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Enigmatic’s I Love Money Finale: Hoopz wins
The Finale opens with the Final 4 contestants preparing for the new day.
Real believes Whiteboy has turned against him but Whiteboy thinks all of the alliances are done because there are only 4 people left.
Hoopz feels there may be some tension in her alliance (For real? I can’t believe it. ::rolling eyes heavily:: )
Everyone then gathers around the phone to listen to Craig and he tells them their challenge will be “crazy” and “athletic”.
Whiteboy is happy about having an athletic challenge but Megan is nervous about it.
The Krazy toss Challenge
At the challenge, Craig greets everyone and explains that for the Challenge there will be no vault ceremony afterwards. He tells them the winner of the Challenge will become ‘Paymaster’, have a power dinner with the losers, and then there will be an Elimination Ceremony.
Craig then goes on to explain the rules of the “Krazy Toss,” modeled after the Buckeey/Krazy fight on FOL 2. The contestants have to get on a big black box suspended over the water, transport a ‘Krazy doll’ across a balance beam and onto a balcony, over which the doll is thrown; before returning.
The person who completes the challenge in the fastest time, wins.
Megan is first and she stalls for time because she is afraid of heights. She eventually regains her composure to begin the challenge but she struggles to lift the doll. Eventually she succeeds and takes the doll across the balance beam but she trips, falls, and drops the doll to be disqualified from the Challenge.
Megan is extremely embarrassed and disappointed about losing.
Hoopz is next and she gets the doll across the beam and over the balcony quickly, but she wastes precious time, forgetting she must return across the beam. She finishes in 23 seconds and complains the rules were unclear (No, your bionic ear just failed on you today).
Real is next and completes the challenge in 28 seconds. Megan comments Real must be particularly upset because he always finishes second to Hoopz.
Whiteboy is last and he completes the challenge in a swift 16 seconds to become ‘Paymaster’.
Whiteboy is elated and thus escalates his endless tirade of bragging in the ‘Confessional’.
After the challenge, Real and Megan talk about being afraid of Whiteboy sending them home. Real thinks Whiteboy is no longer loyal to him but Megan believes Whiteboy’s loyalty to Real is what will end up getting her eliminated (Why are they talking now? They have never talked this whole season but they are talking now).
At the ‘power dinner’ everyone is silent and we are constantly interrupted by Whiteboy’s constant bragging in the confessional about him being the ‘Paymaster’.
Whiteboy continues to drink at dinner until he eventually asks Real about keeping him if he was the ‘Paymaster’ (Why wasn’t this episode called ‘Drunk with Power’?).
Real says something but it leads to him and Whiteboy arguing over loyalty and Hoopz.
Megan cuts in to bring up the conversation she had with Real on the stairs and Real and Megan begin to argue.
While listening to this argument, Whiteboy hints in the ‘Confessional’, he plans on eliminating Real.
Hoopz cuts in to defend Real about what Megan said; but Whiteboy is shocked to hear Real doubts his loyalty and an argument with Hoopz ensues.
He continues his drunken “I’m paymaster dawg. I’ll send your ass home” rant while telling everyone he has made up his mind and talks trash to Megan (Shut the fuck up already bitch…..damn)
Now Real, Megan and Hoopz all feel nervous about the elimination ceremony.
Eliminations and The Jury
At eliminations, (WTF? I thought they were gonna show Whiteboy talking to Craig about his decision. This shitty editing is pissing me off) Whiteboy continues to drink and question Craig’s ability to count.
Craig asks the ‘Bottom 3′ how they would feel if they were eliminated. Hoopz says she wouldn’t be able to sleep, Real says he would be hurt only because Whiteboy is the ‘Paymaster’ and Megan says she worked hard to protect Whiteboy (WTF? Why don’t you just superglue yourself to Whiteboy’s nuts because that’s obviously where you want to be)
Whiteboy calls Real up and reminds him of their friendship beginning with ILNY. He adds, on ILM their friendship was still good but after Chance left, Real got closer to Hoopz and he started feeling left out (Is this high school? You mad because your friend left you for a robot tranny?)
Whiteboy then tells Craig he wants Real’s check to be voided.
Real and Whiteboy argue and Real yells, “Hoopz is the only real person in the house.” (Why is he acting and sounding like Pumkin when she got eliminated on FOL?)
Craig voids Real’s check but asks Real to stay and sit on the bench. Craig also tells Whiteboy that his time as ‘Paymaster’ is over and to go stand next to Megan and Hoopz, before advising them that Real is a member of a jury and that the jury will choose the ‘Final 2′.
Craig calls in the jury and explains that the jury is everyone who was eliminated since the individual challenges began (Where is Brandi C?)… 12 Pack, Heather, The Entertainer, Toastee and Pumkin come in to join Real on the bench.
After they come in, Craig asks 12 Pack and The Entertainer about their feelings on the ‘Final 3′. Both say that they felt Real should be in the ‘Final 3′ instead of Megan. Craig asks Megan how she feels about what was said and a long series of Megan backstabbing every member of the jury is shown; Megan tells Craig she wants to quit because she would be happy to see Hoopz or Whiteboy win.
In her exit interview, Megan says she refuses to let the jury decide her fate and she never believed she could win anyway. As Real leaves, he says he found a great friend in Hoopz and he says that she was a bigger prize than the money (Friends with a mandroid that doesn’t like you or $250,000? How the hell is being friends with her better than winning the money?)
Dash for Cash Challenge
The next morning, Whiteboy and Hoopz anxiously wait for the call for the final challenge. Eventually they receive the call and leave for the challenge. At the site of the “Dash for the Cash” challenge, Craig tells Whiteboy and Hoopz they have to race to complete challenges at specific areas and they cannot advance until they finish the challenge in that area. The person who successfully completes all of the challenges first, wins the show.
The first challenge is to collect 100 pesos from the people in the square. They can get these pesos in any way they can except for stealing (They gotta hustle for some money).
Whiteboy uses his ability to speak Spanish to quickly collect his pesos. Hoopz however, can’t speak Spanish and she begs many people who either turn her down or don’t understand her (All she needed to say was “Necesito cien pesos por favor”).
Whiteboy gets in his cab and he is long gone. Hoopz struggles to collect her pesos but she eventually sells her belly ring to an arrogant man to get the pesos. Hoopz goes to her cab but she gets stuck in a terrible traffic jam putting her behind Whiteboy even further.
Whiteboy arrives at the site of the second challenge and has to run down a tall, steep hill to get to the beach and the location of his second challenge.
Meanwhile, Hoopz finally gets out of the gridlock to make her way to the second site.
At the second task, Whiteboy begins rolling a large coin through a set of flags (I know a black person came up with this challenge. Hustlin’ and pitchin’ pennies? Come on now).
Hoopz finally arrives at the site and chases down the hill to get to the beach. Whiteboy is tired but sees Hoopz arriving at the beach site and pushes himself to finish the ‘Challenge’ and get on the boat to the final site.
Hoopz begins rolling her coin but she struggles terribly. However, Hoopz sees Whiteboy is already in his boat so she continues on and finally finishes. She races to her boat.
Whiteboy arrives at the beach in front of the mansion. He jumps off the boat, swims to the shore, runs to the long, winding stairs leading to the backyard and the site of the final challenge. The final challenge consists of putting the pictures of all of the eliminated contestants in order of their elimination (Wow. This is the absolute final challenge? You have got to be kidding me).
Whiteboy starts off ok but he gets Mr. Boston and Destiney’s elimination order mixed up. Hoopz arrives at the site and realizes Whiteboy is still stuck on the challenge.
As she places her contestants in order, Whiteboy says he is finished but Craig checks and says Whiteboy’s order is wrong.
Hoopz then completes her challenge.
Craig checks her pictures and upon confirming the order, Hoopz is crowned the winner.
Hoopz can’t believe she won the show saying that the money would mean so much to her mom and sisters. Whiteboy says he is disappointed but he says he is not a sore loser and Hoopz is the only other person who he feels deserves the money.
thankz for spoilng it for those who don’t watch it in the moring and like to watch it at night while eating taco bell !!!
Bruce…you still come around here after the show?
And I waited til 7pm, dude.
I coulda dropped this hours ago.
OFF SUBJECT BUT HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RICO SEX TAPE
You first?
steups i didn’t watch any of this show at all but i knew hoopz would win just because she very athletic do you agree
YES THIS MII FIRST TIME HERE
BUT HAS ANY SEEN
OR THE COLLEGE HILL SEX TAPE??
I think you’re somewhat right, Pimp; she definitely had a better chance than any other woman.
But you still had to get to the end, first; and that takes more than athleticism.
Wow, I can’t wait till the Reunion. (Best part: I’ll be home where I have cable so I can actually watch it!)
Toastee is gonna tell Megan the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
Yes Toya, we’ve seen it.
Are you talking about the black dude and some random girl?
Dave, aren’t you afraid she’ll finish what she started at the pool, lol?
lol Dave I attended the reunion and I don’t know why you defend Toastee. She’s a trashy following piece of garbage who can’t speak for herself and is a wimp. Trust me, the reunion will prove that, LOL. There’s nothing endearing or likable about Toastee.
There’s nothing likeable about any of these folks and I will continue to stick by that.
EA why do you watch a show where you hate everyone on it so much and you think the whole show sucks and so on?
WHERE CAN I SEE IT LOL
Because I’m a generally angry person and writing recaps helps me not be so angry. Also, I’m a very serious person and this is the only thing I do where I’m not being SO serious.
What was the preview for the reunion like?
lol wow Toya
LOL
I WANNA SEE IT
BUT THE REUNION LOOKS WEAK
Brandi wasn’t on the jury because she wasn’t eliminated, she quit
I can’t believe this shows done. It was a lot different than I expected. I thought we were gonna see more physical challenges and more talk about who’s the strong players and all that. I was pretty much expecting a Gauntlet type show.
but once again, Vh1 provides us with a show that is a cross between reality and sitcom
The ending was weird. It was just so abrupt as soon as Craig said Hoopz puzzle was right he voided wb’s check immediately and then the show is over. I think the whole picture puzzle was weak, too. I think it should have been a harder mental challenge. I think the jury had no place on this show because it’s not like Charm School and voting for who has progressed the most on the show as a person. Why the hell should there be a jury? I think the producers must have ran out of challenge ideas because the finale was just odd.
I thought the challenges could have been a little more thought out but what was disappointing was how stupid everyone acted. They let other people manipulate them even though they kept saying how they couldn’t trust these people. And on top of that you had these stupid bitches trying to save their lovers, friends or people they wanted to be lovers or friends with. Also you had people doing things one episode and then when the shit turned around and happened to them they got offended about not getting saved.
Yeah I think a lot of those people took friendships and love/whatever too seriously. Does anyone think Hoopz/Megan and Whiteboy actually had sex now? I don’t think WB had sex with either one of them lol.
lol
All the stronger players should’ve been gone…………….WHY IN DA FUCK DO MEGAN AND BRANDI MANIPULATE AND LIE TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE HOPING TO STAY INTO THE GAME, BUT THEN DECIDE 2 QUIT….
WHORES WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tv time
I think Whiteboy was embarassed when he did those interviews. Out of the final four he came out as the real loser. Hoopz won the money, Megan is at least on Charm School 2 (although I don’t think she will stay past the 3rd or 4th episode) and Real has a show with his brother. Whiteboy has nothing so I guess he felt he needed to get some pride before this show ended although he failed tragically at that attempt.
HOOPZ DIDNT WIN BECAUSE SHE WAS ATHLETIC. HALF OF THESE CHALLENGES WAS COMMON SENSE SHIT ANYWAY. IF MEGAN HAD GOTTEN RID OF HOOPZ WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE THE BLONDE ALLIANCE WOULD’VE BEEN DA LAST STANDING.
WTF IS BRANDI C. TRYING TO B LIKE MEGAN CALLING EVERYBODY FAT
COREY MEGAN HAS THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING VOICE AND SHE IS NOT PRETTY, SHE MAY CARRY HERSELF WELL BUT SHE ISNT CUTE AT ALL WITH THAT DUMB CONSTIPATED LOOK ON HER FACE.
Megan was smart in quitting because she refused to give the jury the satisfaction of THEM getting more tv, her having to plead to people who don’t like her, and then getting sent home and she pleas to stay. When she quit, she actually left with some dignity and wiped the smug grins off toastee’s and pumkin’s faces. LOL.
I MEAN THE REUNION IS COMING UP SO IF THEY HAD GOTTEN INTO IT NOW THERE WOULD’VE BEEN NOTHING TO SHOW @ THE REUNION. I THINK THE PRODUCERS MUST HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT AND THE LAST CHALLENGE WAS WAAAAAAY 2 EASY AND SIMPLE MINDED.
exactly. The people on this show were all physically fit too (ok, so Pumkin and Toastee were thick). It’s not like they had fatty’s like Hottie or something where it would be hard to do physical challenges.
and i agree with you EA, the eliminations kept getting swayed so easily. that got annoying
I think after seeing all the running around they had to do there’s no way the chain smokers like 12 pack, heat, entertainer, heather could have ran farther than 6 feet without getting winded. Now that challenge would be impossible for them even if they were muscular.
^ ^ Destiney / Toastee are also major smokers.
lol where theY reallY even in mexico
Ewww, no wonder these folks look so old, they smoke and drink themselves to death.
LOL I told yall in the beginning its was going to be a guy and girl. You go Hoopz.
omg poor megan lololololololololololololololololololololol
Megan quitting was the best part of the finale. The jury was totally irrelevant and they were PISSED about it. You know they wanted fifteen more seconds of fame.
Megan Hauserman is officially the H.B.I.C. of I Love Money
Lmao the extras online of this finale are hilarious. WB is funny when he’s drunk. (who’d of thunk it)
yea Megan went out exactly how she should have…laughing like the dumb blonde she is
WB called her a chihuahua face in the extras. He was smashed.
The producers screwed her over big time on the Jury.
If they allowed Brandi C to come, then she would have a shot (She could easily manipulate everyone in there except for toastee and pumkin, and Brandi C’s vote will be on someone else.)
maze the extras are hilarious
dis is good
real good
lol “a quarter millionaire”
ok after watching the extras, i take back what i said about whiteboy having sex with megan.. there is a strong possiblity it did happen
“I came all the wya here from New York, to see this BITCH quit.”
That was good. I’m glad Hoopz won, White Boy is annoying. Megan > the whole show, lol@her ruining the chances of the returning losers for camera time. Get it bitch
Rich of VH1 blog fame
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But what I want to know is who leaked the ending because they were dead on. It was on the net weeks ago that Megan would quit saying she didn’t need the money and Hoopz would win because of a puzzle. Somebody at VH1 messsed up big time.
Yes go megan !!!!!lol shes good
Hahahhaa I agree, MEGAN > I LOVE MONEY
Craig tried to screw Megan over, and Megan ended up screwing everyone else over again. There goes the jurys valuable time, air time, and a plane ticket! HAHAA LOLOLOL
And did you see her flirting with whiteboy on the extras?
Now we know why megan didn’t get sent home. LOL! Manipulated one last person
oh ok i get it now rich is steups I had no idea you were white steups
was that damn glass of liquor glued to whiteboy’s hands lol
They need a no quitting clause for ILM2. Put it in writing and threaten them fools an outrageous fine. Cause that jury was total crap (that had the potential to be somewhat interesting). I know they forfeit their contract to get paid for their time but thats not cutting it
HAHA!!! I love Rich by now, the dude has a sense of humor that just can’t be topped. Well, it can’t be topped, but he can, cause you know… btw pimp, I’m pretty sure Steupz is straight, which ruins that theory.
hoopz interview is up
Steupz: you’re a few minutes late, nvr…’Matic told me about it and it’s up already, lol.
In the end, I’m glad Hoopz won. She was the least conceited one out of the four in my opinion. But who read the Hoopz interview on VH1 where she says she got in bed with Whiteboy because there was a ghost in the house… come on ma, you can do better than that.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaa Megan Da Best…She Make History In This Show
well Boston and his perverted ways are making me sick………he’s
like da geek in high school who does dumb shit 2 bring attention 2 himself. I hope he ISNT the main focus at the reunion
I think megan quit because she knew there was no way in hell
she was going to win.Her face when the jury came in was priceless.
Once she saw the jury she knew the game was over.
If she didnt really want to win she wouldnt have thown real under
the bus.She just telling everyone that to make it seem she didnt
care and quit.Nobody goes though getting all those people out
of the house and get down to the bottom three to not win.She knows
that is not the truth she kidding herself.
no i think da producers may have had sumthin 2 do with it. if everybody said what they thought of the people den the reunion would’ve been irrelevant. and it wouldve had 2 focuz on the other weaker people.
Corey, I’m sorry to hear that Toastee seems like a ‘trashy wimp’ in real life. I’ll have to see the reunion and how it gets crazy, lol.
Damn I’m watching the highlights now.
Toastee’s looking real good at the eliminations!
I thought the jury thing was stupid. Poor Megan!!
Congradualations Hoopz!
I thought the jury thing was stupid. Poor Megan!!
Congradulations Hoopz!
I knew White Boy wasn’t gonna solve that puzzle because he is a weed head. And short term memory is a big symptom.
damn I wanted midget mack to win!
this whole reality series was alright, I’d give it like 8/10 or something, however 1st season of I love Newyork would maintain one of my fav. reality VH1 shows xD
$GLAD HOOPZ WON BUT WHITEBOY WAS MY DUDE & MEGAN WAS THE TURE H.B.I.C. ILM I KNEW REAL WAS GONNA B OFF FIRST$
What does H.B.I.C mean?
Head bitch in charge