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Episode 3 begins right after the previous Elimination Ceremony.
Mr. Boston drinks and talks with Heat and Destiney. In the Confessional, Mr. Boston says that the Stallionaires are a super powerful group that could work together to get rid of everyone else on the Green team.
He then drunkenly shares his thoughts about the Stallionaires with Heat and Destiney in order to form some kind of alliance to break up the group.

Heat listens on intently but Destiney admits that she’s too drunk to really listen to what is being said. Later, Heat and Destiney retreat to their room to talk while the Entertainer creepily watches them (This dude is looking more and more like a perverted stalker every day).

Meanwhile, Heather and 12 Pack sit outside alone.
In the Confessionals, both admit to being attracted to each other and after their sentiments are shared, they start making-out.

The next morning, both teams get a call from Craig telling them that they must once again pick new Team Captains. He also tells them to decide on ‘pairs’ for the next challenge and to put the names of the ‘pairs’ in a box.
He also tells them to prepare for a luncheon style challenge because it will be a “mouthful.”

Immediately, both teams assume that the challenge will be to eat strange things and move forward to pick their Team Captains.
The Entertainer is chosen as the Gold Team Captain while Mr. Boston is chosen to be the Green Team’s captain.

The Gold team does not map a strategy for the challenge and everyone simply picked their partners; Rodeo/Hoopz, Pumkin/Toastee and 12 Pack/Heather with The Entertainer being the odd man out.

The Green team used a different approach to strategizing for the ‘pairs’.
Since it was assumed to be an eating challenge, Mr. Boston paired everyone so there would be one person who could eat something the other person wouldn’t. The green team pairs were Heat/Destiney, Brandi C/Real, Megan/Whiteboy and Chance/Mr. Boston.

Everyone then goes outside and listens to Craig as he gives them the synopsis of the challenge.
Craig tells everyone that this challenge is based on the epically long (and equally disgusting) kiss that Flav and New York shared on ‘Flavor of Love 1′.

Craig aptly calls this challenge “The Kiss Off.” (Ewww. Sorry, I wouldn’t kiss another female and I wouldn’t kiss a male I have known for less than a week either. That’s nasty)

After hearing this, everyone looks on at Chance and Mr. Boston and bursts into collective laughter because they are the only male/male pair in the challenge.
Chance immediately states that he isn’t going to kiss Mr. Boston.

Craig explains that the last pair still kissing will win the challenge for the team and that anyone not kissing at the beginning of the challenge will disqualify the whole team.
Chance once again protests about kissing Mr. Boston while Heather and The Entertainer take this opportunity to get the Green team disqualified.

They tell Chance that him kissing Mr. Boston will be all over Myspace and TMZ to be watched by millions of people forever.
Brandi C. calls Chance homophobic and says although she wouldn’t want to kiss Mr. Boston, Chance still needs to “take one for the team.”
Chance still protests but weighs the option of possibly kissing Mr. Boston just for the start of the challenge.

As Mr. Boston tries to coax Chance into a one second kiss, he starts blowing his nose and using that same handkerchief to wipe the sweat off his face (Damn, nasty ass. Now I need to disinfect my TV screen)

Chance is now fully disgusted by Mr. Boston and he’s absolutely sure about not kissing him.
Craig tells everyone that the challenge must begin now and everyone has to lock lips.

After Craig counted down from 5 to officially begin the challenge, Chance and Mr. Boston still did not kiss so the Green team is disqualified.
In anger, Heat threw his napkin at Chance and Chance instantly got angry and threatened to kick Heat’s ass.
Destiney tries to defend Heat and Chance turns his attention to her by arguing with her and telling her she has a flat ass.
Heat silently looks on at the argument while the Entertainer is appalled that Heat refuses to stand up for Destiney.

The Entertainer then goes to console a crying Destiney who tells him that she’s only being this emotional because she’s about to start her period (I must say I truly understand how she must feel)

Real, meanwhile, says Chance is misunderstood; then states it would be hard to compete against a team full of strippers and porn stars willing to have orgies, ménage-a-trois, and have sex with goats. He finishes by calling the gold team “immoral.”

Inside the house, Heat doesn’t understand why Destiney is mad at him.

Later, The Entertainer and Destiney share some alone time in the pool getting to know each other. The Entertainer exclaims in the confessional that he and Destiney are now dating (Wait. Did I hear that right? How are you dating after you talk to somebody after a couple hours?)

They get distracted when they see Megan, Mr. Boston and 12 Pack talking. 12 Pack stresses to Mr. Boston and Megan that they need to convince the rest of their teammates to put Whiteboy in the ‘Bottom 3′.
Mr. Boston agrees with this idea and walks off while Megan stays and begs 12 Pack for a hug. After he reluctantly hugs her she asks for a kiss too, but he quickly pulls away from her.

Megan then gets the idea to flirt with 12 Pack to make Heather jealous and cause disharmony within the Gold team.
The Entertainer sees right through Megan’s scheme and is now convinced she should be sent home, but now he feels the need to address some issues with Heat. He wants to know if Heat is ok with him being with Destiney, but Heat is silent and trying to evade the Entertainer’s questions.
Heat feels convinced that the Entertainer wants him gone.

Then, unexpectedly, 12Pack goes to Megan and tells her she’s cute and a thinker (She’s a sneaky bitch in a bikini masked in silicone and peroxide. Why can’t anybody see through that?)

Megan thinks 12 Pack is hitting on her and she immediately goes to tell Heather about this. Heather is devastated by this news and leaves to tell the other girls on the Gold team how horrible 12 Pack is (So everyone here acts like they are 8 when they are sober but they act 16 when they get drunk and horny)

Heather vows that she will not get played again on TV (Yea…and I’m a happy person. ::rolling eyes:: SMDH)
12 Pack realizes Heather is upset and she tells him she can’t trust him anymore.

The Bottom 3

The next morning, Destiney wakes up in the Entertainer’s arms and says the moment is great but she wishes she didn’t have to get up to go into the vault.
The Green team assembles in the vault and Craig informs them that they have 15 minutes to put 3 checks in the box, or the Gold team will decide for them.

Chance goes first and asks for people to vote on whether he should go in the box. Everyone but Whiteboy and Real votes for Chance to go in the box.
Then a vote for Whiteboy comes up next and everyone but Chance and Real votes for Whiteboy to go into the box.

Becoming privy to the scheme, Chance turns the tables on everyone and exclaims that Heat and Megan should go in the box.
One big argument ensues until the 15 minutes has come to an end and no checks are in the box.
Craig then calls the Gold team in to deliberate.

In an about turn, Pumkin; and Hoopz clamor for ’strong people’ to go in the box while 12 Pack is still intent on getting Whiteboy out.
The Entertainer says in the Confessional that the decision will still come down to him and he wishes his teammates would “shut the fuck up.”

Craig then asks the Entertainer for the 3 names to go into the box.
He tells everyone that the 3 people up for Elimination will be Megan, Heat and Mr. Boston.
12 Pack and Pumkin are extremely upset at the Entertainer for not listening to them and picking Mr. Boston to go on the box instead of Whiteboy.

The Power Outing

For the power outing, The Entertainer and the ‘Bottom 3′ go to a wine and cheese tasting.

Without hesitation, Mr. Boston says he will do what it takes to stay even going as far as faking an injury.
Then, Mr. Boston comes up with a plan to feign an illness. He even goes as far as forcing himself to vomit until his nose started bleeding.
He is extremely pleased that his plan worked but he hopes he didn’t gross out Megan in the process (WTF? SMH)

The Entertainer and Heat once again have a talk about Destiney. Heat says he’s happy about him and Destiney but he’s tired of always getting asked about how he feels about them.
The Entertainer thinks Heat is lying about his feelings and is seriously thinking about sending him home.

He then turns his attention to Megan and asks her why she thinks she’s in the bottom 3.
She says it’s because no one likes her but she says she’s not a troublemaker, just misunderstood, and starts crying.
The Entertainer thinks she’s just spouting a bunch of bullshit and screams at her saying she needs to get prepared to go home.

When The Entertainer arrives at the house, Whiteboy stops him and tells him that in the vault, Destiney tried hard to keep Heat from going in the box. Whiteboy admits that he feels Heat is a threat and he knew the Entertainer would get upset so he hopes his plan to get Heat sent home works (You bitch. Who made you the criminal mastermind of this show?)

Elimination

At eliminations, Mr. Boston says “If the Entertainer were smart he would send me home.”
Heat thinks Megan should go home.

The Entertainer comes down and notices Megan in a very revealing bathing-suit and exclaims that this is her last night in Mexico. (How many bathing suits does this girl have?)

Craig begins eliminations by asking the ‘Bottom 3′ who should go home.
Boston says Megan should stay because she’s too hot to send home.
Heat says that Megan should go home.

The Entertainer comments in the Confessional that Heat looks drunk and may be lying about his feelings for Destiney.
Megan says that Mr. Boston should stay because he’s growing on her.
When asked to comment, Mr. Boston replies that he is “growing outward for her with that statement” (This dude never fails to continually gross everyone out. I realize he really has no shame.)

After everyone calms down from being disgusted by Mr. Boston once again, The Entertainer makes his first decision by keeping Mr. Boston.
He struggles with his next decision and calls Heat up. Everyone seems shocked that Heat will be staying.
Heat walks forward and the Entertainer immediately tells Craig to void his check (Damn he got that Hotlanta level… pwned)

The Entertainer then laughs at Heat in the confessional saying his day must really suck because he just got eliminated, he lost his woman, and the man who took his woman eliminated him.
Heat is really nonchalant about being eliminated and the camera cuts to Destiney who cries after learning of Heat’s elimination (WTF?)

The Entertainer calls Megan up to get her check and he tells her he will make her life a living hell if she continues to keep up trouble. Megan says she isn’t a troublemaker and she is really a sweet and innocent girl (That long ass pause shows nobody believes your ass)

The last comment in the Confessional comes from Destiney and she states that she thought Heat was really nice and cute but she didn’t really like him at all (I have no more words for this bullshit SMMFH)

::shrugs::
In the immortal words of Russel Simmons on ‘Def Comedy Jam’…“God bless you. Goodnight.”



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