams. Toastee still believes that Nibblz should be the one to go home.

It’s now decision time, and Destiney chooses Pumkin as the first person to stay because she feels Pumkin is weak.
Now it’s down to Toastee and Nibblz.

Destiney decides to keep Toastee because she feels Nibblz poses the biggest threat to her team. Nibblz doesn’t show too much disappointment about having to leave; only saying that she was courageous and she tried her best.

So that’s that, we are now down to 15.

Pictures: VH1