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“As far as the target in the house I am the next target”, The Entertainer says, to open up a new day on ‘I Love Money’. But The Entertainer sees becoming the Paymaster as the panacea.

Heather sees something else though, she now realises -with 12Pack gone- that she must make friends in the mansion ’cause The Entertainer is the most hated person in the house.
To do that, she hangs around the ladies near the pool, and even has a chat with Megan’s dog, Lily; but even Brandi C see right through her deceit.

Soon enough the contestants are summoned for their next challenge which has something to do with ‘agility’; a word Megan and Brandi have difficulty defining. (and they are the brains of the show?)

The Spit Olympics Challenge

Once again Craig reiterates the rules of the challenge (why does he? And more importantly, why show us?)…
The Paymaster avoids elimination, unconditionally; and the ‘dead-last loser’s’ check is automatically placed in the box.

The challenge today is the spit Olympics; in recognition of reality tv’s most chocking moment when Pumkin spat in New York’s face. To this, Pumkin says, “this challenge brings back wonderful memories” (obviously forgetting her head was rammed into a television camera)

Craig says this challenge will “bring out the salival abilities, testing distance, height, accuracy”.
In the first round, testing ‘distance’, the first six will move on to Round 2.

The Entertainer, Whiteboy and Real clear 18ft and are joined by Pumkin, Heather and Hoopz in the next round.
Megan is the ‘dead loser’ after spitting 5′9″ and she, Toasteee, and Brandi are dropped at Round 1.
Brandi C is philosophical about it, “I would have to say I am probably better at swallowing than spitting” (Heh!)

In Round 2, which tests height; all the women are eliminated, although Hoopz came very close to progressing.

Round 3, the final round, asks the three contestants to hit four bulls-eye targets of varying value. There is a starting point to which they must return after spitting at the target and they have 1 minute to complete the stage.

The Entertainer goes first (why? They never explain the shit we need explanations for) and his spit-aim is perfect, but he runs out of time before he can strike the last target.
Whiteboy is next -running like a little bitch- and misses all but one of his targets and fails to complete the course.
Real, who always looks like a dumbass when he’s in shorts, does better than Whiteboy; a lot better, but not good enough to deny The Entertainer as the Paymaster.

With The Entertainer as Paymaster; Megan, Hoopz and Real feel especially nervous.

The Vault

Back at the mansion, The Entertainer addresses the ‘blonde alliance’ and Heather, and says He wants them to vote Real and Hoopz checks into the box. he also assures Megan she is the least of his concerns.
Heather isn’t too pleased with the plan. She thinks Megan should go because “not only has she been a troublemaker, but a two-faced asshole”

The truth is, The Entertainer thinks the same, his plan is to ‘void’ Megan, but he needs to also join an alliance; so appearing to ’save’ Hoopz and Real would help him become a part of their alliance.
To effect the plan he speaks privately to Whiteboy and says he will not eliminate anyone in their alliance and he hopes they can now trust him.

Whiteboy plays along but the plan goes awry when Pumkin and Megan persuade the blonde alliance to vote for Heather and Brandi C instead. Their logic is, The Entertainer will now be forced to eliminate Heather to prove his loyalty to the Stallionaires.

At the ceremony the ‘new plan’ executes perfectly and Heather’s and Brandi C’s checks join Megans.
When The Entertainer learns of it he is shocked; but seems more upset that Heather did not vote as planned. (Heather is just a damn fool)

The Power Outing

At the power outing, the ‘Bottom 3′ and The Entertainer are treated to a good old-fashioned American Barbecue, at the beach (they cancelled the double-show last week so they can show them eating barbecue on Labor Day weekend???)

The Entertainer then shows his intelligence by saying one of them is going home (dumbass) and chooses Heather for the one-on-one time, much to her surprise.
He reiterates his concern at her not voting for Real and Hoopz in the vault, and it’s now clear he is no longer certaine to eliminate Megan (this shit has to be scripted; it’s a joke now)

Brandi C and Megan interrupt the one-on-one session to offer The Entertainer a massage, which he accepts.
Back at the mansion, as he receives his massage, Brandi C and Megan make their case to save themselves (trust us who have betrayed you from day one, over the person who betrayed you today only…SMH)

Elimination

The ladies face The Entertainer and elimination at the ceremony, but argue with one another after Frank says he is disappointed in Heather. (aren’t you confessing your plan to deceive the Stallionaires, dumbass?)

Watching them argue, Real says “it was like watching Rock of Love all over”

The argument ends when The Entertainer reprieves Brandi C, because of the oft repeated ‘no threat’

It’s now down to Heather and Megan, who actually bare a striking resemblance… Megan is then called forward, and after taking a self-made check for Lily (her retarded dog) from his pocket; he spares her.

Heather’s check is thus voided and she holds back the tears as she hypocritically claims none of them deserve the money, as she storms off. (I bet ya Daisy is laughing somewhere)

So there endeth… there will should be no episode next week; but you never know with VH1.
Thanks for reading.

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