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‘I see this game coming down to the two core alliances in the house’, 12 Pack says; as he, Heather and The Entertainer contemplate thier chances of winning it all.
Brandi, Pumkin, Toasteee and Megan are consolidating as well; although for some unknown reason they still believe their alliance is a secret.
(I suppose 4 women gathered and whispering in a room is perfectly normal. Particularly when they just happen to not be part of the other alliances)

Enough of that, though, as all the alliances, open and secret, gather to receive Craig’s instruction to assemble on the beach at 1pm.
Arriving there; they are greeted by piñata creations of themselves and told they (the piñatas) are the centerpiece of ‘The Backstabbers Challenge’.

The Backstabbers Challenge

The Backstabbers Challenge asks the remaining competitors to throw ninja-star knives at the dummys, one turn at a time.
Three knives in a dummy, eliminates that competitor; and the first contestant to have three knives in his likeness will be automatically added to the box for the ‘Elimination ceremony.
The winner of the challenge will be the Paymaster.

With each alliance holding at least 3 members they have the opportunity to target a rival, but only one alliance shows that focus.
After The Entertainer throws first and strikes Hoopz; Real and Hoopz go after his dummy, but Hoopz misses.
Brandi C then sticks one in Whiteboy’s dummy; but Heather misses. (I’d have bet my iPod that Heather and Hoopz would plant those knives)

12 Pack hits Whiteboy, then Pumkin eliminates him with a perfect throw; thus placing him up for Elimination.
In order, The Entertainer, Heather, Pumkin, Megan, Hoopz and Brandi C are ousted from the Challenge, leaving 12 Pack, Real and Toastee with two knives in their dummy likenesses.

With the advantage of throwing first, Real eliminates 12 Pack. But not really; ’cause 12 Pack is still allowed a throw; and he eliminates Real, leaving Toastee as the winner (that makes no damn sense)

Toasteee thus becomes the first contestant to repeat as Paymaster.

Heading back to the mansion Whiteboy says Megan proved herself to him (she threw all her knives at TE and Heather); and Real is pleased Hoopz is safe; cause he likes her mind. (Real is so gay; and being attracted to hoopz does not disprove that)

The Vault

Almost immediately on arrival at the mansion, 12 Pack has a sit-down with Toasteee and advises her Whiteboy, strategically, is the most sensible choice to eliminate.
And after receiving assurances from Toasteee; suggests he ought to throw himself in the box just to make the choice even clearer (uh-ohhh…SMH)

Meanwhile, Megan reports to the Stallionaire alliance that Pumkin is the real power and convincing her is the key to saving Whiteboy (no doubt they are meeting at a secret location and no one knows she’s in there plotting with a rival alliance… SMH)

Megan suggests they remove their threat on Pumkin, and Real goes off to find her to apologise. Pumkin is skeptical, naturally; but accepts it and agrees to a meeting with the Stallionaires. After hearing their promise to protect her if she protects Whiteboy; she persuades Toasteee to listen as well and form a ’super-alliance’.

Outside, 12 Pack asks Megan to vote him into the box (the fuckry continues)

After all the discussions, promises and assurances; the voting is predictable. 12 Pack’s and The Entertainer’s checks, join Whiteboy’s in the box.

Power Outing

Discussing the events of the vault, Brandi C reiterates Whiteboy must go, and says of Megan, ’she needs to get her head in the game; this is ‘I Love Money’ not ‘I Love Whiteboy’

But it’s really Toasteee’s decision to make and she’s off to the ‘power outing’ where they are cleansed by a Mexican shaman. The cleansing involved being spat on by some sort of unknown liquid.
Toasteee, didn’t seem bothered too much ’cause that ain’t the first time she’s had a facial.

Back at the mansion, Megan works on Brandi C and Pumkin… her new spin is, removing 12 Pack is the best option because removing him ensures both alliances would still want the other out; and not them.
(but wait; isn’t their alliance a “secret”? The only person in danger of being targeted is Toasteee)

Despite the almost complete absence of logic, Brandi C and Pumkin are in favor of the idea.

Back at the ‘power outing’ Toasteee chooses 12 Pack for one-on-one time; and leaves for home in favor of eliminating Whiteboy.

Elimination

At ‘Eliminations’ Toasteee stares down her options and quickly spares The Entertainer. (why not just make your choice known and void their check?)

Toasteee, looking cheap and trashy as usual, then calls 12 Pack to her and says, ‘you gave your ‘word’ out, to everybody. For that reason it’s hard to believe you… your check is voided!’

A stunned 12 Pack, keeps his composure and walks away… a classy exit from the classiest player on the show.

So that’s that; thanks for reading.
No back-to-back episodes this week, which is the only thing we’ve got wrong.
Laterz.

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