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Reality Show Hero 2: Pumkin
Apologies to those offended by the reference to Down Syndrome.
I’ll remove the video if even one person is truly offended. You have my word.
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ROTFLMFAO fuck giving the FLAVORETTES a show give this Motherfucker a show
This is really random, but Steupz I find you to be a real trustworthy and nice person
Aye, thanks ????
I appreciate it; I really do.
I don’t mean to be a dick, I really don’t, but the Downs references were in really bad taste. The Whiteboy one was funny and all, but comparing Pumkin to somebody with downs… my cousin has downs and she’s one of the nicest, sweetest people I know. Comparing the two is really just disgusting.
Steupz, you don’t have to take it down because of what I said, I just thought I should share my piece. This video was just in bad taste, is all.
I’ll take it down, bro; no worries.
Just gimme a few minutes.
nononon you don’t have to, really. I’m not terribly offended, I just wanted to share my opinion. Really: it’s fine.
steups you won’t believe what i found
Interview with New York AKA Tiffany Pollard
I didn’t hear anything when I hit play.
Love the blog btw
I didn’t get this one. I like Whiteboy’s better. Will someone please explain this one to me…I don’t get the humor.
Pebbs, you are pulling our collective leg, right? I started writing a whole explanation and then deleted it because I’m like… Pebbs can’t be serious.
@CL…I’m serious..please explain it to me. I may be a little slow.
@CL…oh, was he talking about ORAL?
This one was good but I found the Whiteboy video to be funnier!
He’s our hero :salute:!
Hmm. A quest for knowledge. I can dig that.
Look you are not slow, necessarily, it is just that a little more practice could be had in recognizing a not-so-common form of communication: satire. To be real simple about it, think of satire or what this guy is saying in three layers:
1) What he says on the surface and what uniformed people will hear.
2) What he does not say but wants informed people to hear.
So, for the sake of Steupz and his quest for quantity, I’ll break it up a bit.
@CL…now I’m really confused!!!! And again was he talking about ORAL?
Oral? Whoa. Where are you at? I was about to explain the satirical nature of the whole thing, about this cat’s sharp ass wit and his moral message and whatnot, but you are talking about oral? So now I’m like, WTF???????
Please Pebbs, it might be easier for us to understand where you are coming from then to get across where he is coming from. Where did you get a message of oral? What did you see and hear that made you think of oral? Bourgy minds wanna know.
Now, I’m going to get coffee and a bagel, but will be back in about 20 minutes to read your comments because I might have missed something. And when it comes to “getting” oral from a woman, I do not usually like to miss out.
(Shame, shame, shame. That was so steupzish of me. SMFH)
@CL…LMAO…when he said that DOWNER COACH. OK, I told you I don’t know what he is talking about. Please explain it to me. Is he saying she is retarded and haven’t did nothing in life. Is he saying she is a retarded loser? I don’t know…HELP!!! Quit with all the riddles and answer the question.
SOMEBODY….PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!! CL is not helping, he is only making me suffer.
“Downer Coach” refers to the fact that Pumkin is a simple-minded cheerleading coach with no real achievement to society on the level of a Hellen Keller with substantial challenges or as he put it disabilities — “downer” being a slang term for retarded. To answers your questions, Yes and Yes.
See, you are not all that slow.
Now, you did not explain the oral part fully and likely have everyone confused besides yourself. Maybe I missed something. “I’m serious. Please explain it to me. I may be a little slow.” Were you saying that you thought Downer Coach was the same as chickenhead… related to oral? Like, “go down”? Like, Pumpkin is not only a “go downer” but a “go downer coach,” one who teaches oral” or Downer Coach for short?
@CL…yes…I thought he was making fun of her because she is NASTY…meaning she spits on people…she sleeps with srtangers on reality show…blind date, fol1, ilm…etc. She is worn out, she looks older than she really is and she is proud of it.
Now back to the ORAL…I know you will love to hear about some past experiences of mine…but I will not give it to you. Also…thank you so much for taking the time out to school me this morning…sometimes, I’m a little slow at getting things. Maybe I was a little disappointed with the Pumpkin one…I love the Whiteboy one so much better. Now my mind can rest at peace…I have a headache for trying to figure this one out. Thanks again…blogger friend.
@CL…not one who teaches ORAL…but one who give it.
Pebbs, you are too funny. Yes he was pretty much saying all of those things, but in an indirect way. And, I too, find the Whiteboy satire as better, though found his satirical comparison of Pumkin to Hellen Keller as more biting.
Now, as far as me supposedly loving to hear about some past experiences of yours, noooo way — wasn’t a thought. Your gravatar is of a little girl, and as such you could be one… or a federal agent posing as one, in either case looking to entrap a pedophile!
Gee whiz. Perish the thought. Now, if Matic and the rest of the girls get you to talk about your past experiences the trust me… I’ll be reading, but I ain’t asking as long as you got that Pebbles gravatar. LOL.
Anyway, no problem about the schooling, as I might need you to do it for me someday. And as far as you being slow about getting things, think of this: Matic once admitted being too slow to understand why or how two people could kiss the first time they met. Now, if you don’t understand why or how then you are in good company, and if you do understand why or how then you are not the slowest!
@CL…I pick the pebbles flintstone because my name is Pebbles and I am my Mother and Father Babygirl. There you have it Babygirl~Pebbles…24 years old. No child here. Full grown women.
Oh, okay. Then that’s a fly ass gravatar, in my opinion.
Well then, now that we know you are full grown, tell Bourgy all about your past ORAL experiences then! Bourgy minds wann know. LOL!
Good chat, Babygirl. Steupz is a little laggard on posting something new today. Where the hell is my morning paper, damn it?
Me so tired.
Blame it on the Matic… it’s spoiler day.
But lemme throw some pictures or somethin’
G’afternoon.
Yeah… some pictures or sumpin’. Sheesh. Buddha, Diddy, Whiteboy, Pumkin, anything…
[scratches chest... scratches side of face... flicks off invisible bugs...]
Come on!!! Come on!!! Lemme get them red tops. [looks over shoulder] Five Oh is coming. Hurry up. Shit.
And, good afternoon to you too, gov’nah.
St Lewis
Whoa. Didn’t realize that St. Lewis was heading in that direction, as she seemed somewhat pristine on the show. Oh well. A helluva nice fanny and pair of bedroom eyes.
Okay, I’ve got my fix.
Aye, but there’s more of her.
But, I see you called it on the Obama/Ludacris axis of evil…
St Lewis
To pimpboy77,
I just listened to the audio interview with New York on Hollywood Hits.
I am not going to say too much because I promised two people on this board I would try to look at her with a different mindset when her new show starts.
I did think it was interesting when she said her mother looks like she is 21 years old which is probably the reason people don’t think they are mother and daughter. Yea right.
J, you know that was small talk, lol.
I didn’t like the interview too much, but I guess there is only so much you can ask.
Wow. She is making a transition for sure. She looks great and sells sex well.
I just wish that these type of “models” would study the attributes of a top level model. They sorely lack emotion in their faces, and rarely interact with their environment, let alone tell a story with their bodies or make a connection through emotion.
I’m just a bit tired of the emotionless blank stares and simple poses that permeates much of this level of the industry. Bootz is really bad in these categories. Some blame can go to the photographer as well, I suppose.
Maybe I am expecting to much. But, Serious does waaaaay better job of being more than just a pretty face and great body. She can draw a viewer in.
Nah mate, that’s the least you should expect.
Twas only when I heard top models speakof those things that I began paying attention.
Hither to I’d just focus on breasts, and ass, you know.
(puts on ashamed face)
Ah… oh forgot, Prancer really puts a lot into her shots! Even when she is not aware of the camera. She is good too, the cutie pie.
Got thick?
Affirmation. It’s what you get when somebody truly understands WTF you are talking about.
Boom bang boom: a perfect example, a Prancer shot! And naw, if my memory serves me correctly, she was holding a thick package like that when she and Seezins were doing the Flavor Flav Calandar scene — the first time you really got a good look at what she had back there.
Well, dayum… you gave me a damned good pick me up, sire. But, I’m off to the library for a spell and will check for the Spoiler posts in a bit.
Cheers.
Steups, that trailer looks sweet
and I love the Prancer shot. I forgot all about FOL3 for a sec
Laterz CL.
Aurelius, she was done dirty by Flav.
She is one of those who really made me believe she liked Flavor Flav.
Steupz…. shit, I almost forgot, about the Obama/Luda axis of evil. thing. Where did you get that quote from or Who made it, as I was trying to find reaction to it this morning?
It’s from the Obama campaign, sourced at Concrete Loop
Big thanks.
[he bounces]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. This guy is fucking more entertaining than Toastee/Nibblez/Real/Courtney/Roxy/ etc how the hell do they get on these damn shows? I love how this guy sounds like he means every word he says. I would like it a lot more though if he didn’t call her beautiful so much. ew. You can’t even say that was satire either, because he used good pictures of her, if he had talked about how beautiful she was, then showed the photoshoot for ILM or just any random picture without 50 pounds of photoshop on her, that would have been better.
steups were did you get that pic of St Lewis at
Please get that off. that is really bad. u have no clue how impacting down syndrome really is! Thank You!
Talk to me more about Oral Pebbles.
Obama/Ludacris….It is evident that Ludacris has a brain and more intelligence than the average rapper. To call him talented and state he should be ashamed of these lyrics is silly when most of his lyrics have been 10 times more offensive than these. Obama is the darling of most rappers, so this is what comes with it. It is silly that a 40-50 year old dude raised by his white mother in Hawaii and Indonesia, graduated from harvard and Brown enjoys rap…I am not talking about positive rap either, but everything. Not quite evil, but silly.
Brooke i sstill fugly