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Chance Speaks on New York, Hoopz and Jesse Jackson?
Chance (I Love Money, I Love New York) spoke to King Magazine recently, and it’s funny as hell.
On I Love Money’s finest…
It might be Hoopz, but she’s off limits. I see too many people trying to dingle and mingle with her. So Megan and Brandi C.On New York under covers…
It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.
On Messy Jesse…
I got some advice for Jesse Jackson. Grow up, man… A man that old bringing Haterade to the table. I used to like Jesse Jackson, with those big bug eyes. I didn’t even know he was a haterOn his favorite Flavor…
The only thing I got to say to Flavor Flav is woooooow! Flav is like the master. He paved the way for all of us. Keep doing it and hopefully I can do the same thing you’re doing later. Pave the way for some kid with talent to come through. Flav is an icon. I love ya, bruh. And cute kid. I didn’t know a Gargoyle could produce a human so cute.Chance’s advice for New York…
Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.
Oh damn. He held absolutely nothing back. That was the funniest snippet of an interview I ever read.
So you’re gonna buy the magazine, Enigmatic?
Lmao…
Steupz, you’re fast as hell with these posts!
Anywho, is there more to this interview? He is hilarious! LMAO @ “having sex with a stuffed animal”
Dang, love the ‘pikcha’
Yeah, Chance is funny as heck in this interview… the rest will be in King’s Novemeber Edition. So you can buy it, read the interview then pass it on to your dude.
When Chance said “A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what”, what was he talking about? We know she has fake boobs, so he was not talking about them.
What “real set” is he referring to?
You tell us Joann, lol.
I think he meant ‘boobs’, though.
Hey steupz,
I really don’t know which is why I was asking.
I’m thinking breasts… I don’t think she had the surgery then; did she?
I love Chance, but he is Shakin’ and Fakin’! She had no plastic when he was “allegedly” doing her. So what’s with all the plastic, toy talk? He was just playing to the crowd and dropping lies when he could.
Nice pic, it really does look like a teen wolf under there, bruh.
hey Steupz, i actually like to read KING. I read all magazines, i’m a nerd.
You know i had to rep my girl!
Journdi,
You are right. I forgot Chance was on ILNY1 and I don’t think she had any enhancements on her first show.
Chance is giving New York some solid advice!
LMFAO @ chance calling flav a Gargoyle
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@Pimpboy77…ROTFLMAO!!! That picture is to funny.
Chance is a fool. New York did not have fake breast when he did her. Just hair, eye lashes and personality!!!
LMFAO Babygirl~Pebbles deep down in her heart Hillary know she is bi curious LOL
I love Chance. He is hilarious!
lolololololololool She didn’t have implants back then.ASS!!! him and his brother are gay anywho
Okay Original NY it’s not like that hoe didn’t have sex with him when he returned for ILNY2 or after the implants. NY would bang a refrigerator if it was black.
Chance also never said she had implants he said with a REAL set of you know whats. Learn to read.
“You got silicone parts that are made for toys”
chance is a loser lol seriously
dats why vh1 put his show in a deep and dark vault locked and sealed
Death!!!
Chance has been blasting New York, but in this interview he has invited her back seemingly as a love interest. Seems like he caught some feelings back in the day that he finally let slip in this interview.
He seems gay to me lol
Corey,
“NY would bang a refrigerator if it was black.”
Please explain. Why is it necessary to point out that the refrigerator is black?
You make a lot of statements about NY but you like Punkin…. Punkin would bang a refrigerator and the matching freezer.
LOL…Thank you Mr New York…looks like Corey needs to learn how to read. LMAO!
I thought they did have sex when he came back to ny2. LOL.
Correction, I think NY would bang a refrigerator if it had a penis. The ho would bang anybody, black, white, red, yellow…
Lia WTF check yourself RIGHT NOW. did you just say I LIKE Pumkin?!!? Are you new? To this fucking PLANET?!
No, she said you like Punkin…whoever that may be…jk
Funny CHance, a cabbage patch doll. CLassic