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Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Episode 4

12Pack plots with green team members to throw the challenge.jpgThis episode opens up with 12 Pack expressing his thoughts that he will step up to be the Captain of his team for the upcoming challenge. He says he needs to be the Captain because he wants to do what The Entertainer failed to do; which was getting rid of Whiteboy.

To ensure his dream finally gets fulfilled, 12 Pack comes up with a plan and approaches Mr. Boston, Megan and Brandi C with it. He suggests they throw the upcoming challenge so they can then vote to get Whiteboy eliminated.
In return, 12 Pack promises them all immunity from elimination should they end up in the ‘Bottom 3′. The three of them agree with this plan because they all feel the Stallionaires’ alliance is too strong.

12 Pack also approaches Destiney with his plan and she agrees to it. With the plan now set, both teams assemble to receive their orders from Craig.

Craig reminds the teams once again that they must pick a new team captain for the challenge and the challenge will require “a test of teamwork to launch the team to victory.” He then lamely hints that ‘launch’ is the clue for the next challenge.
Chance then volunteers himself to be the Green Team Captain while the Gold team votes for 12 Pack to be the team Captain.

Both teams now arrive at a football field, which is the site of their next challenge. Craig tells everyone this challenge is modeled after the infamous ‘Hottie’s raw chicken’ incident on ‘Flavor of Love’ (Why are they only using FOL moments?)

Craig then explains the rules of the “Chicken-a-pult” challenge. First, the team captains have to split their teams into Builders and Catchers.
The builders have to assemble the catapult and then load and launch the chickens to the Catchers. The Catchers then have to use tarps to catch the chickens place them on a plate. The first team to sit chickens on all 5 plates; wins.

Chicken-a-pult Challenge

The teams deliberate and the Green team decides Chance, Megan and Mr. Boston will be Builders while Whiteboy, Real, Brandi C and Destiney are the Catchers.
The Gold team decides 12 Pack, Pumkin and Toastee will be builders while Hoopz, Rodeo, Heather and the Entertainer will be Catchers.

Whiteboy screams at Megan during the chicken-a-pult challenge.jpgThe challenge begins and immediately, Mr. Boston and Megan lag behind Chance at getting to the catapult. Whiteboy and Chance notice how slow and inattentive Mr. Boston and Megan are acting and they immediately get frustrated.
Meanwhile, the Gold team seamlessly assembles their catapult and launches a chicken to their catchers to score the first point of the challenge.
The Gold team catches 2 more chickens giving them a 3-0 lead before the Green team finally finishes putting together their catapult. The Green team’s catchers come on the field and they catch the first chicken they launch.

The Gold team catches another chicken now giving them a 4-1 lead. The Green team quickly catches another chicken while the would be 5th chicken for the Gold team hits Rodeo in the face.
The Gold team pauses for Rodeo to regain her composure while the Green team catches another chicken to only end up down by one point (4-3).
Worried that the Green team is catching up too fast, Mr. Boston moves to load the chickens in the catapult incorrectly so that the Gold team can have enough time to catch their final chicken. After Rodeo evades the next 2 chickens, the Gold team finally catches the last chicken and wins the challenge.

12 Pack is elated that his plan worked and he starts to make out with Heather in celebration (Ya’ll back together now? Because if you are working with the Entertainer’s timeline of how soon you can date then it must have been an eternity since you were last with each other.)

Whiteboy is extremely upset about losing another challenge but he opts to stay silent instead of letting his frustrations be known.

Back at the house, Chance and Whiteboy plot to terrorize Mr. Boston because his actions caused them to lose the challenge. Mr. Boston realizes Chance and Whiteboy are bothering him but he tries to pretend he’s sick instead of fighting back.
Megan looks on for a while but she leaves the room after she sees Mr. Boston isn’t defending himself. In the confessional she calls him stupid and pathetic.

After Chance and Whiteboy finish hazing Mr. Boston, Mr. Boston goes to shower but instead of waiting until Brandi C finished her shower, he barges in and showers with her. Horrifying and disgusting her in the process.
Meanwhile, Whiteboy confronts Megan about the challenge. Megan denies that the challenge was sabotaged in any way but she admits she has an alliance with Mr. Boston. Whiteboy tries to talk her out of siding with Mr. Boston by saying Mr. Boston is weak.
He then tells her she can’t possibly want to stay on a team without strong people on it.

The next morning, Megan goes back to Whiteboy to suggest 3 people who could go in the box. She suggests Mr. Boston, Brandi C and Destiney should go in the box. She also promises Whiteboy that she won’t vote for him to go in the box if he does the same for her “in the next predicament” they’re in.
Whiteboy agrees to this plan and Megan goes off to find Brandi C and Mr. Boston.

Megan tells Brandi C she changed her mind about voting to put Whiteboy in the box and she asks her to volunteer herself to go in the box along with Mr. Boston and Destiney so they can get Destiney eliminated.
Megan then tries to make Mr. Boston volunteer to put himself in the box but he refuses because he feels it’s a deviation from the original plan and he feels he is not safe from elimination.

The Bottom 3

Mr Boston flips out as the plan unravels.jpgIn the vault, Craig tells the Green team they have 15 minutes to deliberate and place their 3 checks in the box or else the Gold team will make the decision for them.
When the voting starts, the majority of the team votes for Destiney and Brandi C to go in the box while only Destiney votes to put Chance and Whiteboy in the box.
Seeing the plan collapsing, Mr. Boston argues about how the voting is going and grabs his check to try to stall for time.
As Chance and Whiteboy try to get Mr. Boston’s check, Brandi C puts hers in the box.
Destiney follows, but pauses when Mr. Boston warns her of Megan’s plan to have her eliminated.

Not understanding why Mr. Boston is yelling at her, she still puts her check in the box.

Mr. Boston continues to waste time hoping he can hold out long enough for 12 Pack to have to come in and put Whiteboy in the final spot in the ‘Bottom 3′.
Noticing time is running out, Whiteboy and Chance call for another team-vote on Mr. Boston.
This time, everyone votes for Mr. Boston to go in the box.

Mr. Boston still refuses to put his check in the box and a struggle with Chance and Whiteboy ensues. Mr. Boston then gets angry and starts yelling at Megan and Brandi C. He accuses them of changing their minds and walks towards them but he immediately snaps back when Whiteboy comes in to defend them (Scary ass bitch. SMH @ you for not wanting to confront 2 people who are bigger bitches than you are.)

Mr. Boston storms out of the vault as the Gold team comes in to see which way the Green team voted.
Much to 12 Pack’s dismay, It is revealed that not only is Whiteboy not in the ‘Bottom 3′, but the three there are all people whom he promised immunity to. 12 Pack is livid about how his plan backfired and he wants to use the power outing to figure out what happened.
As 12 Pack, Destiney and Brandi C head out, 12 Pack discovers Mr. Boston outside with all of his bags packed and crying about wanting to go home.
(WTF? Do you need a Midol for your PMS Mrs. Boston?)

The Power Outing

12 Pack eventually coaxes Mr. Boston to go on the power outing with him but when they get there, Mr. Boston storms off once again.
Pumkin argues that Destiney should be eliminated.jpg12 Pack asks Brandi C whom she voted for in the vault. Brandi C says she voted for Mr. Boston.
12 Pack gets upset at her for changing her vote.

Destiney admits that only 2 people voted for Whiteboy and 12 Pack found himself feeling really frustrated about discovering how people changed their votes in the vault. 12 Pack then goes to talk to Mr. Boston alone.
Mr. Boston says he dislikes the Stallionaires but he’s just too afraid to stand up to them and he starts crying again.

Back at the house, 12 Pack calls a team meeting and tells everyone he is not eliminating Destiney because he made a promise to her.
Pumkin and Toastee get upset with this and start arguing with 12 Pack and the Entertainer. They make the argument that the Gold team collectively decided Destiney should go and he is not listening to his team.
The Entertainer protests and starts making crazy gestures towards Pumkin while 12 Pack says he will keep his promise to Destiney. Pumkin then goes off on the Entertainer and in the confessional she says, “Since we keep winning and we can’t get rid of him, we might as well get rid of his little girlfriend.”
She then walks out the room and slams the door repeatedly after it keeps swinging open
(Damn, she’s acting more retarded than Megan’s dog)

Elimination Ceremony

Destiney, Mr.Boston and Brandi C. face elimination.jpgAt elimination, Brandi C cries over the possibility that she might go home.
Craig asks Mr. Boston how he felt about what happened during the challenge and Mr. Boston answers somewhat to the effect that the loss wasn’t that bad. Brandi C gets upset and confesses to everyone, the plan to throw the challenge.
She didn’t say who approached her but she said that she was involved with Mr. Boston and Megan in throwing the challenge. Mr. Boston gets visibly upset and calls her a porn star. Brandi C attacks back and says he has a small penis.
Mr. Boston then angrily replies, “It wasn’t erect you dumb bitch.”

Craig stops the argument and asks 12 Pack to commence… 12 Pack gives the first check to Destiney.

In the confessional, Mr. Boston says that 12 Pack should “keep the smart guy over the skanky porn star.”
12 Pack then chooses Brandi C and eliminates Mr. Boston.

Brandi C is glad he is gone while Mr. Boston calls Brandi C a skank again before he starts crying (SMH).

Thanks for reading.
Pictures courtesy: VH1

37 Responses to “Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Episode 4”

  1. Brandi C needs to chill out on the make-up. She’s doesn’t need all that. She’s bouncing between looking like a clown and a tranny half the time.

  2. i missed the first half but it sounds like everything went down pretty much as i predicted.

  3. Boston almost made Jesus cry.

  4. Thorough recap. Good stuff.

  5. Yeah, she got everything CL, but only 6 comments.
    The abuse was deafening when I spoke to her about that.

    Hey, where’s Jorundi?

  6. Am I the only one who actually likes Brandi C??
    she’s pretty funny and not that bad lookin either.

  7. YAY ,Boston is gone. He was so annoying. It’s sad that he would yell and scream at a bunch of harmless blondes but hes scared of a wannabe like White Boi and a stick like Chance. His tears were the funniest thing,WAH WAH WAH. Brandi actually looked cute on this episode until the end when she ruined it. I still say Bootz shoulda been on this,this cast is so boring.

  8. Hmmn, Skittlez and JL… Brandi C fans.
    I’m sorry, but I cannot like any woman that confused, confusing, confused, confusing…well both. I can’t like any woman that confused and confusing.

  9. Well, the comments in the last recap set the bar for ‘Matic high comedy, for sure. ‘Matic can always rest up tonight, let her comedic juices flow in her REM sleep, and then hand over the comedic material tomorrow morning for pasting, as there’ll be thousands of hits tomorrow and after.

    Blog artists and their work. Sheesh.

  10. Yes indeed.
    I don’t know why she won’t get in here and comment.

  11. Brandis annoying,an airhead,brainless,weak,etc. But she looked cute tonight. But Megan is still the best looking

    Toastee looks like trailer trash
    Pumkin looks like she’d be the dyke thats married to her in that trailer
    Hoopz is pretty but…shes way too built
    Rodeo looks good for her age
    Destiney is okay
    Heather looks like a 50 year old stripper
    Brandi is second to Megan

    With the guys,12 Pack and Real are all that matters

  12. … could be “the birthday girl who doesn’t like her own party” blues.

  13. Well, Matic, if you are not going to come and host your own party then I’m going to sleep. [yawns]

  14. Laterz mate.

  15. Ah-ight, b’uh. Easy.

  16. Thank God Boston’s gone; but those cowards Whiteboy or Megan should seriously be next.

  17. btw everyone (if anyone is still there)

    I know this is late; but I guess the few people here weren’t the only ones who caught it.

    :O I forgot I want Pumkin gone too.

  18. I’m here, what’s that link about?
    (clicks)

  19. Lmfao @ “now, please close your borders”

  20. Just got a statement from Mr. Boston… I should have it up later tonight.

  21. Calm down everyone, I’m finally here!!

    I actually felt really bad for Boston as he was crying and walking away at the very end, I got a somewhat of a sad chill. He got completely screwed over when it was Megan and Brandi who switched things around. Did Brandi C actually believe herself when she said that it was Boston who did it? Hm… Real hasn’t really said shit this whole show, Hoopz had like one line today. They’ve been focusing on Megan a lot the past couple episodes. I wonder who the bottom 3 is next episode. I know Destiney is in it, and I’m pretty sure Real is in it, so I’m guessing Real / Brandi / Destiney (Since Whiteboy promised he’d have megans back next time)

    Megan is actually playing this game smarter than all of them. Watch for her.

    Pumkin was annoying as fuck in this episode i cannot stand her throwing a fucking hissy fit over 12 pack saving Destiny, didn’t pumkin promise destiney she’d have her back if Destiney kept her fatass around?

  22. Applause, Applause, lol.

    I got the “sad chill” when he whispered, ‘I came through’.
    That was too, too, too sad.

  23. lol poor Boston, but after watching the extras week after week, it’s quite obvious he wasn’t liked at all, and even more perversed than they showed.

  24. Well I always found him to be a cool guy. Always responds to my email.
    But, the bullying by Whiteboy and Chance just ain’t cute to me. It’s disgusting; almost.

  25. Are you talking on myspace? & When is this “Statement” going to be posted?

  26. I can do it now… I’m searching for a good picture.
    Something from I Love Money preferably.

  27. do a picture of Donald Trump. he loves money.

  28. Hahaha1
    I’ll use the exit pic from VH1.
    Give me 10 minutes.

  29. i think that the bottom 3 will consist of gold team members next time. right?

  30. Not too sure jessi, Enigmatic and Corey are the clairvoyants.

    I put up the statement from Boston for y’all.

    So with that, it’s a cup of tea then bed.
    Catch y’all tomorrow. Thanks for reading.

  31. No, Jessi. Destiney is eliminated next episode. I’ve been correct with every prediction so far, and trust me this is no exception. Destiney is eliminated.

  32. that was funny when whiteboy and chance got payback on mr boston

  33. well that’s too bad.. the green team sucks! any clue on the bottom 3 corey? :]] oh and heres an update on our last talk,
    (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!)
    i talked to torrey (midget mac) and he said toastee definitely makes the final 6!!!!

  34. oh and Heather, no disrespect but i think brandi c. wears that makeup to cover up her scars from that accident

  35. Yay, Brandi C is a porn star by the name of Brittany Burke.

  36. I just finished watching this episode fully. I guess VH1 decided to skip the Pumkin/Hoopz fight with Entertainer before eliminations

  37. oopss my bad
    forgot I wasn’t at my house

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