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Episode 5 opens up with Toastee talking about how she wants to get rid of Destiney.
In order to make this happen, Toastee, Pumkin and Hoopz decide to go talk to the Stallionaires to form and alliance with them and convince them that Destiney needs to go.
Real agrees to this proposed alliance and he calls them all beautiful women
(Beautiful? Well I guess they are beautiful if you like chipmunks, men, and canyon faced, hyper-peroxide, Pillsbury dough girls)

12 Pack is still worried that many of his teammates don’t trust him because he did not send Destiney home.

When the teams assemble to receive their instructions for the challenge, the Green team notices Destiney’s tardiness and Chance comments that Destiney is a slacker and she needs to go home.

The Crying Game

Craig calls the teams to tell them to prepare for the new challenge and pick new team captains. Brandi C offers to be the team captain but the team chooses Real. On the Gold team, Toastee offers to be the team captain and the rest of the team agree to it.
Toastee is glad she is the captain because if her team wins, she can get rid of Destiney. She also says if her team loses then she can get rid of the “traitors;” Heather, 12 Pack, and the Entertainer.
12 Pack senses that Hoopz is upset so he goes to talk to her but Hoopz is silent and refuses to talk to him.

Both teams arrive at the site of their next challenge. Craig informs them that their next challenge will be “The Crying Game” modeled after all the crying done on Flavor Of Love, Rock Of Love, and I Love New York.
The first team where everyone cries wins.
There are also 5 aides to help people cry. The 6th person on the team must try to cry naturally.

Since there are 7 people on the Gold team, one person must sit out. Toastee opts for Hoopz to sit out since she doesn’t believe Hoopz will be able to cry (I don’t think she can cry either, she’s like a android with too much testosterone and steroids)

Also, a line is drawn on everyone’s faces to indicate the mark where the tear has to pass in order to be counted for a point. Brandi C and Rodeo decide they will try to cry naturally.

Now the challenge begins and Pumkin rubs some Cayenne pepper directly into her eyes. The Cayenne pepper starts burning her eyes and although she cries first, she needs to be tended to so she can get the Cayenne pepper out of her eyes (So I assume you didn’t get fat off eating spicy foods then)

Heather and the Entertainer are the next two to cry giving the Gold team a 3-0 lead. Chance cries to get the first point for the Green team while 12 Pack cries for the 4th point. Destiney cries to get the second point for the Green team. Toastee finally cries to bring the Gold team to a 5-2 lead. Rodeo struggles to cry while Megan and Whiteboy cry to cut the Gold team’s lead to 1 point.

Rodeo, Brandi C and Real still have trouble trying to cry but eventually Rodeo cries to get the last point for the Gold team.

The Green team is extremely upset about losing another challenge and Destiney fears that she may be going in the ‘Bottom 3′, once again.

When they arrive back home, Destiney packs because she feels everyone on her team is against her. The Entertainer goes to console her but Destiney feels her only hope of staying is if she reminds Toastee of the promise she made to have Destiney’s back when the time came.
Destiney and the Entertainer then come up with a plan to fake an argument to get the other females to feel sorry for Destiney (that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. There’s no way you are gonna be able to convince that butch madam and her harem of hoes to like you if they already don’t like you)

Meanwhile, Brandi C goes to suck up to Toastee because she also feels she is at risk of being sent home. Destiney and the Entertainer come downstairs to try to put their plan in action, but they notice that everyone else is too busy being drunk, kissing on each other, dancing and having a food fight to notice the two of them.

The Bottom 3

The next morning, the Green team assembles in the vault once again.
Craig informs them that he will be staying in the vault with them for the 15 minutes and he will be the only one to place checks into the box in order to avoid a scene as we saw in Episode 4.

The deliberations start and Brandi C volunteers to put herself in the box and the rest of the team agrees. After votes for Destiney, Whiteboy, Chance, and Megan are taken; Destiney received the most votes to go in the box.
Real also volunteers to put himself in the box.
Megan worries about Real’s decision because she feels the Gold team may try to send him home.

The Gold team comes in to hear the decision and the Entertainer is not surprised but a little upset about Destiney ending up in the ‘Bottom 3′.

The Power Outing

For the power outing, the ‘Bottom 3′ and Toastee go on a snorkeling excursion.
Everything goes well until Real sees a small shark and starts going crazy. Everyone else looks around, wondering why he is acting this way, but when they all come out of the water, Real shows everyone that he hurt his hand on some rocks.

Toastee thinks Real is faking his injury and calls him juvenile (It wasn’t juvenile when you did it)

In the confessional, Toastee says that she is not sending Brandi C home because she feels she isn’t a threat.
Destiney reminds Toastee of the promise she made her and although she acknowledges she made the promise, Toastee still seems set on sending Destiney home.
Toastee then receives her note to pick a person to get one on one time and she decides to spend it with Real.

Real tells Toastee that he should keep her because she needs him. He also says Brandi C and Destiney are untrustworthy and he makes Toastee wonder if sending home Destiney truly is the right decision.
When they get back to the house, the Entertainer pulls Toastee aside to once again remind her of the promise she made to Destiney and to send Real home for the good of the team.

Toastee calls a team meeting and she tells everyone that she is thinking about sending Real home. Everyone agrees with her except for Pumkin and Hoopz.
Pumkin and Hoopz are extremely upset about Toastee possibly changing her mind and they go to tell Real that Toastee may not save him from elimination.

Elimination

At elimination, Real is nervous and hopes Destiney is sent home.
Destiney feels that Real should go home.

Before eliminations begin, Craig asks the Entertainer if he would leave if Destiney happens to go home. The Entertainer hesitates but he says he will not leave and he will give her a kiss if she is the one to go.

Toastee begins by giving Brandi C the first check. She then hesitates before calling Destiney to her. She informs her that she already has an alliance with someone else and she is sending her home.

The Entertainer is visibly upset by this decision and he comes up to make out with Destiney before she goes.
Alone, Destiney says she doesn’t play dirty and obviously it wasn’t good enough to prevent her from being eliminated.

Toastee calls up Real to give him his check and in the Confessional, Toastee hopes Real will have her back in the future (Uh. Karma is a bitch Toastee and it’s definitely coming after you)

Thanks for reading… on Thursday I’ll have the Episode 6 Spoiler for you.

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