Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Pumkin and Toasteee exit

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Hoopz as the Paymaster on I Love Money.jpgWe pick up where we left off last episode with everyone, except Hoopz, having to return to the vault to choose a 3rd person to go up for elimination in light of Brandi C’s departure.
After a short deliberation, Toastee’s check is voted into the box with 2 votes.
Toasteee thinks Megan is going home because they both received commitments from Hoopz at the ’stripper pole’ challenge, but Toasteee’s was made first.

When the elimination ceremony resumes, Hoopz gives Real the 1st check but evades an answer to his proposal. Next, she calls Megan up and says she thought she was weak but now sees her as a serious threat, but she goes on to say she is keeping her word.
Toasteee is shocked by this decision while Hoopz explains to her that mistrust and her alliance with Pumkin and Megan solidified her decision.

After elimination, Real worries over Hoopz rejecting his proposal so he calls Chance.
Chance tells him about Whiteboy and Hoopz’ closeness and he advises Real to get rid of Whiteboy because he talks trash about Hoopz. Real says he doesn’t want to look like a fool, as the camera pans to an adjacent room where Hoopz & Whiteboy are in bed together (If that ain’t the most bogus shit ever, and Real is a fool because obviously he can’t hear them in the NEXT damn room)

You Booze, You Lose

The next morning, Craig greets everyone for the next challenge; the “You Booze You Lose” challenge modeled after all the drunken moments of previous shows.

The rules are long (who came up with that shit?) so in short, everyone has to spin in a chair 20 times, stumble over a bar packed with cups, spin in the chair 20 times again, drink out of Margarita glasses and vomit the content in a toilet.
Finally they must kiss an old Mexican sitting on the sidelines.

Pumkin is first and struggles, terribly. She finishes with a time of 11:01, after penalties.
Real is second and completes the course in a time of 5:30. Whiteboy is next and struggles too, while continually grabbing his (probably now inflamed) crotch. He finishes with a somewhat disappointing time of 8:17.

Megan is fourth and has a surprisingly fast time of 5.04 that Hoopz must beat or she will become the ‘Paymaster’.
Hoopz breezes through the challenge stunning everyone and completes in a time of 4.21 to become the first to be ‘Paymaster’ consecutively.
Pumkin’s check will be automatically put in the box as she is the ‘dead-last loser. (If you were gonna return to this method then why the hell did the loser of the last challenge get eliminated?)

Real-Hoopz-Whiteboy-love-triangle on I Love Money.jpgAfter the challenge, Real says he can think only about his feelings for Hoopz and Chance’s words about Whiteboy still haunt him. He decides to talk to Hoopz and reveals what Whiteboy said about her.
Hoopz can’t believe Whiteboy would say anything bad about her and is now feeling her ties with Whiteboy are becoming weak (2 days ago I would have thought Real was trippin but Fauxboy is a liar and obviously still hasn’t learned his lesson)

The next morning, Pumkin and Hoopz talk about Whiteboy (Why are they talking now? They haven’t spoken to each other in like 6 episodes). Real comes in wanting to talk to Hoopz and he gets her and Whiteboy together to talk about everything.
They are both evasive and deny anything is going on with them (So I’m assuming you two were just having secret meetings in the bed under the covers because that’s what friends doing nothing do, right?).

When Real reconsiders the timing of his proposal and Whiteboy agrees that hoopz is a “stranger” to him; Hoopz goes off on Whiteboy, catching him off guard.
Confused about the entire situation, he denies everything, but in the confessional, he blames Real for Hoopz turning on him.

The Vault

Before the vault ceremony, Real regrets saying anything to Hoopz because he doesn’t want her to see him as a liar.
Inside the vault, Craig goes through his usual vault explanation before placing Pumkin’s check in the box. When the deliberations start, Megan gets 1 vote from Pumkin while no one votes for Whiteboy and Real (Why the fuck won’t anyone vote for Whiteboy?)
Megan asks everyone if they should just let Hoopz come in to decide for them and the majority agree. Upon her arrival, she immediately puts Whiteboy and Megan in the box.

The Power Outing

Megan hauserman on I Love Money.jpgThe ‘power outing’ takes places on a yacht but for a while, no one talks. When they do, Megan feels she needs to remind Hoopz that it was Pumkin who eliminated Chance.
Megan and Pumkin go back and forth with their bickering over Chance’s elimination, but Pumkin says Megan came up with the plan.
They continue to argue until Hoopz receives the note to choose a person for one-on-one time. Hoopz decides to spend it with Whiteboy.

Whiteboy tells Hoopz that Real is only concerned about trying to be with Hoopz.
Meanwhile, at the house, Real sets up an Italian dinner for Hoopz because she told him she wanted to get married in Italy.
On the yacht, Whiteboy and Hoopz talk more before the power outing ends and Whiteboy apologizes for describing Hoopz as a ’stranger’.

When everyone returns from the power outing, Hoopz tells Real that her decision will be extremely difficult. Real tells Hoopz to get ready for dinner and Hoopz is leery of Real’s continued determination to pursue her.
When Real takes her outside, Hoopz is surprised that Real “brought Italy to her” (Real must be embarrassing her man now. He probably needs to step his game up desperately)
Real and Hoopz discuss Hoopz’ decision but the conversation quickly turns to Whiteboy.
At the end, Hoopz feels even more confused although she still believes she can’t trust Whiteboy.

Eliminations

Megan, Whiteboy and Pumkin face elimination on I Love Money.jpgLater, Megan talks to Hoopz because she is worried about going home and she is still trying to plot to get Pumkin eliminated.
In the confessional, Hoopz says her saving Megan was a one-time only thing and she shouldn’t think that she will be saved again.

At elimination Pumkin thinks her friendship with Hoopz guarantees her safety, but Megan thniks Pumkin ought to go.
Whiteboy is worried about himself.

When Craig invites her to decide, Hoopz chooses Megan for the first check because she feels Megan has been loyal to her.
Hoopz then calls Whiteboy to her, and he immediately feels he will be eliminated.
Hoopz begins to cry and can’t look Whiteboy in the face (OMG The mandroid has emotions! I can’t believe it).

Hoopz struggles to talk to Whiteboy but she eventually composes herself and eliminates Pumkin. Pumkin is shocked by Hoopz’ decision and says Hoopz eliminated her on a ‘revenge-move’. Pumkin is disappointed that Hoopz pulled the “Chance card” on her especially because she doesn’t know Chance that well.

Megan is elated that Pumkin finally went home while Whiteboy continues his episode-ending spiel of how he’s closer to the money (I hate this annoying, fake bitch so much)

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98 Responses to “Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Pumkin and Toasteee exit”

  1. So when Hoopz isn’t sleeping in Real’s bed, she’s sleeping in Whiteboy’s bed (with the covers pulled up over their heads)… and Real doesn’t ever notice this??? Come on, this shit is fake.

  2. I came to Bourgy to post (Deelishis ties the knot) -hopefully this is not old news- completely ignoring the fact that Bourgy is the spoiler Mecca for I Love Money. I am so mad at myself!

    Steupz: well technically it’s not here, ’cause we have her as engaged -which is accurate. But hey, maybe someone would want to read Sandra’s take on it.

  3. I don’t know how Whiteboy managed to get with Megan AND Hoopz without either of them knowing about the other. Even if he hooked up with Megan after the show, she must have seen WB in bed with Hoopz.

    Real wasn’t aggressive enough to do anything more than sleep next to Hoopz. Its always the ones who don’t wanna look a fool who come on and do a good job of it.

  4. lmao. I laughed twice in this episode.

    Once when Megan said “I felt bad for the old guy. Pumkin is disgusting”

    Once when she told Pumkin she’s so trailor / white trash.

    Once when Megan was doing her interview before elimination and was like “pumkin doesn’t deserve to be here go home…. (long pause) bitch” DEAD.

    K i I lied, three times.

    Chick is invinceable! Even beat out Brandi for bottom 3 visits and has now been in the bottom 3 six times, and escaped all six.

  5. Thank you for the closure on Pumkin’s post-void reaction.

    I found a post about Hoopz accepting a proposal on Bourgy not too long ago. Why did they get hitched so soon?

  6. Thank you for the closure on Pumkin’s post-void reaction.

    I found a post about Deelishis accepting a proposal on Bourgy not too long ago. Why did they get hitched so soon?

  7. I think Hoopz is living with her boyfriend. I don’t recall their being engaged.

    Deelishis is engaged to be married in 2009, May I think.

    Catch y’all later.

  8. Corey shes been in the bottom 3 five times. Episode 3, 6, 9, 10, 11. And i was sad when Pumkin didnt spit on Hoopz or flash her saggy sits. THis is the first time she didnt go out with a bang. Its the THIRD time she made it all the way up to the epsidoe before the finale.

  9. Oh and Branid has been in the Bottom 3 five times too. Episode 4, 5, 6, 9, 10

  10. She was in the bottom 3 in episode 4 when Mr. Boston got eliminated too.

    I think Real is acting like a bootleg psycho stalker. He acts like he doesn’t get the word no and I have no idea how the fuck he was able to miss Hoopz and Whiteboy in the bed together on 2 different occasions.

    Also since when did it become ok for anyone to share a bed with 2 people of the opposite sex multiple times and you have someone at home? The conversation Hoopz had (or is having) with her man must be extremely awkward, that is if the guy isn’t pissed off about it already.

  11. no that was destiny

  12. Oh yea. I guess that shows it’s too many people I didn’t like on this show. So many that I could care less who went home or was in the bottom 3 because my vote is always for everyone to go home.

  13. “If you were gonna return to this method then why the hell did the loser of the last challenge get eliminated?”

    I think it’s ’cause Toastee was already eliminated and they didn’t want 3 people eliminated this episode.

  14. Real is so lowdown……damn! He’s almost as annoying and bitchy as his brother, Chance. I wonder why Hoopz accepted what Real said at face value in the first place especially after the proposal fiasco. I’m not saying that Chance definitely lied to Real about what Whiteboy allegedly said about Hoopz. It seems Real led Hoopz to believe Whiteboy actually said whatever it was to him. I hope Real is the next person eliminated and Hoopz wins. If I were Whiteboy, I’d have nothing else to do with either Chance or Real.

  15. 4th – Real
    3rd – Megan
    2nd – Whiteboy
    1st – Hoopz

    My predition. 1st and 2nd place could be switched though.

  16. So we basically know Real is eliminated next, then Megan, and Hoopz wins. Great. I don’t need to watch this show anymore. Let’s hope Super trailers are less revealing in the future.

  17. i thought megan will leave…. i was shocked when pumkin got eliminated!!!

  18. No Megan has been in the bottom 3 six times..

    1 – Megan / Boston / Heat
    2 – Megan / Chance / Brandi
    3 – Megan / Heather / Brandi
    4 – Megan / Real / Brandi
    5 – Megan / Real / Toastee
    6 – Megan / Whiteboy / Pumkin

  19. What sort of software do you guys use for interviews?
    I have off from college sometime in mid-October and I may want to try to get an interview with Toastee then (I’d make it live of course!) :D
    I think that would be awesome!

  20. I meant to say Deelishis, not Hoopz. Well according to the article and a few others, Deelishis tied the knot.

  21. I’m so glad Toastee and Pumkin were sent packing. Revenge for Brandi C.

  22. Corey, I don’t think Toasteee being put into the box counts as a new bottom three. She just replaced Brandi, it’s not like it was a new challenge or a new paymaster. So far, Megan has been put into the bottom three 5 times, but it’ll be 6 times next week.

  23. I’m glad Pumkin is gone.

  24. thanks alot for spoiling the episode for me with the freaking title ya numb nuts :(

  25. We spoil the show weeks before this, Khi.
    You don’t believe Enigmatic’s spoilers?

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