Enigmatic’s I Love Money Recap: Pumkin and Toasteee exit
We pick up where we left off last episode with everyone, except Hoopz, having to return to the vault to choose a 3rd person to go up for elimination in light of Brandi C’s departure.
After a short deliberation, Toastee’s check is voted into the box with 2 votes.
Toasteee thinks Megan is going home because they both received commitments from Hoopz at the ’stripper pole’ challenge, but Toasteee’s was made first.
When the elimination ceremony resumes, Hoopz gives Real the 1st check but evades an answer to his proposal. Next, she calls Megan up and says she thought she was weak but now sees her as a serious threat, but she goes on to say she is keeping her word.
Toasteee is shocked by this decision while Hoopz explains to her that mistrust and her alliance with Pumkin and Megan solidified her decision.
After elimination, Real worries over Hoopz rejecting his proposal so he calls Chance.
Chance tells him about Whiteboy and Hoopz’ closeness and he advises Real to get rid of Whiteboy because he talks trash about Hoopz. Real says he doesn’t want to look like a fool, as the camera pans to an adjacent room where Hoopz & Whiteboy are in bed together (If that ain’t the most bogus shit ever, and Real is a fool because obviously he can’t hear them in the NEXT damn room)
You Booze, You Lose
The next morning, Craig greets everyone for the next challenge; the “You Booze You Lose” challenge modeled after all the drunken moments of previous shows.
The rules are long (who came up with that shit?) so in short, everyone has to spin in a chair 20 times, stumble over a bar packed with cups, spin in the chair 20 times again, drink out of Margarita glasses and vomit the content in a toilet.
Finally they must kiss an old Mexican sitting on the sidelines.
Pumkin is first and struggles, terribly. She finishes with a time of 11:01, after penalties.
Real is second and completes the course in a time of 5:30. Whiteboy is next and struggles too, while continually grabbing his (probably now inflamed) crotch. He finishes with a somewhat disappointing time of 8:17.
Megan is fourth and has a surprisingly fast time of 5.04 that Hoopz must beat or she will become the ‘Paymaster’.
Hoopz breezes through the challenge stunning everyone and completes in a time of 4.21 to become the first to be ‘Paymaster’ consecutively.
Pumkin’s check will be automatically put in the box as she is the ‘dead-last loser. (If you were gonna return to this method then why the hell did the loser of the last challenge get eliminated?)
After the challenge, Real says he can think only about his feelings for Hoopz and Chance’s words about Whiteboy still haunt him. He decides to talk to Hoopz and reveals what Whiteboy said about her.
Hoopz can’t believe Whiteboy would say anything bad about her and is now feeling her ties with Whiteboy are becoming weak (2 days ago I would have thought Real was trippin but Fauxboy is a liar and obviously still hasn’t learned his lesson)
The next morning, Pumkin and Hoopz talk about Whiteboy (Why are they talking now? They haven’t spoken to each other in like 6 episodes). Real comes in wanting to talk to Hoopz and he gets her and Whiteboy together to talk about everything.
They are both evasive and deny anything is going on with them (So I’m assuming you two were just having secret meetings in the bed under the covers because that’s what friends doing nothing do, right?).
When Real reconsiders the timing of his proposal and Whiteboy agrees that hoopz is a “stranger” to him; Hoopz goes off on Whiteboy, catching him off guard.
Confused about the entire situation, he denies everything, but in the confessional, he blames Real for Hoopz turning on him.
The Vault
Before the vault ceremony, Real regrets saying anything to Hoopz because he doesn’t want her to see him as a liar.
Inside the vault, Craig goes through his usual vault explanation before placing Pumkin’s check in the box. When the deliberations start, Megan gets 1 vote from Pumkin while no one votes for Whiteboy and Real (Why the fuck won’t anyone vote for Whiteboy?)
Megan asks everyone if they should just let Hoopz come in to decide for them and the majority agree. Upon her arrival, she immediately puts Whiteboy and Megan in the box.
The Power Outing
The ‘power outing’ takes places on a yacht but for a while, no one talks. When they do, Megan feels she needs to remind Hoopz that it was Pumkin who eliminated Chance.
Megan and Pumkin go back and forth with their bickering over Chance’s elimination, but Pumkin says Megan came up with the plan.
They continue to argue until Hoopz receives the note to choose a person for one-on-one time. Hoopz decides to spend it with Whiteboy.
Whiteboy tells Hoopz that Real is only concerned about trying to be with Hoopz.
Meanwhile, at the house, Real sets up an Italian dinner for Hoopz because she told him she wanted to get married in Italy.
On the yacht, Whiteboy and Hoopz talk more before the power outing ends and Whiteboy apologizes for describing Hoopz as a ’stranger’.
When everyone returns from the power outing, Hoopz tells Real that her decision will be extremely difficult. Real tells Hoopz to get ready for dinner and Hoopz is leery of Real’s continued determination to pursue her.
When Real takes her outside, Hoopz is surprised that Real “brought Italy to her” (Real must be embarrassing her man now. He probably needs to step his game up desperately)
Real and Hoopz discuss Hoopz’ decision but the conversation quickly turns to Whiteboy.
At the end, Hoopz feels even more confused although she still believes she can’t trust Whiteboy.
Eliminations
Later, Megan talks to Hoopz because she is worried about going home and she is still trying to plot to get Pumkin eliminated.
In the confessional, Hoopz says her saving Megan was a one-time only thing and she shouldn’t think that she will be saved again.
At elimination Pumkin thinks her friendship with Hoopz guarantees her safety, but Megan thniks Pumkin ought to go.
Whiteboy is worried about himself.
When Craig invites her to decide, Hoopz chooses Megan for the first check because she feels Megan has been loyal to her.
Hoopz then calls Whiteboy to her, and he immediately feels he will be eliminated.
Hoopz begins to cry and can’t look Whiteboy in the face (OMG The mandroid has emotions! I can’t believe it).
Hoopz struggles to talk to Whiteboy but she eventually composes herself and eliminates Pumkin. Pumkin is shocked by Hoopz’ decision and says Hoopz eliminated her on a ‘revenge-move’. Pumkin is disappointed that Hoopz pulled the “Chance card” on her especially because she doesn’t know Chance that well.
Megan is elated that Pumkin finally went home while Whiteboy continues his episode-ending spiel of how he’s closer to the money (I hate this annoying, fake bitch so much)
Be sure to check out “Hole in the wall” on Fox T.V. this Thursday! … The “Flavor of Love girls” will battle it out against the “Rock of Love girls”…
say dat again is dere a link to this^^^^^^
LMAO
The day I see Tik slide through a 2×4 cutout will be the day I shit my pants.
Lmfao…that is wrong on every level.
I havebeen so busy reading a conspiracy theories site I forgot about Bourgy.
Anyways, lemme put up that rican pic.
Steupz, are you going to make a post asking for questions being submitted to the Megan interview tomorrow?
Nah, not a separate post. I’ll add it to the end of Enigmatic’s recap tomorrow.
Or on this picture post I am making now.
People rarely respond anyway, I’ve realised, so I guess the regulars gonna have to come through with questions in the comment box.
I see. Will there be a post when the interview is over and linked? LOL. You know we’re gonna get some good stuff outta this one.
I enjoyed watching the extras.
Brandi’s such a coward.
She knew she was going home and she didn’t want Hoopz to officially eliminate her.
The only way Brandi felt she could save grace was by quitting.
Toastee made a good observation about Brandi and Megan in the extras. They really only use one or two insults.
We can all admit that Toastee is not trailer trash!!
Uh, dave YOU can admit that. But I agree with Megan. Pumkin / Toastee are both.
Brandi is not a coward, she actually played a really smart move by quitting. She knew one of the girls would be put in the box.
she didnt know dat until the producers told her. Otherwise i think it sucks that all of those people fought just for her to up and quit.
and yes Megan calls everyone old, disgusting and sag. Brandi just calls everyone disgusting, but i dont think weighing 5 lbs. is or will ever be considered as attractive.
CSO Brandi mentioned to the producers before elimination she was pondering quitting and they told her if she did quit, they would still have to eliminated someone else by voting them into the box. She said that’s why she ultimately decided to quit.
See, I think one of the problems with the world today is that a person like Megan, who obviously has low morals, no empathy or compassion for other people and inordinately high self-esteem, actually has fans who applaud her for acting like a low life. From her pointy, mean face to her flat, flabby ass to her annoying, whiny-sounding voice, Megan is an example of the worst our society has to offer. Not that any of the others are much better, but they don’t seem to have the fans that Megan does. As long as people keep cheering for the hatefulness, manipulativenes, sneakiness, and cold-heartedness, that’s all we’ll be offered on TV and all our children will grow up thinking she’s a role model for how to behave in life.
Corey, I agree that Brandi’s decision to quit was very good for Megan. I don’t think her decision was stupid at all- she knew that she was probably going home and Brandi seems like she’s really good friends with Megan. However, I think what brought her to even think of quitting in the first place was a self-centered cravenness.
The thought of someone else saying, “You are going home.”, must have scared her- so why doesn’t she do it herself and bring Toastee or Pumkin down with her? It’s all good for Megan though,
Toastee explains to Pumkin in one of the extras why she isn’t trailer trash. Toastee plans to become a doctor. Her dad is also a doctor and her mom is a zoologist.
However, I’m willing to admit that Megan didn’t mean trailer trash in the literal sense but rather the mindset which practically all the girls on Flavor of Love have- Toastee is such a sweetheart though! She is one of the only reality stars who pays attention to and cares about her fans.
Toastee is just trashy. I’m wondering if you have seen all the pictures of her that I have seen. She’s immature / whiny / trashy / pathetic.
RockThis, ILM is a VH1 reality show. Don’t expect anything great to come from this. If anything, this sleazy, trashy, low-class entertainment is exactly what you should be expecting to see. Most people watch this show to see people go to an extreme for the money (which sadly isn’t even enough to buy 1/2 a house in California). If you really want people to support and pursue greater things for society, then start with promoting good will and the UN. “I Love Money” isn’t the place to preach it.
People will admire Megan because she plays this game exactly how it needs to be played. If everyone played by rules and followed social norms and mores, then it wouldn’t be very interesting. If the weak were voted off first and people played graciously, then there wouldn’t be much entertainment. I think we’ve already noted that Megan is fake. This is hardly her “real” personality. You can see it in the way that her speech and tone changes from interview to conversation. She’s obviously smarter than she lets on, being manipulative and strategic as she is. People, such as myself, like her for the fact that she plays the game well. This isn’t international politics. It’s a VH1 reality show. People spit on each other. What else can you expect?
I looked Megan up on Wikipedia. She has a degree in accouting so she is smarter than she looks.
Corey, I agree with you. The funniest line was when Megan said Pumkin needs to go home and then her long pause and added a bitch. That was FUNNY!
That and Pumkin stumbling around on the challenge.
I had a naughty dream about whiteboy last night. *giggles*
*puke*
Lol I love Megan’s meanness to Pumkin! xD
finally we get to see the random clips from the super trailer that haven’t been on the actual show, however
it’s like me & her feel the same about that icky 40yr old,..
well y’know. next week their giving a episode of unseen clips only!
one of those clips was uh, Entertainer on the toilet while Pumkin on top of him. *gag*.. >_> worst image ever
I agree with everything Corey said about Toastee. She’s annoying, and I was so glad when she left. She deserved it and I don’t care what you say, she is trash.
I was surprised at first when Pumkin didn’t go out with a bang, but then I realized that she probably figured that Hoopz, WB, and Real would kill her if she did anything to Hoopz. Oh, and they’re “friends” (even though they haven’t really acted like it except in the first episode). I thought that Megan’s comments about Pumkin were hilarious. You knew the moment that Pumkin lost her only real alliance (Toastee), she would probably go.
I also agree with this ranking (also agree that first and second might be switched):
4th – Real
3rd – Megan
2nd – Whiteboy
1st – Hoopz
*Sigh* I would have preferred Megan to win, but oh well.
i’m live with megan right now
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/spazztick
Corey, are you even talking to her yet? lol i dont hear anything.
Lol Me either.