Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Pumkin and Toasteee exit
We pick up where we left off last episode with everyone, except Hoopz, having to return to the vault to choose a 3rd person to go up for elimination in light of Brandi C’s departure.
After a short deliberation, Toastee’s check is voted into the box with 2 votes.
Toasteee thinks Megan is going home because they both received commitments from Hoopz at the ’stripper pole’ challenge, but Toasteee’s was made first.
When the elimination ceremony resumes, Hoopz gives Real the 1st check but evades an answer to his proposal. Next, she calls Megan up and says she thought she was weak but now sees her as a serious threat, but she goes on to say she is keeping her word.
Toasteee is shocked by this decision while Hoopz explains to her that mistrust and her alliance with Pumkin and Megan solidified her decision.
After elimination, Real worries over Hoopz rejecting his proposal so he calls Chance.
Chance tells him about Whiteboy and Hoopz’ closeness and he advises Real to get rid of Whiteboy because he talks trash about Hoopz. Real says he doesn’t want to look like a fool, as the camera pans to an adjacent room where Hoopz & Whiteboy are in bed together (If that ain’t the most bogus shit ever, and Real is a fool because obviously he can’t hear them in the NEXT damn room)
You Booze, You Lose
The next morning, Craig greets everyone for the next challenge; the “You Booze You Lose” challenge modeled after all the drunken moments of previous shows.
The rules are long (who came up with that shit?) so in short, everyone has to spin in a chair 20 times, stumble over a bar packed with cups, spin in the chair 20 times again, drink out of Margarita glasses and vomit the content in a toilet.
Finally they must kiss an old Mexican sitting on the sidelines.
Pumkin is first and struggles, terribly. She finishes with a time of 11:01, after penalties.
Real is second and completes the course in a time of 5:30. Whiteboy is next and struggles too, while continually grabbing his (probably now inflamed) crotch. He finishes with a somewhat disappointing time of 8:17.
Megan is fourth and has a surprisingly fast time of 5.04 that Hoopz must beat or she will become the ‘Paymaster’.
Hoopz breezes through the challenge stunning everyone and completes in a time of 4.21 to become the first to be ‘Paymaster’ consecutively.
Pumkin’s check will be automatically put in the box as she is the ‘dead-last loser. (If you were gonna return to this method then why the hell did the loser of the last challenge get eliminated?)
After the challenge, Real says he can think only about his feelings for Hoopz and Chance’s words about Whiteboy still haunt him. He decides to talk to Hoopz and reveals what Whiteboy said about her.
Hoopz can’t believe Whiteboy would say anything bad about her and is now feeling her ties with Whiteboy are becoming weak (2 days ago I would have thought Real was trippin but Fauxboy is a liar and obviously still hasn’t learned his lesson)
The next morning, Pumkin and Hoopz talk about Whiteboy (Why are they talking now? They haven’t spoken to each other in like 6 episodes). Real comes in wanting to talk to Hoopz and he gets her and Whiteboy together to talk about everything.
They are both evasive and deny anything is going on with them (So I’m assuming you two were just having secret meetings in the bed under the covers because that’s what friends doing nothing do, right?).
When Real reconsiders the timing of his proposal and Whiteboy agrees that hoopz is a “stranger” to him; Hoopz goes off on Whiteboy, catching him off guard.
Confused about the entire situation, he denies everything, but in the confessional, he blames Real for Hoopz turning on him.
The Vault
Before the vault ceremony, Real regrets saying anything to Hoopz because he doesn’t want her to see him as a liar.
Inside the vault, Craig goes through his usual vault explanation before placing Pumkin’s check in the box. When the deliberations start, Megan gets 1 vote from Pumkin while no one votes for Whiteboy and Real (Why the fuck won’t anyone vote for Whiteboy?)
Megan asks everyone if they should just let Hoopz come in to decide for them and the majority agree. Upon her arrival, she immediately puts Whiteboy and Megan in the box.
The Power Outing
The ‘power outing’ takes places on a yacht but for a while, no one talks. When they do, Megan feels she needs to remind Hoopz that it was Pumkin who eliminated Chance.
Megan and Pumkin go back and forth with their bickering over Chance’s elimination, but Pumkin says Megan came up with the plan.
They continue to argue until Hoopz receives the note to choose a person for one-on-one time. Hoopz decides to spend it with Whiteboy.
Whiteboy tells Hoopz that Real is only concerned about trying to be with Hoopz.
Meanwhile, at the house, Real sets up an Italian dinner for Hoopz because she told him she wanted to get married in Italy.
On the yacht, Whiteboy and Hoopz talk more before the power outing ends and Whiteboy apologizes for describing Hoopz as a ’stranger’.
When everyone returns from the power outing, Hoopz tells Real that her decision will be extremely difficult. Real tells Hoopz to get ready for dinner and Hoopz is leery of Real’s continued determination to pursue her.
When Real takes her outside, Hoopz is surprised that Real “brought Italy to her” (Real must be embarrassing her man now. He probably needs to step his game up desperately)
Real and Hoopz discuss Hoopz’ decision but the conversation quickly turns to Whiteboy.
At the end, Hoopz feels even more confused although she still believes she can’t trust Whiteboy.
Eliminations
Later, Megan talks to Hoopz because she is worried about going home and she is still trying to plot to get Pumkin eliminated.
In the confessional, Hoopz says her saving Megan was a one-time only thing and she shouldn’t think that she will be saved again.
At elimination Pumkin thinks her friendship with Hoopz guarantees her safety, but Megan thniks Pumkin ought to go.
Whiteboy is worried about himself.
When Craig invites her to decide, Hoopz chooses Megan for the first check because she feels Megan has been loyal to her.
Hoopz then calls Whiteboy to her, and he immediately feels he will be eliminated.
Hoopz begins to cry and can’t look Whiteboy in the face (OMG The mandroid has emotions! I can’t believe it).
Hoopz struggles to talk to Whiteboy but she eventually composes herself and eliminates Pumkin. Pumkin is shocked by Hoopz’ decision and says Hoopz eliminated her on a ‘revenge-move’. Pumkin is disappointed that Hoopz pulled the “Chance card” on her especially because she doesn’t know Chance that well.
Megan is elated that Pumkin finally went home while Whiteboy continues his episode-ending spiel of how he’s closer to the money (I hate this annoying, fake bitch so much)
Why aren’t there any cameras permanently fixed in the bedrooms and bathrooms so we can see what’s really going on in the house, like in the middle of the night when people are bumping and grinding thinking they won’t be caught? On every other reality show they have cameras fixed to catch people in the act. That’s why I think this show is either fixed or VH1 needs to be shot for their poor editing.
Corey, well thats basically the same bottom 3 with a replacement.
I remeber the episode 4 extras it shows heather and 12 pack screwing. lol.
Good point poolo, I remember that too. They should have shown more of that stuff. Supposedly all this “smashing” was taking place and we didn’t get to see it. I think about shows like Real World or Big Brother, they’re known for catching people getting it in with a long lense camera. But I guess this show’s inentions was not to be “real” so much as entertaining- I guess we can call it “faux reality”.
Enigmatic, I guess I should have believed you when you said everyone on this show is dumb. The only one left who I think deserves the money is Real.
I’m so glad Pumkin left in the manner that she did. I just don’t like how Pumkin and Hoopz aren’t friends anymore
Megan didn’t escape eliminations since Brandi quit. I was actually applaidong Pumkin for not going out like a slut or whore. Maybe she has learned something from Charm School. Hoopz says that she eliminated Chance didnt she say on a couple of episodes back that they didnt care anymore. Real talkin bout his brother was avenged……………..OMG Uuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhh shut da fuck up about it, your brother got kicked out of the house, nobody killed him with a sword. we dont use the word “avenge” anymore dis is da 21st century goddammit(CSO keep your composure)………… i dont care who wins now i dont want any of them to get the money. Hoopz is trying to keep her “alliance” together instead of focusing on the money. Pumkin is right that they were “friends” but Pumkin should’ve got her out when she could. Megan was one of the main reasons y da Stallionaires alliance is still dere.
LMAO DEAD at CSO
Something about being the paymaster makes people absolutely retarded. If people were smart, the strong people would have been gone in the first 6 episodes. But now here we are with a final 4 that is basically a whole damn alliance seeing that Whiteboy and Hoopz believe Megan is on their side.
BTW people, where the hell is the Charm School supertrailer?
i think megan should win the 250;000 because shes amazing
oh and whiteboy should leave
ive been waitin 2 see that also poolo
steupz check out your myspace messages
I just watched the ep. Real is seriously looking crazy. He is always putting his arm around Hoopz and trying to walk all close. But you can almost actually SEE her trying to put distance between them. He has a high school crush.
Is that Megan I just saw at the Emmys?
In the extras, if Megan and pumkin hate eachother so much then why are they sitting next to eachother in the van? Its not like they have assigned seats or anything.
LMAO in the extras Toastee and Pumkin are talking shit about Megan in one of clips, and Toastee says she will honestly kill herself if Megan beats them two, because it’s not going to happen.
These were defiantly my favorite extras so far lol.
Becuase it shows more of like what they do and not just the competition.
y da fuck does Craig take all day to void a check, void da bullshit and let them leave already. what was his point in telling Brandi C. what’s going to happen if she leaves, WHO GIVES A FUCK, let the joker leave and move on
LMAO @ CSO!!!!!!! u my kind of dude!
LMAO guess what guys?
So 12 pack FINALLY agreed to do an interview with me, he told me he’d call me TOMORROW and he says he’d be calling in with …. THE ENTERTAINER – LMAO i can’t WAIT until the Entertainer realizes who is interviewing him. (Those of you that don’t know, me and The Entertainer got into a yelling match the other day on the phone)
lol wow megan, entertainer and 12 pack in 1 day, ur 1 lucky dude.. thats like the best birthday present ever lol
Corey u asshole, Ijust watched the episode again, I felt so sorry for Pumkin but can we give her a round of applause she left without spitting(I wouldnt have spit on that man-beast either) or saying the word fuck 50x. She left way more classier than she left on Charm School.
If Brandi had eliminated her, or somebody that she KNEW wouldn’t back anything up, you know she would have went off. You could tell she wanted to so bad, but she knew better.