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I Love Money Episode 10: Girl Fight
Best Episode Ever!
Best Paymaster Outfit Ever! (not since I saw Honey Luv stretch the living daylights out of hers, have I seen a woman look that good in a black tights)
But let’s get to the recap…
‘We have control over the last 4 Eliminations’, says Pumkin, to open this week’s episode (o’rly?)
The only person with control over anything on this show is Hoopz over Real and they are sharing the same bed (wtf?)
Hoopz is engaged, but as Real clumsily strokes her back, he confesses, ‘every day when I see this woman I have butterflies in my stomach’ (how gay… why not an erection or somethin’?)
Looking on Whiteboy is concerned, ’cause love makes you do crazy things. (like kill your girlfriend? Where’s your girl? The one who couldn’t be found for ILNY)
Outside the ’secret alliance’ meets in the open and reminisces over the fools they have eliminated, until Craig interrupts everyone with his ‘challenge message’.
‘It’s gonna be a wet one’, he says, and asks them to bring their bath-suits.
The Entertainer then decides to call his mother (thinking of your mother after you hear a ‘wet one’ is just fvcking sick)
They go back and forth until it’s time to leave for the challenge… (gosh, they make it so obvious they want a show of their own. it’s pathetic)
The Pole Dance Challenge
Arriving at the beach -seems like almost every other challenge is at the beach- the contestants meet Craig and 8 ’stripper poles’.
The rules are, last one on is the ‘Paymaster’, last one off is eliminated on the spot.
Simple enough? Not to Brandi C; ’cause she is afraid of heights.
Surprisingly, VH1 may have spent some money on this challenge because the suspension is automated. Even more surprisingly, Whiteboy says something funny, ‘these women are more affiliated with a stripper-pole than I ever plan on being, in my life’ (::reluctant giggle::)
It’s time for the challenge to begin and they all mount their poles.
But within two-minutes The Entertainer cums falls (wtf? I could hang on to Hottie’s wig longer than that )
So that was that, The Entertainer is eliminated and the battle is now on to be ‘Paymaster’.
With Frank eliminated the pressure is off and soon it’s just Megan and Hoopz left.
They go on and on… 15, 20, 30 and then 40 minutes until Hoopz negotiates with Megan and askes her to quit and she’ll be safe.
On the ground Whiteboy cheers Hoopz, prompting Megan to say, ’shut up Whiteboy, let her fall, you should be cheering for me’
Eventually Megan falls and Hoopz is the Paymaster!
They leave for the mansion, but not before The Entertainer’s check is voided and Real adds insult to poverty, ‘the Entertainer went out just as I think he should… a straight loser!’ (lmfao)
The Vault
Back at the mansion Real makes it clear to Hoopz he wants Megan eliminated -we hear that every episode.
Meanwhile, Pumkin and Toasteee advise Brandi C her only hope is to sink Megan. Their efforts fail and Brandi C alerts Megan that the ‘Blonde alliance’ now has split ends.
‘They have no i-de-ya what they are doing’, Megan warns.
With two votes against each other, the key is convincing Real and Whiteboy to support one half of the ‘alliance’. Megan makes an attempt to convince them Toasteee wanted to eliminate Whiteboy; but fails, epically.
In the vault, Real volunteers his check ’cause he wants a date with Hoopz then conducts the eliminations as he always does (I never got that)
Brandi’s check is voted in and joined by Megan’s; much to her surprise.
‘You’re voting for me?’, she asks Real. (didn’t you see his hand shoot up? Lmao)
When Hoopz learns Real’s check is there ’cause he wanted a date, she ‘busts out’ that beautiful smile of hers.
Power Outing
‘Dress Western’, is Craig’s command for the power outing as the contestants brood over the decisions in the Vault.
Brandi C, still upset by her alliance’s shenanigans throws a slick remark at Pumkin, ‘gosh, what a surprise to see you guys eating again’. (lmao)
An upset Pumkin replies, ‘does she not know who I am?’ (oh hell naw, lol. Who are you!?)
Pumkin then chases after Brandi C and yells at her…‘go drink your beer, get your lipo, and be a slut for the rest of your life’ (::serious stare:: lmmfao, lmmfao)
Outside, filming a comment, Megan hears the commotion and chases into the mansion (Captain save-a-ho?)
***seriously though, that was too weird. Are they sleeping together or somethin’?***
The drama ‘ascends’ to a food-fight with Whiteboy giving commentary on the phone and Pumkin’s stomach looking ridiculous. (only white people can have a food-fight and never throw fists…SMH)
Later, Real calls Craig to ask for a ‘favor, bruh’.
The four contestants ride horses on the beach -surprisingly Real did not mention for the umpteenth time that he breeds stallions- before eating.
Brandi C admits she’s ok with going home if Toasteee and Pumkin are next. The two ladies then reveal their secret alliance to Hoopz who laments, ‘the wrong people are in the box’ (uh? aren’t the two in front of you part of the secret alliance too?)
Brandi C and Megan then leave Real to have alone-time with Hoopz.
Suddenly Real puts on that fake voice he uses when he’s about to do/say something stupid and says, ‘I want to show you how much I love ya’.
Hoopz fakes shock and awe.
Real then proposes to Hoopz after producing one big-ass solitaire diamond ring. (Da fuck? That’s the favour? Bruh…)
Hoopz’ answer is ‘OMG, why did you pick me?’ (DIES!!! That’s the second midget she’s fooled, now)
‘This is probably the weirdest proposal in America’, Hoopz adds; forgetting she’s in Mexico.
Awkwardness ensues before Real asks her to wear it for the day and decide later; which is what guys say to delay the shame and embarrassment of being turned down.
Elimination Ceremony
At home, Hoopz and Whiteboy discuss Real’s proposal and do not take it seriously; whilst Brandi C cries on her bed as she is consoled by Megan. One of them is leaving tonight!
At the ‘Ceremony’ Hoopz looks devastatingly beautiful; but Brandi C quickly interrupts the event, ‘before you start, I wanna say something’.
Real tries to stop her -which suggests Megan was being ousted- but she asks Craig to void her check.
Craig reiterates her request to be certain, then voids her check.
Hoopz laughs, much as she did when Pumkin spat on New York, and seems relieved she did not have to go back on her word to save Megan.
But, it’s not over just yet. Shockingly, Craig blurts, the Paymaster must make a decison and the choice must come from three candidates. He then orders the remaining contestants, save for Hoopz, to return to the vault and add one more name to the box.
Gleefully, Megan says what we all think… Brandi C’s decision just screwed Pumkin or Toasteee.
I love how the producers just invent “rules” on the fly. The paymaster MUST have make a decision and MUST have three players to choose from? Really?
On another note, Megan and Brandi C are bisexual. No doubt about it.
JDS, there was probably like an hour between Craig saying that and Brandi quits.
Editing made it look immediate, is my guess.
Wow Entertainer fell so quickly. That sucks, I liked him somewhat. More than some of the people left thats for sure. But with him gone, now its the two alliances against each other. Everytime people want to get Megan out, they could of done this a long time ago. Brandi C. left, i wish it was Megan instead. If every elimination ceremony, the paymaster would of voted out the strongest player, or someone who was not in their alliance, think of who would of been left. I wonder how it would of turned out.
Megan looking stupid now. “You voted for me?” duh, did she really think that Real,Hoopz and whiteboy were going to let her win this season? She’s out of her mind and is why I started not liking her when she started trying to become a stallionair. Real,Whiteboy and Hoopz will NEVER be broken. It was so stupid of Megan to think that they were just going to let her win the show. She should have been targeting them with the rest of the house. I bet you all three of them would have been gone and out of the way is she would have stuck with the original plan.
This was one of the best episodes yet! I felt kinda bad for Brandi C., but I never expected her to get very far in this competition. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Megan lose her composure like she did in this episode. The food fight was kinda interesting. I gained a fair bit of respect for Megan in this episode. I never thought she would stick up for Brandi like she did, even getting in a food fight for her. I personally like her, and hope she wins (though it’s apparent she won’t with the previews Corey has shown us for the final episode).
One thing to note, right before Megan goes into the vault, Hoopz says: “Whoever you guys choose,” indicating that whoever is placed in the box (Toastee) will be eliminated next. Heck, the preview doesn’t do much to hide the fact that Toastee doesn’t participate in the Booze challenge.
Yeah Megan could of been gone by now, along with Real. I forget, was Whiteboy ever in the bottom? I can’t remember. Also, when The Entertainer had his chance to pick the bottom three, he should of gotten rid of one of them instead of Heat
Entertainer fucked dat plan up when he could’ve easily kicked out one of the Stallionaires. He WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO GOT TO CHOOSE THE BOTTOM 3. who did he pick Megan, Boston, and Heat. WTF they would’ve been gone and broken up and the show wouldve been totally different.
You know it CSO… all the dumbass decisions are haunting him now.
New York Interview at the VMA’s
Exactly CSO, I guess since this was the very first season, alot of people didn’t know that this competition is on a whole different level then their previous shows. On this show, you’re not supposed to try and eliminate those you hate, but those that’ll hinder you from winning that money. But I do think next season ppl will be much smarter. I think its important to portray yourself as weak because you stay sooo much longer(like Brandi C.) and by people thinking you weak you can surprise them when it comes to the last few challenges. Kinda how Dan is doing on big brother 10, he’s not winning any challenges on purpose and has been making himself seem weak, that act has gotten him to the final three!
OMG the most cleverest line EVER
“The blonde alliance now has split ends”
That’s fucking GENIUS!
Whiteboy was in the bottom, but Toastee saved him b/c Megan stood up for him. I hope that Pumkin goes into the damn vault and she is finally sent home. I can’t stand her.
Toastee is going to be put in the box and sent home next. Then I believe that after the Booze You Lose challenge it is Pumkin who is sent home at the elimination.
So not that I prefer them over here cause I def. dont. But was doing my daily routine of sites and checking out to see if there were any new info and DBSlayers transfers over to this site.. why is that?
I have no idea Joe, no idea at all.
But things have a way of working out, I guess (giggles)
Toastee says on famousvh1friends.com that they didn’t even air half the fight and they didn’t show that pumkin and toastee had megan and brandi in tears…
Yeah so, Pumkin was smart by eliminationg Chance but it would of been better if the rest were eliminated, like Whiteboy. He’s annoying. His voice irritates me.
Steups.. guess what ILNY contestant just got engaged.. if you didnt already know..
Steupz: dang, had I seen this I would have jumped on it earlier. But thanks, Joe.
Hopefully they show that scene in the extras, lol
^The one in which Toastee pwns Megan and Brandi!!
I got a question, If Hoopz is SO devoted to her man and she really doesn’t care for Real then why in the world would she share a bed with him?
I mean if nothing else wouldn’t a guy be upset if his girl was sharing a bed with a guy that he clearly sees has a crush on his girl?
I didn’t see that episode yet, but I could’ve swore Megan threw Toastee into a pool and Toastee was the one on the ground crying.
I’d chalk that up to Vh1’s editing. The pool side conflict might show up in the extras.
I wonder where’s the scene in which “pumkin and toastee had megan and brandi in tears…” as Toastee said on VH1 website.
I wish i could of seen it this morning but im excited!
yeah the part where Toastee lied about making Brandi and Megan cry is not on the extras, but Toastee is on there laying on the ground crying afterwards so…I’m not sure what she was bragging about.
I have NEVER seen Megan get that mad, she acted like they were skinning princess lily alive,lol
My TOP 5 “Why in the Hells”
1.Why in the hell does Brandi decide to leave at the last minute?
2.Why in the hell does Megan happen to be in an interview when Brandi is fightin with Toastee and Pumkin?
3.Why in the hell does Real propose to Hoopz knowing that she has a boyfriend already? And he’s only known her for three weeks! Did he NOT find her penis when he slept with her?
4.Why would Brandi give up $250,000 just so some slut she just met could stay?
5.Why in the hell do they need to put someone else in the box when someone is already eliminated?
The people are dumb, the shit they think of is stupid, this show is sort of scripted, the editing sucks ass, and ultimately…………..THIS SHOW IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
I actually thought it was really great how Pumkin and Toastee and Megan and Brandi were sticking up for each other.
OMFG watch the extras
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO *DEAD*
FUNNIEST SHIT OF THE ENTIRE SHOW
Megan grabs Toastee’s neck and shoves her over and Toastee goes on a minute bawling rampage. lmfao lmfaooooooo
CSO, the paymaster has to has power to send someone home so they have to.
One more
6. WHy in the hell would Craig let Megan and Real vote if they were already up for elimination?
Corey, i think she was faking just to get her kicked off. oh and vh1 did a great job not showing that toastee went home next episode.
LMFAO no you guys I’m honestly dying here. Toastee goes up to Megan and goes
“Now you get to go home”
and tries pouring mustard on her head and Megan grabs her neck and face and knocks the bitch over LMFAO LMFAO
“that was a hit! That was a hit and a half! *BAWLING*”
but still someone got sent home anyway so whatever, if that’s the case then he should of said that rule since day 1. Someone is sent home so what. Now the show moves from eliminating one person to eliminating 3.
I just got done watching that was the funniest shit ever. WTF is a hit and a half?????!
The funniest part is that Toastee (on famous vh1 friends) was bragging that she had Megan and Brandi crying, they just chose not to show it.
*DEAD*
I didn’t think I could love Megan anymore.
I was wrong.
Toastee says she’s not a follower, yet Pumkin is splashing, Toastee goes and splashes, Megan goes over and shoves her and knocks her over. “HITTING ME! HITTING ME!! SHES HITTING ME!!!” LMFAO
And then Pumkin lecturing Megan “You need to learn to fight with your words not with your hands! You fucking skank bitch!”
Megan ftw.
I love how Toastee sits around calling Brandi C. and Megan skanks and whores. Brandi C. might’ve done porn, but all Megan has done is posed for Playboy. If you go to google you can see Toastee with her fingers up in her, but ass naked, sucking a *bleep”. She’s the skanky whore. Then you have Pumkin who slept with a guy on national T.V. and is known as the “whore of charm school”.
Yeah, and in the extras this week, Toastee sucks on Real’s nasty ass toe.
Now I see why Toastee is put in the box over Pumkin, Whiteboy raises his hand for Toastee for what Megan says to him about sending him home.
why did he raise his hand now instead of before, she told him that before they had the last eliminations.
Idk, but that makes the most sense to me.
On the power outing, Megan convinced them that Toastee and Pumkin were gunning for them, so I don’t know. Perhaps Toastee volunteers herself thinking Hoopz sends Megan home.
well yea ok hol on maybe Real, Megan, and Whiteboy vote for Toastee over Pumkin IDK how Toastee even got in the box unless she volunteers herself. If they had told Whiteboy to go in the box telling him that he’s safe then Hoopz would’ve gotten rid of Megan
lol, Funny how I’ve hated Pumkin and Toastee since CS bust i’m starting to like em on this show. Its obvious that Megan and Brandi are more than friends. I’m just sooo shocked…Brandi and Megan doesn’t seem like the type that would even fight back. Pumkin should have spit on them,lol.
I agree. If Pumkin and Toastee were smart they would have convinced Whiteboy to put himself in the box.
Well they dont really have enough time to do that and be sneaky with it seeing as Meagan and Real are also in the room. I also love how half of the cast have their real names and everybody else has their nicknames.
The one thing that irks the hell out of me is how Meagan and Brandi swear they are the sexiest women on earth. These bitches constantly call people fat and ugly and it’s so annoying. According to them, if you’re not a size -0 you’re fat. WTF?
Meagan is naturally ugly and her attitude makes it worse. Brandi is okay, but she needs to stop following Meagan.
First of all, it’s MEGAN. Second of all Pumkin was the one calling Brandi a pizza face / needs lipo suction, etc. Pumkin’s far more hideous than Brandi.
I do give Brandi C alot of credit she elimanated her self for
megan not many people would do that.She must really care for megan
brandi is not the smartest person,but does seem to have a loyal
heart.
I was able to watch the highlights and extras.
Damn…
Toastee is a wonderful actress- trying to get Megan off the show like that. She is clever. She knows it’s smart to not just sit around while Pumkin does all the fighting. Pumkin would probably flip out on Toastee, “WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKING HELP ME!! DID YOU SEE WHAT THOSE TWO SKANKS WERE DOING???!!!! MUCH SKANKIER THAN WE ARE!!!!”
Unless Toastee is telling the truth that the producers edited VH1 to make Megan seem smarter than she actually was- then I’ll give Megan the ‘clever award’ instead. She seems ready to follow Pumkin to the center of the Earth, it seemed that her self-esteem has improved since “Flavor of Love” and “Charm School” though and I applaud Jen on her progress and self-improvement.
Pumkin seems to still have the mentality of a five-year-old. C’mon. Don’t get so mad over Brandi calling you fat. Brandi shouldn’t matter to you, Pumkin. C’mon.
Real really proposed to Hoopz, OMG!! At least he’s getting more air time in “Real Chance At Love”, haha.
Whiteboy- he actually has been keeping things more low-key these days. I still think he’s a man-bitch.
Megan… damn! She has at least shown that she’s a good friend to Brandi. As much of a Toastee fan as I am, I will say that for the Megan/Toastee fights- Megan was the clear winner.
Brandi, she’s always been that ditz who followed Megan around. However, I applaud her for keeping her composure around Pumkin. It seems she’s really attached to Megan though. That was a reason why she quit. She knew that Hoopz wasn’t going to eliminate Real so it was either her or Megan. I thought it was kind of funny when she made that comment about Pumkin being fat, Pumkin has gained a lot of weight since “Flavor of Love”.
Hoopz, I was somewhat amused with how she ran things in the ’slip-and-slide’ extra. Real and Whiteboy are both crazy about her and I think that Hoopz is going to win this whole game. She’s the strongest player- stronger than Whiteboy? Yea.
The Entertainer, LOL! What a time to lose it all… I was starting to like this guy a little more too.. oh well.
Also
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/01/toastee-is-latest-flava-of-sex-tape/3#comments
One of my friends told me about “Natalia The Scissor Vixen” and I thought he was kidding- apparently he wasn’t… lol.
I would be surprised if Toastee was still doing such things in her spare time though.
If Toastee ends up going home- I can’t root for anyone else.
It’s been too much fun being a Toastee fan! Pumkin may be second best bet, haha.
I thought the Pumkin’s weight comments were funny, too. What goes around comes around! She sure made plenty of weight digs at Schatar and NY now Megan
“Are you pregnent with Boston’s baby?” LMFAO.
lol@the bonus footage, Toastee is so weak it’s pathetic. Megan barely touched her pale neck and she started crying. She wasted 10 dollars on those acting classes
OMG, Corey is right, I think it’s hilarious that Megan pushed Toastee over and then she started crying. I have no idea where Brandi and Megan are supposed to have cried besides when they got on the bed. I think that Toastee deserves to go, she’s such an annoying follower with the personality of wet bread.
A hit and a half!!
I’m sorry The Entertainer left. For some reason I like him. I wanted him to win so he could get the hell out of his parent’s basement. I guess he’s there for life now. LOL